~The Melkor BIRTHDAY club~

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

*Watches Alice fall to the ground with a sickening splat*

*eyeroll*

Trust Crazy to forget that girls don't fly.



Cava!

Minuend is apparently my mother, could one that gave birth to such a hideous demon as me,ever possibly have even a sliver of a soul?

 

[Alice?]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Mais mais mais...
I don't want to die! Besides, I'm far too nice and pretty and young and... Poouurrr quoi??

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T FAIR!

GET USED TO IT!

Now, what say we have a funeral for Alice?(?)

It goes without saying that dear Yr4-whatever won't be invited.

He's much too attached to her, and will likely try to remove the corpse from it's resting place for nechromancy and other vile acts.

You may bring presents to the church, just like a wedding!

Only you must bring Turkish Delight, fry's only, the young deceased use it quite a lot in their journey to the afterlife...

Trust me, I'm a scientist.

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T FAIR!
It goes without saying that dear Yr4-whatever won't be invited.

He's much too attached to her, and will likely try to remove the corpse from it's resting place for nechromancy and other vile acts.

You just singlehandedly shot down my revenge strategy....damn you. She was going to have demonic wings and everything!

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Yeah! WELL YOU ALMOST JUST RUINED MY GRAN SCHEME TO GET ME...er.. ALICE UNLIMITED SUPPLIES OF TURKISH DELIGHT! (,fry's only)

What could be more important than that!?

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Anything other than Turkish delight. That stuff is so nasty.

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

*swoops down and rescues Alice seconds before she hits the pavement and sets her gently down*

I apologize m' lady for scareing you, however it was the only way to put Melkor in a position where my minions could catch him and cart him off to my torture chambers.

*bows deeply to her in a gesture of respect and flys off....... again*

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

*Cackles*

Your minions!?

Very funny Crazy, but your mother and a collection of soft toys does not, an evil overlord make.

Also, we've had the funeral so how the fuck did you save Alice?

*nums on Turkish Delight (fry's only) of mourning.*

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Very funny Crazy, but your mother and a collection of soft toys does not, an evil overlord make

*slaps melkor upside the head*

Yoda you aint, a sith lord maybe, but not Yoda

And my mother may be short and old and going gray, but she is hell with that damn cane

*cut to a shot of melkor laying on the ground, sobbing and bleeding, clutching a stuffed trddy bear while in the background a little old lady sits, knitting.*

Also You never said that there was a funeral. You only talked about planning one.

Get you logic right.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Yes, and the planning was at least two days ago, giving ample time to carry it out under your nose.

And why would we discuss her funeral if she was not yet dead?

Dumbass!

Yeah, your mother is so kinky when it comes to sexin'

Does it run in the family?

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

And why would we discuss her funeral if she was not yet dead?

Hmmm. Because you are a stupid fucktard!!!!!

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

And all is explained...apparently...


So!

New rule, Crazy must be killed on sight, enforced by me, NOW!

 

[Cognisant]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

This thread is beyond hope.

Spoiler

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

New rule, Crazy must be killed on sight, enforced by me, NOW!

HOT DAMN!!!

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

@OreSama: This thread was hopeless the very moment it was created

 

[Anthile]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

*Spits on Anthile*

YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS MAN!

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I looked everywhere and found my desperation was no where equal to my desire to find a club to which I could belong which would not have me under present conditions. Does anyone know of such a club because I can't be sure of Melcor when he tolerates the way things are going on here if every person who ever posted like this continues in the manner they intend to continue when they don't have to? I have to ask why because others are not asking and I'm sure the answer could be found here if only those who would try would try a little harder not to go in circles. Give me a clue please as I haven't one or else.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I'm confused...

Erh..

Lets see, confusing problem, igorant sod before me, army behind me....how to solve...

erm..

Aha!

*Challenges pie to a game of Twister*

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I'm confused...

What else is new?

*Challenges pie to a game of Twister*

Yer on. Pi will send in Anthile, Cavallier, Alice, Crazythinker, Minuend, OreSama, y4r5xeym5, and last but not least the mighty Lyra to take you on while Pi relaxes on his hammock.

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

What happens if the Melkor looses?

More to the point, how do we keep the sneaky little leprechaun from cheating?

 

[Dormouse]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Forget that, I'd suggest out-cheating him.

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

That's twisted thinking.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Oh, me? Cheat?

Fraid' you have the wrong dishonourable and anti-social deviant.

Also, bi the bi Big apple pi, how do you intend to recruit all these legendary folks when you, small fry that you are, remain rather unpopular and lacking in influence?

Do you intend to donate your sickly sweet line of digits to their greedy digits?

I might also remind you, being young, six foot three and incredibly lean gives one an advantage in Twister

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I might also remind you, being young, six foot three and incredibly lean gives one an advantage in Twister

A fine dishonorable strapping laddie, eh? I have no powers. I take small chances. I will recruit only those who can befuddle and bewilder and let them do the recruitment. Bring on any likely lyra or even snowqueen. They lie a waiting for you. Bring on any who can do devious things behind your back bi and bi when you least expect it. I will lie in a small cubby hole unknown hidden forgotten where no one knows I'm there -- watching.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

A fine dishonorable strapping laddie, eh? I have no powers. I take small chances. I will recruit only those who can befuddle and bewilder and let them do the recruitment. Bring on any likely lyra or even snowqueen. They lie a waiting for you. Bring on any who can do devious things behind your back bi and bi when you least expect it. I will lie in a small cubby hole unknown hidden forgotten where no one knows I'm there -- watching.

Fine, perhaps, strapping, only when in leather, dishonourable, mostly, unless kittens are involved, or people who might be kittens...

I'm afraid that your utter Bi-wilderment will only lead to chaos, do you think a high ranking chieftan such as snowqueen will follow you? Or that a lowly piper such as Lyra will have any sway?

I will dig out every hole, desecrate every cranny, and destroy every hidey-place.

There is nowhere you can stay safe dear Apple, heaven or hell, earth or Gallifrey.

DOOMED.

 

[Cavallier]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I think Anthile must have gotten bored and wandered away. Oy vey.

Yer on. Pi will send in Anthile, Cavallier, Alice, Crazythinker, Minuend, OreSama, y4r5xeym5, and last but not least the mighty Lyra to take you on while Pi relaxes on his hammock.

*places bigapplepi in oven and sets oven to self clean mode*

That's for assuming I'd do your bidding sweetness.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Isn't it lovely when my cheif executioner makes cookies?

Hrmmmm, lovely smell, kinda like burnt people, only I'm sure they're cookies...or muffins maybe.

One or the other.

*takes a sip of whisky, leans back slightly enough to be dangerous and sighs*

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Hold on a second. When did Cavallier take my place as the chief executioner?
( Not that you wouldn't make a great one Cav, I am just wondering.)

*slaps melkor with a leather sap*

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Hold on a second. When did Cavallier take my place as the chief executioner?
( Not that you wouldn't make a great one Cav, I am just wondering.)

*slaps melkor with a leather sap*

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

This club could treat its founder with a little more respect. Executions should be done with style, grace and suavity, not clumsily missing the mark while fighting over who gets the job done.

 

[Cavallier]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

This club could treat its founder with a little more respect. Executions should be done with style, grace and suavity, not clumsily missing the mark while fighting over who gets the job done.

Ha ha. Oops. It's not golden brown yet.

*stuffs screaming pie back in oven uses padlock to keep the slippery little bastard in*

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

This club could treat its founder with a little more respect.

Yep. my suspicions are now confirmed.

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Ha ha. Oops. It's not golden brown yet.

Well done Cavalllier.

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Racist!

Hrm, I want me a big slice when it's done Cava!

I am willing to trade half a tub of smarties for such a thing.

Also, will it have sugar and decoration?

 

[Cavallier]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

Also, will it have sugar and decoration?

So, like, some whipped creamy substance and Apple's cherry?

*facepalm*

Even I'm disgusted I went there.

 

[Crazythinker1]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

^

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

So, like, some whipped creamy substance and Apple's cherry?

*facepalm*

Even I'm disgusted I went there.

I'm inviting you all to my favorite restaurant where you can have a bite of your favorite. Call me if you survive:

YouTube- Lady Gaga - Telephone (Official Clean Version) ft. Beyoncé

 

[Alice?]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I'm inviting you all to my favorite restaurant where you can have a bite of your favorite. Call me if you survive:

YouTube- Lady Gaga - Telephone (Official Clean Version) ft. Beyoncé

You've been listening to quite a lot of Lady Gaga lately, Pi. Should we be concerned? Do we need to stage an intervention?
...A painful intervention?

 

[BigApplePi]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

You've been listening to quite a lot of Lady Gaga lately, Pi. Should we be concerned? Do we need to stage an intervention?
...A painful intervention?

So SOMEBODY noticed! Yes Alice I'm not in love with her but she intrigues me. I think she does it better what some of us might like to do. I'd like to see what she does next and if she can keep it up.

What do you mean "a painful intervention?" You don't wish me harm does you?

 

[Melkor]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

I like her style, she's pretty sexy, especially in that pool romping with the dolphin

But I wouldn't call myself a fan...I'm not *that* metrosexual.

Cava, the Melkor-san compliments you on your foul talk.

WELL DONE M' LOVELY!

Oh, can it be a painful yet mildly erotic intervention?

COUNT ME IN BOYO!

 

[loveofreason]

Re: ~The Melkor club~

In a few hours the Belfast dawn shall weep ashes upon the occasion of the nineteenth anniversary of perversion's carnate resolution. The exponential growth of depravity exhibited by this demon over these 19 years of lascivious exploration ought curdle the heart of any good soul.

To mark the hour I invite the world to grieve, here, that our pure tears may drown the wretch in timely fashion.

 

[Melkor]

So, not only did you steal my avatar, but you were too lazy to make a REAL thread!?

D:

I am shocked and horrified.,

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAFFY

 

[Minuend]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELKOR!



And btw, Red Pie, what do I get for betraying my only son!? He's worth at least a couple of mossy tree stumps!

 

[saffyangelis]

So, not only did you steal my avatar, but you were too lazy to make a REAL thread!?

D:

I am shocked and horrified.,

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAFFY

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELKOR! =P

*resumes hiding*

 

[s0nystyle]

HAPPY BIRFTHyADAY MELKKOR!!!!

PS: we should start a i <3 lady gaga fanclub

 

[Crazythinker1]

Happy birthday Melkor.

 

[Dormouse]

Happy birthday, you despicable monster.

I'll be sure to sacrifice a lamb in your honour, or something.

 

[Melkor]

Heheh.

I think I'm still owed a few birthday greetings.>:{

 

[BigApplePi]

Heheh.

I think I'm still owed a few birthday greetings.>:{

You mean just cuz the Earth goes 'round and stops at your place once a year? Okay. Happy birthday 2012. More important than 2010.