The macho alpha voice competition thread

[TheManBeyond]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0

Ok maybe this is going to far, let's just forget about everything

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA
If you're as alpha/manly low as this woman then you're doing well.

 

[Jennywocky]

redbaron
Hadoblado
Animekitty
PmjPmj
Brontosaurie
EyesSeeCold
Tberg
Grayman
onetwosteps
chessepumpfs
YoloIsOnlyPrinciple
Blarraun
The Gopher
Inquisitor
TheManBeyond
Quicktwist
Architect
nanook
Analizer

Who is Analizer?

... on second thought, forget it. I don't wanna know.
my bottom hurts just thinking about it.

 

[redbaron]

Public poll would be better. I voted AnimeKitty.

 

[Jennywocky]

I bet anime sounds like Barry White.
(Well, one can only dream...)

 

[Rook]

I bet anime sounds like Barry White.
(Well, one can only dream...)

He does have some videos floating around if you want to know whether that cat drones sensual smooth ^.^

 

[TheManBeyond]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s195p1gypLrR

ok i'm sorry for those who are not in the list, most of them were by memory or by checking who was active

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

i prefer girls

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Do I have to post a sample of my voice or can I just vote for myself and insist to you all that I have a voice deeper and smoother than a 100ft vat of churned butter?

 

[rainman312]

I'll wreck you all at this game

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Km9cla88iS

Spoiler

just kidding I have a monotone voice

Spoiler

sorry about the sucky choice of sample phrase

 

[Hadoblado]

I made a video a while back, might help you betas get up to speed.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9LG8xPfJUE

 

[rainman312]

Impressively deep but not exactly mellifluous

 

[Pyropyro]

Stoopid humans!

Sloths alpha as puck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tdokh1KYuQ

 

[Absurdity]

RB sounds like a schoolboy

Blarraun sounds pretty manly though

 

[Yellow]

Where do we access these voices?! a few people posted links, but that's not everyone on the list.

 

[redbaron]

Anyone not voting AnimeKitty is a faggot.

Make INTPforum great again! Vote [1] AnimeKitty!

 

[EyeSeeCold]

*Sneaks into the den and shacks up with the lioness while the cubs have a squeaking competition*

 

[The Gopher]

Okay what troll voted for me.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

I'm so torn...don't know who to vote for

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

Which one of u has the most sexi deep manly voice...don't lie

 

[onesteptwostep]

Growl is a shitty pokemon move.

 

[Pyropyro]

Where do we access these voices?! a few people posted links, but that's not everyone on the list.

You don't need to access the voices Yellow. You feel it. It's the music of the spheres, the harmony of Jungian collective thoughts, the sheer alphaness of being an INTP.

Draw it in, golden one, feast upon the machoness of the INTPf's voices upon your very veins.

Spoiler

rainman312 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Km9cla88iS
QT - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hGxMAyK6y1
TMB - http://vocaroo.com/i/s195p1gypLrR
Anime - http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=22676 (I think)
Vote Anime

 

[QuickTwist]

Sure why not?

Spoiler

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hGxMAyK6y1

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

LMAO I JUST LISTENED TO TMB'S VOCAROO
I CANt STOP LAFFING

 

[QuickTwist]

I think this is the perfect thread for this:

https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ

 

[TheManBeyond]

LMAO I JUST LISTENED TO TMB'S VOCAROO
I CANt STOP LAFFING

i hope u are aware im aware im an idiot



really people i haven't lose my mind yet

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Don't worry TMB, imo you come across as chill and funny in that snippet.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

Was that post by me mean? :c
I just meant it's really funny
i wasn't mocking you

 

[PmjPmj]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbNrKUeNhH

Can go lower.

What do I win?

 

[Pyropyro]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbNrKUeNhH

Can go lower.

What do I win?

A rousing bout of boxing

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc

 

[PmjPmj]

I'll take it!

I actually wasn't quoting that, though. I laughed when I realised.

YOU THINK YOU KNEW.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ON IT.

But you weren't.

>_>

 

[Sinny91]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbNrKUeNhH

Can go lower.

What do I win?

hahaha

I wanna rake my vote off Nanook and cast it here.

 

[peoplesuck]

I wont win but I thought this was funny. http://vocaroo.com/i/s17iOwit5SHy

stopsign rant http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tfASXqzFV3
I spent way too much time playing with this

 

[TheManBeyond]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbNrKUeNhH

Can go lower.

What do I win?

XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFo2uiwjIJQ

peoplesiuck i thought u were a woman dunno why

 

[Jennywocky]

peoplesiuck i thought u were a woman dunno why

...maybe she smokes a lot.

 

[rainman312]

stopsign rant http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tfASXqzFV3
I spent way too much time playing with this

Yield signs would be way better and more efficient if people actually yielded. MA is one of the few states with rotaries and I almost get mauled to death by a 4-ton chrome-wheeled Escalade SUV/tank hybrid with a Catholic school "student of the week" sticker on the back just about every time I go through one because nobody ever goddam yields, ever.

 

[Melkor]

I am deeply and irrevocably hurt.

 

[Alias]

We need a recording of Architect. I considered him at first (before hearing anyone), dunno why, but Pmj's been giving him a run for his money.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Fine. Here is actually my voice. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pF29NiK1Od

Granted, it's not actually words, or speaking. But it's my voice.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

Fine. Here is actually my voice. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pF29NiK1Od

Granted, it's not actually words, or speaking. But it's my voice.

raaaaaaaaa

 

[Sinny91]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s195p1gypLrR

ok i'm sorry for those who are not in the list, most of them were by memory or by checking who was active

Hahaa, yea you are totally a funny dude.

I'm looking for a general 'voice' thread.. I was just making some for the INFJ forum, and thought I'd share them here too.. But... ?

Does it exist?

 

[xbox]

raaaaaaaaa

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Fukyo]

We had a few in the distant past. This is the best I could find http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=13175

but you're free to make a new one if you want.

 

[TBerg]

You know you want to:

https://youtu.be/C89GC4Qliko

 

[Siegen]

Norio Wakamoto + Japanese overacting = Ultimate alpha voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk3OKh00V60

OOOORUUUU HAIRUUU BRITANNIA!