Stripclub - Warning

[ProxyAmenRa]

The women in my office took me to a variety of stripclubs last night. A word of advice, do not be near any dancing women. You will loose money FAST. The bouncer will take money off you. By intimidation.

That is all.

Other than loosing some money initially, I had a fun. The rave night clubs were loud.

 

[Cognisant]

It's called an entry fee.

And don't pay them to dance, buy a drink, watch the show and pay for a lap-dance or two, but more importantly if was the women from your office that took you to a strip club why bother with the club?

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

It's called an entry fee.

And don't pay them to dance, buy a drink, watch the show and pay for a lap-dance or two, but more importantly if was the women from your office that took you to a strip club why bother with the club?

I got into all the places we went to for free because of the amount of women I was with. o_O, Plus I dress well.

They wanted to take me to one. I didn't ask questions.

 

[MissQuote]

The last part of what coggy said.

Also, isn't a strip club like going to a (varying degree of) nice steakhouse and having the waiter come out and let you look at, smell and crave oh so desirously the prime (or otherwise) cut of juicy meat, then having you pay for it, then taking the meal away?

 

[lungs]

ive only been to a stripclub once and i didn't go anywhere near the stage. i was already drunk by the time i got there but i remember being impressed with the bathrooms.

also it was a classy one with no pole and i remember being confused about the lack of a pole. you'd think the girls who work harder to learn how to use a pole would be the "classy" ones, but i guess not.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

The last part of what coggy said.

Also, isn't a strip club like going to a (varying degree of) nice steakhouse and having the waiter come out and let you look at, smell and crave oh so desirously the prime (or otherwise) cut of juicy meat, then having you pay for it, then taking the meal away?

This.
Seems utterly tortuous. Then again, I've never been to one, so I suppose I can't speak.

 

[Meer]

Lose has one o.

Strippers are boring.

 

[snafupants]

The last part of what coggy said.

Also, isn't a strip club like going to a (varying degree of) nice steakhouse and having the waiter come out and let you look at, smell and crave oh so desirously the prime (or otherwise) cut of juicy meat, then having you pay for it, then taking the meal away?

My best friend fucked a stripper (Jackie: lovely girl) about a week after she approached us in a strip club. This gal was in the throes of cocaine addiction, but her body was unbelievable; a snake charmer in the truest sense; insatiable in the bedroom to boot. Sometimes the waiter drops the steak.

 

[MissQuote]

Hopefully it didn't land on the ground first!

 

[DetachedRetina]

Sounds like the meat landed in Jackie

 

[snafupants]

Sounds like the meat landed in Jackie

Many times, yes, to Jackie's eternal delight. She wasn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer, but little Jackie is probably making more money than I right now, so who's the sucker? Well, perhaps Jackie is still the sucker.

 

[DetachedRetina]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[snafupants]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

For a short while, that's true. Cocaine's an egotistical drug. This girl would have had the pope doing cartwheels of unfiltered jubilation in the aisle though. A party girl, thoroughly. Hardly spoke English, hopeless. From Columbia. There are only a few things to do with a body like that, you know? There's little need for daddy to send a teeny bopper like Jackie to school.

 

[SpaceYeti]

The women in my office took me to a variety of stripclubs last night. A word of advice, do not be near any dancing women. You will loose money FAST. The bouncer will take money off you. By intimidation.

That is all.

Other than loosing some money initially, I had a fun. The rave night clubs were loud.

I hate strip clubs. I'm not going to pay a woman to tease me, nor do I want women around me who earn a living through deceit (giving men the impression they like them in some way, so that they spend more money on them). It's a waste of time and money. I have porn, and if that wasn't doing the trick (my hand is fantastic, why would it not do the trick?) I have no qualms with buying a prostitute, in theory.

 

[xbox]

I never went to a strip club but I did go to a FREE burlesque show with a bunch of friends. It was just ok to watch until they became nude, then I couldn't. Most of the chicks were really fat, and some of the guys walked away so it must have been bad. Poor guys, you get what you pay for.

 

[snafupants]

I never went to a strip club but I did go to a FREE burlesque show with a bunch of friends. It was just ok to watch until they became nude, then I couldn't. Most of the chicks were really fat, and some of the guys walked away so it must have been bad. Poor guys, you get what you pay for.

Did someone actually pay?

 

[Hadoblado]

No. It was free. Fat people are worth nothing.

 

[nanook]

Most of the chicks were really fat, and some of the guys walked away

some of those guys had to shake off some weight quickly

 

[snafupants]

No. It was free. Fat people are worth nothing.

Just more cushion for the pushin' baby.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Just more cushion for the pushin' baby.

Meat > bones anyday

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[snafupants]

Meat > bones anyday

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That's a little more meat than I normally go for. Those girls are thick - Kim booty! Perhaps they're more your speed than mine.

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I ask for fire and you give me nuclear fusion. Classic.

I prefer the proportions of the gal in my avatar, or maybe just a bit more cushion.

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The lad with the whip is pretty cute.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I swear Kim's butt changes size every time you see her, that thing is alive.

 

[xbox]

Did someone actually pay?

Probably the people that hosted it..

 

[Hadoblado]

That's a little more meat than I normally go for. Those girls are thick - Kim booty! Perhaps they're more your speed than mine.

Spoiler

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I ask for fire and you give me nuclear fusion. Classic.

I prefer the proportions of the gal in my avatar, or maybe just a bit more cushion.

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The lad with the whip is pretty cute.

I don't know why I clicked it, but I'm dead bloody certain every single person in this library is judging me.

 

[snafupants]

I don't know why I clicked it, but I'm dead bloody certain every single person in this library is judging me.

Tell them all to get their own Kim booty. My Kim booty.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Tell them all to get their own Kim booty. My Kim booty.

perfect use of that emoticon lol

 

[Pizzabeak]

Strip clubs are cool if

a). you're single & have been your whole life

that's really the only reason.. otherwise they're pointless unless you're going "just to have fun", which I've actually done once with some friends. We made plans to go again someday but never did. I couldn't see myself going again anyway, unless I get really lonely or something for 10+ years and need to freshen up. Waste of time & money unless you manage to get a strippers number and get to know her better. They don't even let you touch them & quickly remove your hands at the slightest touch. At least let me hold your waist while you're dancing on me since I'm paying all this money in the first place, tease.

 

[Puffy]

Seems like a pointless exercise entirely to me.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Strip clubs are cool if

a). you're single & have been your whole life

that's really the only reason.. otherwise they're pointless unless you're going "just to have fun", which I've actually done once with some friends. We made plans to go again someday but never did. I couldn't see myself going again anyway, unless I get really lonely or something for 10+ years and need to freshen up. Waste of time & money unless you manage to get a strippers number and get to know her better. They don't even let you touch them & quickly remove your hands at the slightest touch. At least let me hold your waist while you're dancing on me since I'm paying all this money in the first place, tease.

I saw some interesting things there. o_O

The night is fun, if you're have fun with other people. Going there all by yourself is a stupid idea.

Anyhow, I got laid that night. ^_^

Office conversations are now awkward. haha

 

[Pizzabeak]

You got laid by one of the women that took you?

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

You got laid by one of the women that took you?

yep

I think she works in a different building. *shrugs*

 

[Pizzabeak]

Well let's hear it

Type up how it went for entertainment purposes. It's a good story right?

 

[Meer]

you're single & have been your whole life.

This is kind of what I thought when I first read this thread.

 

[Cogwulf]

My colleagues were once going to take me to a stripclub as a leaving-party, but circumstances meant I had to leave early and so this never happened.
To this day a voice in the back of my head says that this was probably a good thing.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Well let's hear it

Type up how it went for entertainment purposes. It's a good story right?

The stripclub or the woman I spent the night with?

I did see some things that I had never seen before at the stripclub.

 

[Pizzabeak]

Stripclub leading up to your love making.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Stripclub leading up to your love making.

So so. I would of had more fun else where. I did see a naked woman clime a 10 metre pole. Another woman I could take an oath stating that she was a man but her sexual organ stated otherwise. *shakes head* She was a man.

Drinks cost too much.

 

[ObliviousGenius]

Meat > bones anyday

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Hahah. My nigga.

 

[Cavallier]

Strip clubs are utterly depressing.

Burlesque shows on the other hand are awesome! Much more talent and you get to see much more interesting things done with the nudity. Plus it's being done by people that are deliriously happy to be doing it. So much fun.