Stalkers....

[Melkor]

Seriously... What the hell?

This was seven thousand last time I checked. o.o

Alright, I'll admit there was a time when I had a competition of sorts going on with other members to see whom could procure the most visits, (Which I have since lost to a certain video-whore) but now it's just getting weird.

Am I being constantly visited by the same groups of stalkers, or do I just get an eerie amount of traffic? I suppose you're all reading my visitor messages, you creeps.


I don't like being watched, yet I'd hate to seem so boring as to make my profile entirely private:X

 

[Anthile]

Too bad you can't see invisible folks and thus who the real stalkers are...

I only ever visit profile pages when I consider leaving a message or if the person is new.

 

[loveofreason]

It's part of my religion to visit your profile on the hour, every hour, 24 hours a day, prostrate, naked and singing lyrics from the soundtrack of Flash Gordon.

If I don't do this... I wont be reincarnated as a lamprey an Andean Condor

 

[pjoa09]

you know you've done worse. maybe too many striking comments?

 

[Fukyo]

I stalk you too Melly, but don't feel special, I stalk everyone.

After all, every decent person needs to have a creepy hobby.

 

[Anthile]

I stalk you too Melly, but don't feel special, I stalk everyone.

After all, every decent person needs to have a creepy hobby.

But you already watch anime! You're clearly overdoing it.

 

[Fukyo]

But you already watch anime! You're clearly overdoing it.

Clearly, you have a low tolerance for creepy!

 

[Oblivious]

YouTube - Dj Max Portable 2 - Stalker 6B

 

[EyeSeeCold]

2000 of those visits were mine.

 

[Cognisant]

3000 and it's not stalking if you’re wearing a white lab coat.

It's SCIENCE!

Because honestly who stalks in a white lab coat?
Nobody, that's who.

Btw whatever happened to Nobody?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Someone may have had an automatic reload set up on their browser, and left your profile open in an overlooked tab. Unregistered users count too.

 

[s0nystyle]

am i the only one who visits someones prof to PM? >.>

 

[loveofreason]

Darling, I just noticed you changed the text to whoreofreason. I love that special love you have for me

Rentboy

 

[Cognisant]

whoreofreason

whore-of-reason
Literally somone who sells themself for services pertaining to reason.
A logician for example, like Shelock Holmes.

 

[Lobstrich]

Melkor craves attention.. Why?

 

[s0nystyle]

why not?

 

[Lobstrich]

why not?

Because it's useless?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Because it's useless?

Yeah, so? That's Mellypooh in a nutshell.

Actually I take that back. He keeps Lor happy and when Lor is happy, we're all happy.

So in conclusion, mellypie is essential to our happiness. Now go visit his profile page.

 

[Dormouse]

I'm just glad I'm not the one being stalked anymore. (Kidding, kidding...)

Dear Melly, I'll gladly relinquish the wonderful trophy I've been keeping for most profile visits if it really means that much to you.

And I haven't been on the youtube thread for months, so shush. >_>

 

[Cognisant]

I'm just glad I'm not the one being stalked anymore. (Kidding, kidding...)

Cue everybody going to visit Dormouse's profile.

Go on, do it!

Edit:
Dormouse's profile, This page has had 12,927 visits

Suddenly I feel so very unpopular.

 

[Cavallier]

All I know is that when I visited your profile page for the first time in 4 months you immediately left me a message about it.

Who's the stalker now?

 

[echoplex]

I don't think this forum is immune to the general rule of popularity: once you become popular, you become even more popular, ad infinitum. I think this is because you are then perceived as a medium to a network of other people. The fact that profiles have visitor messages allows this to be illustrated more effectively methinks.

But the question is: why were you ever popular, Melkwhore? Surely you must have done some favors in the hopes of gaining attention. And I'm sure the nature of these favors cannot be entirely innocent, or even legal. And now you want to shut down the (presumed) whore house? For shame! What will become of us? We need our whores dammit!

And now you don't even like being watched? I mean, we already put a paper bag over your face, due to customer complaints, and you still have a problem with being seen? Is it....do you need a bigger bag? 'cause I can get a bigger bag -- I have considered you might be unsightly enough to need one to cover...well, everything, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Is that what this is about???

 

[Melkor]

All I know is that when I visited your profile page for the first time in 4 months you immediately left me a message about it.

Who's the stalker now?

I'm afraid I have software implemented to bleep loudly in my right ear everytime you visit.

One day, I realised that it wasn't just a constant screeching noise, and on that day I had to mention it.

Odd isn't it Cog? If I was half as photogenic as Dormouse I'd post a ton of videos too, but unfortunately I'm ugly and shy, which is a horrid mix.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

So echo, does that make melkor and dormouse the jocks/cheerlearders of the forum?

 

[Melkor]

So echo, does that make melkor and dormouse the jocks/cheerlearders of the forum?

I must be the cheerleader, because I hate team sports...and most other things...

 

[Deleted member 1424]

pft cheer-leading is more hardcore than most sports.

Guess who statistically suffers more injuries and death? That's just what happens when you toss people 20ft in the air.

 

[Melkor]

Somehow, I feel great comfort in knowing that cheerleaders are statistically more inclined to have a fatal accident.

It makes watching them so much more enjoyable.

 

[Reluctantly]

K, I'm going to click your profile now to see what's going on here.

 

[Reluctantly]

Wow, that was awesome. I could see myself becoming addicted to you.

I hope stalking is fun.

 

[BigApplePi]

This thread is about stalkers? Where can I learn to stalk? If it's too hard I want to be paid. Can I stalk someone I like or cripes do I have to stalk creeps?

 

[Melkor]

You know, I've just realised this thread might have the complete opposite effect to the one I wished it to have.:X

A curse upon this house.

 

[loveofreason]

*brings Melkor another brain cell so the first one doesn't get lonely*

 

[BigApplePi]

You know, I've just realised this thread might have the complete opposite effect to the one I wished it to have.:X

A curse upon this house.

Gee. I'm a little slow here. You want to be stalked or you don't wanna be stalked? In any case I'm not a professional at this. Can you apply for an alternative until I get trained?

 

[Melkor]

No, no, I don't wish to be stalked, I am disturbed by the numbers. I mean, I don't mind new people to talk with, send them in barrels, and I'll feel less bad about the ones I ignore in legions...

But this...it's like a myriad, invisible eyes fixed on my person.:X

Thank you Lor, but my brain cell prefers being lonely.

 

[BigApplePi]

No, no, I don't wish to be stalked, I am disturbed by the numbers. I mean, I don't mind new people to talk with, send them in barrels, and I'll feel less bad about the ones I ignore in legions...

But this...it's like a myriad, invisible eyes fixed on my person.:X

Thank you Lor, but my brain cell prefers being lonely.

I can feel your pain but don't know what to do with it. Do you want me to send you new people? I generally like to get to know new people before I send them out on errands. (Shyness ya know.)

As for your private eyes, I promise not to look -- but can I imagine?

 

[Melkor]

I can feel your pain but don't know what to do with it. Do you want me to send you new people? I generally like to get to know new people before I send them out on errands. (Shyness ya know.)

As for your private eyes, I promise not to look -- but can I imagine?

I think you're missing the point by a wide margin...

How about you put on a scary face and stand guard on my profile?

That should do it.

 

[BigApplePi]

I think you're missing the point by a wide margin...

How about you put on a scary face and stand guard on my profile?

That should do it.

Sorry but I can't always hit the target. I require more practice and higher pay.

The last thing I need is a put on. How about I lean on your profile and just act natural? We need to tie the loose ends and call it a wrap.

 

[RubberDucky451]

I'm not entirely sure how strange this is but your profile is my homepage.

 

[Melkor]

Sorry but I can't always hit the target. I require more practice and higher pay.

Seriously male-kind, get a new excuse!
Christ. You know this is why I like pretending you're a girl.
IF ONLY.

I'm not entirely sure how strange this is but your profile is my homepage.

How can that even be possible?o.o