So what did I miss?

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Wait.....don't tell me. From what I've seen so far I don't think I really want to know .

But then again... Curse! Thy name is curiosity!!

(btw, if anyone is around who still somewhat remembers me, I moved and I hate my life now. How's you?)

 

[Kuu]

I remember you, you filthy carpet-peeing, poo-flinging nudist scum!

Good timing, I was about to have a total nostalgia breakdown...




There hasn't been much to miss though...

 

[cheese]

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I MISSED YOU!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

YEA NOSTALGIA!
*flings da poo at Kuu*

Ah Cheese, you can cut it, you can can it or you can put it on a cracker. Always delish!

Ok, maybe not when you cut it. That's just funny no matter how old you are.

*blows kisses to all*

 

[cheese]

No wonder I lost all my friends in my emo phase.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Cue Cheesy tears

 

[Claverhouse]

e-addy-addyo

[ That kitten looks extremely like my cat Selene who recently died... Except Selene had a missing eye. ]


Hi'ya back though. But kindly eschew sentimentality at this reunion or I will have to pull out the big guns...



YouTube- Matchstalk cats and dogs





Claverhouse

 

[Cogwulf]

You missed cake.

 

[JoeJoe]

*remembers the time IB built a house out of shit-bricks*

But I've only just reappeared as well. Don't worry, you're not alone.

 

[anemian]

Cue Cheesy tears

It's the cutest little boxer. Have two with that same face.

 

[saffyangelis]

IB ^_^ Welcome back!

 

[Fukyo]

Good timing, I was about to have a total nostalgia breakdown...

Wait.....don't tell me. From what I've seen so far I don't think I really want to know .

But then again... Curse! Thy name is curiosity!!

The nutella from our bread is long gone. Now we only have this crusty, stinky moldy thing.

 

[Fallenman]

O_o. Who you. Do you bring bribes?!

 

[JoeJoe]

If you would please take a look at my signature: He brings stabs.

 

[NoID10ts]

---- Noddy peeks in ........

I was thinking of posting here again until I saw you'd returned IB.

Now I know I'll never ever post here again.

<---- I can't believe this fucking smile-a-holic is still here. Won't someone kill him?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Stabs JoeJoe the amount of times equal to the number of let's say.....the number of Japanese civilians killed during the battle of Saipan according to Wikipedia.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

---- Noddy peeks in ........

I was thinking of posting here again until I saw you'd returned IB.

Now I know I'll never ever post here again.

<---- I can't believe this fucking smile-a-holic is still here. Won't someone kill him?

And just when I was beginning to believe my return had no meaning. My purpose here.....why.....it must be divine!

*cue the naked angels with big tits blowing some big horns to herald my arrival*

 

[NoID10ts]

All the naked, big titted angels are busy blowing something else right now, IB.

We're out here on an undisclosed patch of Gulf of Mexico beach if you want to join us. You won't believe this, but there's lubricant everywhere and we're having a hell of a nice time!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

First, those aren't angels they're whores which is better than angels.

Second, unless those whores have a bad case of cottonmouth, why would they need so much lube?

 

[NoID10ts]

So much lube? What?

Man, you act like you don't even know me!

I don't think you're really IB. You're Face aren't you?

Bastard.


<---- This guy know all about the lube.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Too much lube is like wearing one of these

Yeah, you're still smiling but why cut down on all that wonderful friction?

Btw, I thought we were all Face. At least in some demented cosmic way of thinking.

 

[NoID10ts]

Friction you say? That's what the sand paper is for.

Say! That's --->

<--- a nice party hat!

Do they make those for Pnesses as well?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Friction you say? That's what the sand paper is for.

Say! That's --->

<--- a nice party hat!

Do they make those for Pnesses as well?

Not to brag or anything but it would be irresponsible to use the amount of latex it would require to fit over my Pness as a mere party favor. There wouldn't be enough latex left over to make kinky body suits for any those whores for example. You must diversify your resource distribution! Ya know, eggs in a basket or some shit.

 

[Cavallier]

Not only have you cum slinking back but I do believe you and Noddy have managed to run away all the noobies with your frighteningly adult sexy talk.

Now I'm going to sidle my way out of here before somebody molests me.

Edit: That's not lube on the Gulf Coast guys...I...I got a little...excited. Sorry.

*runs away screaming*

 

[JoeJoe]

IB, I will not accept "number of Carbon atoms in one condom big enough to fit me" as a stab variable.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Not only have you cum slinking back but I do believe you and Noddy have managed to run away all the noobies with your frighteningly adult sexy talk.

Now I'm going to sidle my way out of here before somebody molests me.

Edit: That's not lube on the Gulf Coast guys...I...I got a little...excited. Sorry.

*runs away screaming*

Oh sure, you say you are leaving but you and I both know that you are just goin to sneek in through the back door. You know I hate it when you do that. Especially since you don't have the right um....key(?) (Does that work as a euphemism?) to actually get in the back door! Unless of course you use that latex key you carry around on your keychain and.....uh....I've just lost my mojo.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

IB, I will not accept "number of Carbon atoms in one condom big enough to fit me" as a stab variable.

Well of course not, you already have the symbol for infinity in your count.

*stabs you the number of times it takes Noddy to use up all that lube.....squared*

 

[JoeJoe]

Well of course not, you already have the symbol for infinity in your count.

*stabs you the number of times it takes Noddy to use up all that lube.....squared*

This is unacceptable.

 

[NoID10ts]

Not only have you cum slinking back but I do believe you and Noddy have managed to run away all the noobies with your frighteningly adult sexy talk.

Now I'm going to sidle my way out of here before somebody molests me.

Edit: That's not lube on the Gulf Coast guys...I...I got a little...excited. Sorry.

*runs away screaming*

Noobies? For a minute there I thought you said Loobies and that maybe you had a legion of wet and slippery little people to cum join me on the beach.

And what adult sexy talk? We're just talking about the hugeness that is the INTPness. This is INTP forum you know.

back door.

tee-hee

Well of course not, you already have the symbol for infinity in your count.

*stabs you the number of times it takes Noddy to use up all that lube.....squared*

That's alot a pokin'!

 

[Agent Intellect]

So much lube? What?

Man, you act like you don't even know me!

I don't think you're really IB. You're Face aren't you?

Bastard.


<---- This guy know all about the lube.

Who needs lube? If it doesn't hurt a little lot, you ain't doing it right.

 

[echoplex]

Yes, I remember you! The avatars, the general silliness, the pee. I'm pretty sure that spot in the corner is yours. Apparently it kills these people to clean the carpet. You're (or were) from the south (U.S.) right?

@thread:
I'm not sure whether to be turned on, or tragically and eternally turned off. Thanks to you people I've no idea what to do with my Pness, or if it will even work again. I'm confused, a little violated, and I think I need an adult.

(so things will be, you know, legal)

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Yes, the south. That lovable land of flying cockroaches, high humidity and where pick-up trucks are status symbols. No shirt, no shoes no problem Grandma.

As to the threads content, well if you are not aroused then there is something wrong with you. Conversely if you are aroused then there is something wrong with you. Either way, there is something wrong with you. Of course that applies to us all obviously. So do you suppose it is nature or nurture that decides whether or not this thread arouses you?

 

[Da Blob]

Weell, you missed me making a fool out of myself. I invited some forum members to view my facebook Notes and someone with the same Avatar as you checked in, (Some hispanic person) I started talking to that person as if he was you and he disappeared.

He must have thought I was really nuts...

John