Sexy club

[onthewindowstand]

I am just so damn sexy. Who else is?

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Depends. I'm not admitting my sexiness if this is going to be a sausage-fest.

 

[onthewindowstand]

Depends. I'm not admitting my sexiness if this is going to be a sausage-fest.

Just cut off your sausage and it wont be anymore.

 

[y4r5xeym5]

I think that would cause complications down the road. Namely the inability to write my name in the snow.

Priorities, man.

 

[s0nystyle]

<---

i can write my name into concrete SUP?

 

[Double-Think]

Bond-like sexiness!

 

[Stoic Beverage]

I would just like to assert the fact that I am oozing out the corners with curdled smexiness.

 

[indigofireflies]

I am a very sexy beast, just sayin'.

 

[Cognisant]

I'm the sexiest man in the universe, no really.

I won by a margin of almost 27 billion votes, although not a single member of the human race participated in the actual voting, y'know since we lack interstellar communication devices and all…

 

[CoryJames]

Can I come?

 

[JoeJoe]

Can I come?

Obviously not, since we lack interstellar communication devices, let alone transportation.

 

[indigofireflies]

We are all too sexy for our shirts.

 

[echoplex]

Finally, a club for me! I'm so sexy it hurts!

Seriously, I have to take medication for it and everything. I don't live well.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

When a virgin lays eyes upon me, their eyes become smoking puddles of slag.

 

[CoryJames]

When a virgin lays eyes upon me, they run away in fear.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

^
This is unrelated to the thread, but Merry 600th Post!
And, on a side note, the mere sight of the back of my knee can make the faint-hearted spontaneously combust.

 

[CoryJames]

That is a pretty intense knee, I must assume.

 

[indigofireflies]

When virgins lay their eyes on me, male or female, they instantly get a boner.

 

[CoryJames]

I have laid eyes on you, I did not experience this phenomenon you call "boner"

 

[Melkor]

I don't understand the purpose of this club.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well if Melkor is allowed in this exclusive sexy club, than so am I, and if Melkor and I are allowed in here then that means that everyone else who has posted in this thread is sexy in the way that Melkor and I are sexy.

But I don't think that's what the rest of the world means by sexy.

 

[indigofireflies]

I have laid eyes on you, I did not experience this phenomenon you call "boner"

Then you're not a virgin? B'aww, how sad.

 

[CoryJames]

Don't question my chastity woman.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

I don't understand the purpose of this club.

That is because we, unlike you, have not yet ascended from the physical realm into the wondrous, incorporeal world of logic that some people heinously refer to as madness. Henceforth, we can think of no more that what happens to virgins when they lay eyes on our various body parts, and the ridiculous levels of sexiness it implies.

 

[indigofireflies]

Don't question my chastity woman.

*questions it*

 

[CoryJames]

*questions it*

My chastity answers your questions.

 

[indigofireflies]

My chastity answers your questions.

*molests*

 

[SpaceYeti]

I am just so damn sexy. Who else is?

I like to look at myself in the mirror, and turn around and play with my butt. I just wish there wasn't so much damn hair.

 

[dark]

<-- this guy is utterly confused...

<-- so is he.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

*molests*

 

[indigofireflies]

Fffffffffffft yes.

 

[Causeless]

Odd I should find this thread after waking up from a dream where I had sex with a clone of myself.

 

[Cogwulf]

*fondles his chin-hair suggestively*

 

[Yet]

I'm so sexy it may even erect hair

In addition, males of species like An.
balabacenis, An. maculatus and Ac. vezans that will not mate under laboratory
conditions are not known to erect their antennal hairs in captivity ( Dr. George
B. Craig, Jr., University of Notre Dame, personal communication ; and personal
observations).

Young adult males of Aedes aegypti, whose antennal hairs have not yet erected,
do not respond to the female flight sound. This suggests that males are incapable
of hearing the females when their antennal hairs are recumbent on the shaft of the
antenna (Roth, 1948 ; Wishart and Riordan, 1959) . It is therefore reasonable to
assume that males of those species which show a daily rhythm of antennal hair
erection are not capable of detecting females (and thus incapable of mating)
during the daytime when their antennal hairs are recumbent.
The present paper deals with the control of the mechanism

http://www.biolbull.org/cgi/reprint/153/3/591.pdf

Control of antennal hair erection in male mosquitoes (1977, Nijhout)