Secret IxTPian plot to take over the world

[Saeros]

As IxtPians, we need to unite and come up with a plan to take over the... aww, stuff it, I'm too tired, let's do it later.

 

[Mello]

Yeah, there's still time. Besides, we need to think this through.

 

[Cognisant]

Didn't you get the memo?

We've already taken over the world, we just don't know what to do with it.

 

[Saeros]

Yea, I probably got the memo, but i couldn't be bothered reading it. We should probably do something ambtious with the world, if we have control... nope, i've got nothin'. It's probably fine the way it is, anyway. I'm much more interested in solving the problems in the hypothetical world I've created, anyway.

 

[Anthile]

 

[nihilen.]

I won't unite with a sensor.

 

[Saeros]

Funny picture.

I won't unite with a sensor.

quit discriminating against sensors! i'm pretty sure mbti was never created to promote hate

 

[Adymus]

I won't unite with a sensor.

I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf! Never trust an Elf!

 

[Saeros]

I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf! Never trust an Elf!

Do you not understand that while we bicker amongst ourselves, Sauron's power grows? None can escape it! You'll all be destroyed!

 

[walfin]

quit discriminating against sensors! i'm pretty sure mbti was never created to promote hate

Fallen for the brilliant charade of the INFPs, I see.

 

[Ezro]

We could probably convince 4chan to help us. They seem like they'd be good at it. Then again, we'd probably have to rename Earth /b/ or something, soooo...


Ooopsies, i just broke rule #1, didn't I ?

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

I overslept and missed the war-planning sessions. Do we need any more volunteers for the part when we hold at gunpoint and march all SJs onto ships, towards the moon-based prison cells?

 

[jachian]

I overslept and missed the war-planning sessions. Do we need any more volunteers for the part when we hold at gunpoint and march all SJs onto ships, towards the moon-based prison cells?

No...... we need to keep a few as slaves!!

 

[Melkor]

Give the ring to me...
You can trust me...