Re: ms paint bs
The first two definitely count.
I'm far too pensive to do impressionist art like that, I tried to do a subversion of the Mona Lisa in high school and it took me a whole month to fill in the outline and that's all the time I had, my teacher was not impressed but I bullshitted my way through with some monologue about the vagueness beauty that my painting represented.
She really didn't buy it but she liked me and it was impressively executed bullshit
Come to think of it I should take up painting again, it was so relaxing, I could spend the rest of my life working on a piece with no intention of ever finishing it.