Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

[AlisaD]

Well, I suppose my name is not that hard to guess, since it's right above the charming picture of me on the left.

Still, for some reason I feel the need to say: "Hallo", and introduce myself. Don't let the title of the thread misguide you, I do not suffer from a strong feeling of sympathy for the Devil, or for the Rolling Stones for that matter, but this particular song does have a few verses that I can relate to, so I thought that the following is as good an introduction as any:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, have some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

 

[Alice?]

Are you really from Serbia?

 

[Fukyo]

Are you really from Serbia?

Don't be silly, there are no Serbs on the interwebs, they don't teach English in school there.

 

[Melkor]

*Smirks*

I think this one might be one of the mutant Serbians.

Is a mass genocide with added quarantine in order?

Ah, grand, I was getting oh so bored.

 

[Alice?]

Don't be silly, there are no Serbs on the interwebs, they don't teach English in school there.

I'm fram Amurica and I don'tz spake Engrash weither.

 

[AlisaD]

Don't be silly, there are no Serbs on the interwebs, they don't teach English in school there.

Yes I'm from Serbia, and no, they don't teach English here, luckily I still have a NATO pilot locked up in the basement, from the last time we were bombarded by the forces of the free and democratic world, so he translates for me, and I give him an extra can of cat food a week in exchange.

 

[y4r5xeym5]

A whole can of cat food!?

Hot damn, sign me up!

 

[Fukyo]

Yes I'm from Serbia, and no, they don't teach English here, luckily I still have a NATO pilot locked up in the basement, from the last time we were bombarded by the forces of the free and democratic world, so he translates for me, and I give him an extra can of cat food a week in exchange.

Excellent. Well, I don't suppose you also have some shrapnel picked up from a njiva near Kosovo or a piece of a crashed airplane? That would be awesome to have. A live NATO pilot is a considerable feat too though.

 

[AlisaD]

*Smirks*

I think this one might be one of the mutant Serbians.

Is a mass genocide with added quarantine in order?

Ah, grand, I was getting oh so bored.

Ah, one of the many joys of being Serbian - the incredible capacity to create enemies and engage in warfare and slaughter where ever you roam.

Rejoice, young Irishman, your days of boredom are over.

I declare war.

 

[s0nystyle]

WAT? CAT FOOD DERLIOICUS! better than the rat posion my master's been giving me

 

[AlisaD]

Excellent. Well, I don't suppose you also have some shrapnel picked up from a njiva near Kosovo or a piece of a crashed airplane? That would be awesome to have. A live NATO pilot is a considerable feat too though.

No shrapnels, sorry, after a while you give up on the sentimentalities, I only keep the practical souvenirs of our many wars (a bullet on my key chain, an army knife in my backpack, a ground to air grande shell as an umbrella holder and of course young Charles A. Lindbergh here to translate and move my furniture when necessary)

P.S. Odakle ti znas sta je njiva sunce ti tvoje?

 

[s0nystyle]

WOW talk about ninjaedit

 

[Fukyo]

P.S. Odakle ti znas sta je njiva sunce ti tvoje?

Jednom mi je neka baba pretila stapom! Prisilan rad u sred leta.

 

[AlisaD]

A whole can of cat food!?

Hot damn, sign me up!

Whoa, take it easy, first declare war, then I can take you in as a war prisoner, otherwise if you come to Serbia, we will either like you and then make you drink till you pass out and hug and feed you too death, or simply beat you to death because we don't like you - if we are not at war it's perfectly fine to kill - No War - No Geneva Convention

 

[s0nystyle]

Whoa, take it easy, first declare war, then I can take you in as a war prisoner, otherwise if you come to Serbia, we will either like you and then make you drink till you pass out and hug and feed you too death, or simply beat you to death because we don't like you - if we are not at war it's perfectly fine to kill - No War - No Geneva Convention

SOLD! sign me up too! and uh.. what's there NOT to like about me?

 

[AlisaD]

Ok, feel free to come, my flat looks more like a hostel/brothel every day anyway.

Serbian Tourist Organization Disclaimer: All visitors not originating from the Balkans visit Serbia at their own risk. Their hosts are not to be held accountable for loss of limbs, life or sanity.

 

[y4r5xeym5]

I concur with s0nystyle 100%. Hugs and cat food please

 

[s0nystyle]

i was on vacation in Serbia, Austria, Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, and Germany in 2007. Beautiful countryside, but the cities are a bit lacking outside of Bratislava, Vienna, and Budapest.

 

[AlisaD]

I concur with s0nystyle 100%. Hugs and cat food please

Would be glad to have you

 

[AlisaD]

i was on vacation in Serbia, Austria, Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, and Germany in 2007. Beautiful countryside, but the cities are a bit lacking outside of Bratislava, Vienna, and Budapest.

I've lost the ability to get genuinely excited about European cities quite a few years ago.
Now I mostly enjoy the mountains and the sea.

If I want to see a city that amazes me, I try to go to Africa or Asia.

 

[Anthile]

*hides his semi-croatian skin from the crazy serbs*

 

[s0nystyle]

Croatia is one fucked up place. I remember stopping by on a cruise and there was a city with craters all over it from bombs etc

 

[AlisaD]

Croatia is one fucked up place. I remember stopping by on a cruise and there was a city with craters all over it from bombs etc

Hehe, the craters are mostly made by the Serbs or Montenegrians.

P.S. It's ok for me to laugh about this, since I'm part Serbian, part Croatian, lived in Montenegro for a while, and was in a city that was under enemy fire more than once in my life. Sometimes my right arm feels a dire need to chop off the left one - being a mixed ex-Yugoslav is great fun

 

[Claverhouse]

Fortunately We Have Given Up Burning People In The Name Of Religion...

Yes I'm from Serbia, and no, they don't teach English here, luckily I still have a NATO pilot locked up in the basement, from the last time we were bombarded by the forces of the free and democratic world

Ah, one of my favourite paleo-rightist icons, nicked from a German Royalist site --- nearly added it to my sig:

Anyway, welcome.

[ I should say that as a legitimist I only regard the Obrenović's as rightful Kings, and the others... as no better than miserable Windsor-type imitations or commie thugs; however I don't think any were left alive after Alexander and Draga were slaughtered by the brave boys of the army. ]




Claverhouse

 

[Crazythinker1]

ummmmmm. May I ask what the cat food is made out of? Cats? Dogs? Tourists? :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[Adymus]

Yes... Welcome...

*Narrows eyes*

I'll have to keep an eye on this one.

 

[Cavallier]

What? Again?

 

[AlisaD]

Re: Fortunately We Have Given Up Burning People In The Name Of Religion...

Ah, one of my favourite paleo-rightist icons, nicked from a German Royalist site --- nearly added it to my sig:

Anyway, welcome.

[ I should say that as a legitimist I only regard the Obrenović's as rightful Kings, and the others... as no better than miserable Windsor-type imitations or commie thugs; however I don't think any were left alive after Alexander and Draga were slaughtered by the brave boys of the army. ]




Claverhouse

Thank you for the welcome, however as a person who believes that the biggest problem with the Anarchistic movement is the fact that, sooner or later, a leader is bound to emerge from it, I would have to say that I believe that the Obrenović's were just as bad as any other scourge that roamed this land (Vlastimirovići, Nemanjići, Osmanlije, Karađorđevići, Obrenovići, Karađorđevići, Obrenovići, Karađorđevići, Pašići, Brozovi, Miloševići, Đinđići, Tadići and all the other ići out there)

Fortunately our leaders have a long tradition of suffering from severe hallucinations, venereal diseases (this is mostly true for Montenegrin rulers to say the whole truth), mixed emotions towards both their allies and enemies, and an overall sense of disorientation and hyperactivity that can only be explained as being caused by uncontrolled use of controlled substances, and therefore living under the rule of a Serbian government resembles living in anarchy as much as it is possible in this day and age.

This truly is a great country

 

[AlisaD]

ummmmmm. May I ask what the cat food is made out of? Cats? Dogs? Tourists? :smiley_emoticons_mr

Please, we are not barbarians, we would never feed a cat to a cat, or a dog to a dog.

We put cats in dog food and dogs in cat food, as we think being devoured by your mortal enemy is a worthy death.

We put tourists in both, because no one likes them.

 

[Logos]

I was just in the music forum when I distinctly heard the typing of cat food (I can do that because I have downloaded wikipedia into my brain and with it INFINATE KNOWLEDGE!!!) so now I'm here. Cat food please !

Please, we are not barbarians, we would never feed a cat to a cat., or a dog to a dog.

We put cats in dog food and dogs in cat food, as we think being devoured by your mortal enemy is a worthy death.

We put tourists in both, because no one likes them.

Oh well in that case I'll have the dog food (I hate cats) with a side of tourist, medium-rare please... on second thought don't even cook the tourist just bring them out... alive (there souls make my tummy happy ).

 

[AlisaD]

with a side of tourist, medium-rare please... on second thought don't even cook the tourist just bring them out... alive (there souls make my tummy happy ).

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

 

[s0nystyle]

We put tourists in both, because no one likes them.

</3

 

[AlisaD]

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Oh, don't cry, I didn't mean you, you're all nice, blond and gay in a happy way, I wouldn't never let the cats and dogs get you.

Let them try Just let them try

 

[AlisaD]

Yes... Welcome...

*Narrows eyes*

I'll have to keep an eye on this one.

Hehe, afraid of little old ladies, are you?

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Hehe, afraid of little old ladies, are you?

Any smart man knows the answer to that question...

 

[Words]

Yes... Welcome...

*Narrows eyes*

I'll have to keep an eye on this one.

INFJ again?

 

[Adymus]

INFJ again?

I didn't say that.

 

[AlisaD]

INFJ again?

Where?! Get them!

I saw your post reg this on another thread, liked it a lot, I guess you changed your view of things in the last 5-6 days. Too bad.

 

[Words]

Where?! Get them!

I saw your post reg this on another thread, liked it a lot, I guess you changed your view of things in the last 5-6 days. Too bad.

perhaps.....

Regardless, greetings and welcome human.

 

[Me So Charlie]

I am welcoming you in the most plain colorless way. My crayons were taken away earlier.

 

[AlisaD]

I am welcoming you in the most plain colorless way. My crayons were taken away earlier.

Thank you for the welcome, there seems to be quite a bit of color shining form it, though.
I hope you take your crayons back soon, if you do, please send me a pretty picture.

 

[Alice?]

Where?! Get them!

I like dem INFJ's. They're nice folks.

 

[Tyria]

Welcome AlisaD. I've got to hand it to you, that avatar is pretty powerful. Hope to see you around more here on the forums.

 

[AlisaD]

Welcome AlisaD. I've got to hand it to you, that avatar is pretty powerful. Hope to see you around more here on the forums.

Thank you for the welcome and for the compliment. I rather like this place and the people here so I think we'll definitely be seeing each other around.