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Pants

Pants

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Well, then, yes.

Honestly, I've not got a lot of interest in Myers-Briggs. I don't doubt the validity of the classifications, or the practicality in some ways, but I loath the idea of four-letter identities. That said, it's been a few years since I was particularly active on a forum and I feel it's time I find a new one. You lot look like you have some fantastic conversations, and that's hard to find.

About me? 22/m/Canada. Oh, but there's got to be more than that, yeah?

The name, Pants, it's short for Panties. And Panties is short for Panthrophile. See, back in high school (and now) I was quite interested in snakes, particularly Colubrids (typical snakes). Colubridae is a garbage taxon, the ornithologists and paleontoligists and entomologists of old just threw any snake there rather than making the effort to actually sort out phylogenies. nWithin the family Colubridae is a genus called Elaphe, the ratsnakes. Everyone knows that it's not a valid genus and in 2002 a man named Utiger made an effort to split it up into maybe 8 new genera, one of which was Pantherophis. It's a controversial name, a lot of people refuse to use it because of the weak evidence presented by Utiger, but the fact is that Elaphe needs to be split and Utiger's divisions make sense.

Back when I made the name I kept a lot of snakes from 'Pantherophis' (corns, yellow and grey rats), I was a Panthrophile. Nowadays my only three snakes are from the other side of the Pacific, 'Orthreophis', but they're still former Elaphe. Big suckers, actually. There's one that, no matter how many times she fails to eat me, refused to accept that I'm not food. Another is much more timid and the other is docile and tractible. That's something that I like about them, they've got honest-to-god personalities. Intelligence, more than you might expect from a snake.

Example: About two weeks after I moved them into a new cage I came home from work to see snakes in the snake cage. A little tired, I walked to the next room to see a snake in the next cage. Gradually it dawned on me that that second cage is the rat cage; there shouldn't be a snake there. Apparently the smallest one had managed to escape her own cage and she then made a b-line for the rats. She found a way in, ate them all and couldn't fit back out with her belly distended. She's gone and banana fished herself. The natural question is how she got out of her own cage, and I couldn't figure it. I put her back in and left her. Not half an hour later she was wormed half-way through an electrical cord hole at the back of the cage (the hole was much smaller than her, at least smaller than non-rat-filled part of her, but they're flixible things). Clever girl. It took her two weeks to find it the first time, half an hour the second time. Evidently she's got a memory, it lasts at least a few hours and she only needs to see something once. Who knew?

Oh, but I'm rambling.

Yes, INTP they tell me. My interests are varied, likely somewhat inline with some of you lot. I'm especially keen on most things biological. Animals, but more recently sociobiology and biological psychology as well. Evolution and adaptation. Politics, but not real politics. More political ideals, generally a good ways left of center and socially liberal. I enjoy reading, scheming, drinking and waking up with mysterious injuries. I have best friends and aquantances, nothing in between.

In hindsight, I've no idea what I was planning to say in this introduction but I've said what I've said and I'll post it. I've got to say, I'm looking forward to my time on your forum.

So, howdy!
 

Cavallier

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*ahem*

DOWN WITH PANTS!

Welcome. :D
 

RubberDucky451

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I love how INTP's feel the need to explain or teach things to everyone. No sarcasm intended. (I do it too)

Anyways, welcome!
 

Melkor

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Oooh, that was a nice anecdote.

Must admit, I've always enjoyed reptiles, I wanted a snake and/or gecko when I was a kidlet and never got one.:<

Sounds like a clever and greedy little creature. The best kind, other than humans!

Welcome, you seem interesting and pre-planned without knowing why or even accepting it.

:p
 

loveofreason

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For the love of Linnaeus! Herpetologist and fellow taxonomist!

We can talk phylogenetics! We can talk reptiles!

Mind you, I'm more familar with the vegetable kingdom, which comes as no surprise to those that know me. :p No Melkor, don't bother :rolleyes: I was raised on RHS periodicals and seed exchanges. I dreamed of following Kingdon-Ward on plant hunting expeditions.... I attempted to collect every member of the genera Thalictrum, Lilium, Notholirion, Nomocharis and Cardiocrinum. Those Fritillaria freaks are just weird ;)

Mind you, I have a soft spot for the common old snake's head fritillary, Fritillaria meleagris.

Which brings me to Notechis scutatus of the Elapidea... or N. ater depending on whose classification one follows. The Tasmanian Tiger snake. I kept several of these beauties for many of my university years and a little beyond... some truly awesome older girls that would press right to the front of the glass and gaze at the television when it was on, and slip 'round their display case like liquid jet and stare like Mesmer... and a bunch of hand-raised babies.

When you see how inept these creatures can be at securing and ingesting prey, you have to wonder how any make it to adulthood. Actually... dear god... there was the day I came home to discover Blackie had half-eaten Rusty and Rusty had half-eaten Oscar. They'd had a meal not long before, little sods. Anyway, I dropped the little snake bundle in cold water, as the shock often makes them regurgitate their meal, (partial eatings were not uncommon, but multiple eatings were a new crisis!) hoping that one or other eatee would survive. Oscar didn't. He'd gone in head first. Then I felt guilty for depriving Rusty of a good meal.

(No, I didn't have enough fishtanks to give them all private quarters. I suspect that sibling cannibalism may be nature's way of ensuring one baby snake gets the start in life it needs to catch it's first frog or skink.)

Truthfully, the worst part of keeping snakes is breeding the damn stinking rodents to feed to them.

Anyway! Welcome Pants, and thank you for the opportunity to selfishly reminisce in your intro thread.

We need a snake smiley.
 

Cavallier

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I've only ever dealt with little garden snakes. To my credit I told the other children to not touch them because they might get bitten...then I grabbed them up and played with them once the other children were too frightened to touch them. :D

Is it hard to take care of them and make them happy?
 

s0nystyle

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hi hi hi! Welcome! i love snakes too, but i dunno where to put them in my house cuz it be so small :/
 

Mondorius

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Welcome fellow early twenties canadian! :)

While I don't have nearly as much interests for biology and such as you do, I kinda like animals, due to being raised in a small village, in a house next to natural lake and forest, so yeah...

I also do the same with politics... I don't care nearly as much about the actual politics than what my ideals would be concerning politics.

Anyways, feel like we could be friends, maybe sit and have a beer someday, or we could hate each other... :phear:

 

snafupants

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I've only ever dealt with little garden snakes. To my credit I told the other children to not touch them because they might get bitten...then I grabbed them up and played with them once the other children were too frightened to touch them. :D

Is it hard to take care of them and make them happy?

Sounds like a personal problem. Are you allowed to be w/in a 500 yard radius of a day care center or grade school? haha
 

Crazythinker1

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Meh, I'am more of a bird and tree man myself, but I do admit to playing with a few snakes in my yoounger years.

Anyway, welcome!
 

lightspeed

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Funny how obviously perverted and Freudian we are in our responses. I was thinking something along the lines of:

Unwind, unzip, let your hair down, and rock out with your eh you know.

Welcome & nice to meet you, Pants! :D How's >> Canadianianiaiana? << Sorry, just something I saw on a skit once.

Seriously... I'm glad to have you here, and that's a creative name. Some of us have a bit of experience in the panties area. I am a skid mark biologist myself. :P I kid.
 

Fallenman

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i'm rather amused that i actually read all of that. I don't particularly take to talks about the taxonomy of creatures, but it was a splendidly well composed little anecdote. Welcome to the forums :).
 

nexion

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Very interesting. I know little of taxonomy but it wouldn't be something I'm not interested in. I prefer ecology and how different organisms interact with each other, though.
 
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