Oh, the guilt of all the missed opportunities for unwanted pregnancies of intpforum!
Why, why won't you open up, let all those anonymous voyeurs finally satiate their lust of knowledge within you, to lovingly browse your inner sanctum and enjoy the depths of your most exquisite threads, to rejoice in the proud and uncensored acceptance of their INTPness, to impregnate you with their genius seed, oh forum? Why do you deny them their hearts most deep desires, their bodies' most urgent impulses? Why do you act so mysterious and seductive to attract them to you but ultimately remain an elusive dream, only stirring up false hopes in those that have long abandoned all hope? You truly are cruel, leaving them all to that great whore, intpcentral, who knows not how to satisfy the needs of those that wish to devour the whole world's worth of knowledge, and then some...