MBTI Text Analyzer

[CatGoddess]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but

Myers Briggs Type Indicator Text analyzer Classifier | uClassify

www.uclassify.com

It seems convinced that I'm an INTJ; almost everything I post in there gives me that result, followed by ENTP and INFP.

EDIT: I used some posts from here, some emails, and also tried three class essays for English mashed into one long text.

 

[The Gopher]

Almost everything I write is INTJ apart from my Blog which is ENTP and my stream of consciousness about one of the times I met Hado which is ENFP.

 

[CatGoddess]

Do I come across as being INTJ? I submitted some of my 12 year old self's poetry and it came up as INFP (which I guess is somewhat predictable).

 

[Black Rose]

84 percent INTJ on my post about cyber warfare.

26 percent INTJ 26 percent INTP on my post on supernaturalism.

 

[lightfire]

I'm 100% intj for saying potato.

 

[Niclmaki]

INTJ was 50% or more usually. Then INFP was high in some other texts.

I might play with it more later.

 

[Cognisant]

I'm 100% intj for saying potato.

Mm no that's Irish.

 

[baccheion]

There's another one from IBM: https://personality-insights-demo.ng.bluemix.net.

And one that uses Facebook post history: https://applymagicsauce.com/demo.

 

[Niclmaki]

I'm 100% intj for saying potato.

I put potato in over 9000 times. Still 100% INTJ. I’m not sure what this means.

 

[CatGoddess]

It seems to be rather biased towards intj. I tried a large amount of text from a random text generator, as well as some from the new age bullshit generator and it gave me intj. But I pulled the generator from an old reddit thread and people seemed to be getting the "right" results after entering a substantial amount of their posts in there..

The guy says in his blurb at the top of the analyzer that his database comes from forums and other internetty places; maybe people are just convinced they're intj when their not? (since everyone and their mother seems to think they're an intj) So that could screw with things. He also said you have to enter a large amount of text for it to work... Maybe intjs are potatoes?

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

it uses a naive Baysian text classifier, so it basically just looks at how frequently you use specific words. There are obvious limitations to that approach

 

[lightfire]

I'm 100% intj for saying potato.

I put potato in over 9000 times. Still 100% INTJ. I’m not sure what this means.

I think we broke it

 

[CatGoddess]

Let's try to find things that don't give the result INTJ. The man who made the thing said that you need at least 9k words written by the person in question and a 60% or more on one type for the result to be considered "accurate". I plugged in my 15 page short story and all my posts on intpf. Both were classified INTJ. So I tried finding non-INTJ results and apparently Trump's speeches/adresses tend to be ENFJ. And plugging in the entirety of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone gave INFP.

EDIT: The entirety of Macbeth was ENTP. So was a percussion manual. Some interesting other things (although not enough to distinguish a person who uses these words, obviously) - "fat" was classified as ENTJ, "nerd" was ESTP, and "piece of shit" was INTJ. "rude mean nasty jerk" was heavily ISFJ. If this analyzer goes off of things people of certain types commonly say, then there seems to be at least some accuracy there. Still not sure why potatoes are so INTJ, though.

Amusingly, typing "satan" gave a 6% likelihood for every type. Coincidence?

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

I put in "pornhub facebook twitter" and got 100% INTJ

"a friendly family dog" yields ESTJ

 

[Black Rose]

"kittens" 100% INFP

 

[CatGoddess]

Every type entered in there yielded its own result. I.e. "infp" was deemed an INFP word. The only exception was "intj", which was an ENTP thing to say.

 

[baccheion]

Let's try to find things that don't give the result INTJ. The man who made the thing said that you need at least 9k words written by the person in question and a 60% or more on one type for the result to be considered "accurate". I plugged in my 15 page short story and all my posts on intpf. Both were classified INTJ. So I tried finding non-INTJ results and apparently Trump's speeches/adresses tend to be ENFJ. And plugging in the entirety of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone gave INFP.

EDIT: The entirety of Macbeth was ENTP. So was a percussion manual. Some interesting other things (although not enough to distinguish a person who uses these words, obviously) - "fat" was classified as ENTJ, "nerd" was ESTP, and "piece of shit" was INTJ. "rude mean nasty jerk" was heavily ISFJ. If this analyzer goes off of things people of certain types commonly say, then there seems to be at least some accuracy there. Still not sure why potatoes are so INTJ, though.

Amusingly, typing "satan" gave a 6% likelihood for every type. Coincidence?

What about when run through IBM's tool: https://personality-insights-demo.ng.bluemix.net/?

 

[Niclmaki]

Nvm I messed it up.

 

[moody]

INTJ on all old essay's I've written. Either ESTP, ENTP, or INTJ on posts.

The IMB was pretty accurate for me. I used personal text messages for that, though.

I was typing in a bunch or random things to see what the heck gets INTP. Finally got 36% INTP for typing "computer," 34% INTP for "aliens," and 14% INTP for "books."

 

[CatGoddess]

IBM pegs me as a neurotic INTP from my 15 page short-story. But the text analyzer I posted pretty much gives me INTJ for everything (again, I'm only putting in stuff that's 9k words + because that was analyzer man's advice).

Thanks for the identity crisis, text analyzer.

EDIT: I've been continuing to feed more text into both and this holds true, except for the neuroticism, which fluctuates on the IBM depending on what I enter in.

 

[Black Rose]

Classify Url

illuminaticatblog

Enlightenment

illuminaticatblog.wordpress.com

"93%" INFP

 

[CatGoddess]

You do come across as rather INFP. Kinda like Luna from HP (not sure if you've read that or not). That's not an insult; I enjoyed reading about her despite her... oddities.

 

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@redbaron

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[CatGoddess]

Well, it only looks at the words and compares them to its database to try to match them up with functions. If I divorce the words from their "meaning", I do see a fair amount of Ni and Fi in there.

 

[CatGoddess]

I may have unraveled the text analyzer? I tried typing 1-3 sentences to represent each cognitive function in order into the analyzer, and it seems to give the desired type. I don't know if this pattern holds, though.

EX 1)
Cheese is pretty. I want to fuck a hoe. (Se)
Dolphins are mammals. Therefore they give live birth.* Not all aquatic creatures are fish, numb-nuts. (Ti)
Thanks for listening, everyone! I really appreciate it. (Fe)

Result:
ISTP/ESTP

EX 2)
Perhaps in 20 years there will be no birds. I think anger stems from a sense of entitlement and indignation. (Ni)
We need to implement a more effective system to execute all traitors. Traitors negatively impact the patriotism of the country. This study shows evidence of that. (Te)
I will be a bit sad when the traitors die because I think all living things have some worth. But depression is my way of life anyways. (Fi)

Result: INTJ

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

wow I managed to get INTP. I pasted in some text from a textbook:

The Kalman filter is an important algorithm, for which relatively little support existed in R (R Development Core Team 2010) up until fairly recently. Perhaps one of the reasons is the (deceptive) simplicity of the algorithm, which makes it easy for any prospective user to throw in his/her own quick implementation. While direct transcription of the equations of the Kalman filter as they appear in many engineering or time series books may be sufficient for some applications, an all-around im- plementation requires more complex coding. In Section 2, we provide a short overview of available algorithms. It is against this background that we discuss in Section 3 the particular choices made by four packages offering fairly general Kalman filtering in R, with some mention of functions in other packages which cater to particular needs. Kalman filtering is a large topic. In the sequel we focus on linear Gaussian models and their estimation, which is what the packages we review offer in common (and the foundation on which most anything else rests). Other functionalities present in some of the packages examined include filtering and estimation of non-Gaussian models, simulation and disturbance smoothing and functions to help with the Bayesian analysis of dynamic linear models, etc. none of which are assessed

 

[CatGoddess]

I think I got you beat (in terms of ease in getting the desired result).

"I am the most intelligent person I know" results in INTP, though not by a large margin (interestingly, the second highest is ISFJ).

"People are disgusting degenerates", on the other hand, results in INTJ. I'm unsurprised; honestly, that sort of shows the difference between the two types. Implicit (repressed?) vs. explicit disdain for h00mans.

I'm not sure why this text analyzer is so... mesmerizing. The lengths I've gone to in trying to puzzle it out are probably a bit excessive.

(meta-analysis: this post is considered INTJ.)

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

this is spooky, yo:

if I put in "vagina penis boobies butthole anus vulva testicles", I get 6% for all types. But if I add "hitler" to those words, I get 100% INTJ

 

[CatGoddess]

I think words that are 6% across the board aren't in the guy's database/associated with any particular type. So it's basically like adding "hitler" to a blank box. Now, as for why INTJs have such a high frequency in discussing the man, I can't say.

 

[pjoa09]

"nostalgia" will result in 100% INTP.
"idiot" fetches 81% ENTP.
"Equations" fetches 100% INTJ.
An excerpt of a transcription from Stephen West's Philosophize This podcast resulted in predominantly INTJ.

I might be paranoid but it seems my posts and blogs have been going from INTJ/ENTP to ISFP/ENFP.

Now I feel the pressure to adjust my vocabulary and change my topics of concern. Lately I had been obsessed with human relationships it seems.

 

[moody]

"nostalgia" will result in 100% INTP.
"idiot" fetches 81% ENTP.
"Equations" fetches 100% INTJ.
An excerpt of a transcription from Stephen West's Philosophize This podcast resulted in predominantly INTJ.

I might be paranoid but it seems my posts and blogs have been going from INTJ/ENTP to ISFP/ENFP.

Now I feel the pressure to adjust my vocabulary and change my topics of concern. Lately I had been obsessed with human relationships it seems.

When are we NOT obsessed with that in some way, shape, or form, if we go online and like MBTI?

 

[travelnjones]

I tried a couple of things from my blog and it was convinced I was INFP by a significant margin

 

[Tomten]

"IQ," "algorithm," and "fallacy" will each result in 100% INTP.

 

[pjoa09]

"nostalgia" will result in 100% INTP.
"idiot" fetches 81% ENTP.
"Equations" fetches 100% INTJ.
An excerpt of a transcription from Stephen West's Philosophize This podcast resulted in predominantly INTJ.

I might be paranoid but it seems my posts and blogs have been going from INTJ/ENTP to ISFP/ENFP.

Now I feel the pressure to adjust my vocabulary and change my topics of concern. Lately I had been obsessed with human relationships it seems.

When are we NOT obsessed with that in some way, shape, or form, if we go online and like MBTI?

Trying to find a career?

Also I'd imagine, at least according to this classifier, INTX types would have a more detached analytical and generalizing concern with human relationships. Kinda like "oh wow why did he behave in such a manner, so bizarre, why am I doing so and so as a response".

I've had a more personal and matter of fact approach as of late. More "this happened, then that happened, it made me feel so and so, what should I do to have them back" kinda thought process. I think the classifier considers this as IXFP.

 

[HDINTP]

Hmm don't know if it is a type thing but I used to be like tak a lot while young

 

[HDINTP]

"nostalgia" will result in 100% INTP.
"idiot" fetches 81% ENTP.
"Equations" fetches 100% INTJ.
An excerpt of a transcription from Stephen West's Philosophize This podcast resulted in predominantly INTJ.

I might be paranoid but it seems my posts and blogs have been going from INTJ/ENTP to ISFP/ENFP.

Now I feel the pressure to adjust my vocabulary and change my topics of concern. Lately I had been obsessed with human relationships it seems.

When are we NOT obsessed with that in some way, shape, or form, if we go online and like MBTI?

Trying to find a career?

Also I'd imagine, at least according to this classifier, INTX types would have a more detached analytical and generalizing concern with human relationships. Kinda like "oh wow why did he behave in such a manner, so bizarre, why am I doing so and so as a response".

I've had a more personal and matter of fact approach as of late. More "this happened, then that happened, it made me feel so and so, what should I do to have them back" kinda thought process. I think the classifier considers this as IXFP.

Hmm don't know if it is a type thing but I used to be like tak a lot while young