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Lor Bait.

Melkor

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As all of you should be aware, our dearest and most ancient member/Administrator, Lor has not only be infuriatingly infrequent with her visits, but has dropped to a ridiculously low post-per-day count.

Thus I suggest a strategy, we shall lure her back by means of such a magnificent thread as would be perfectly suited and catered to her excessively long list of wants and needs. I will need your help in doing this.
Let us endeavour to fill the thread with silver haired cretins, underage drinkers, sugar-free halva and KITTEHS!:cat:


I'll start with the obvious.


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Oh God thats disgusting...
 

The Gopher

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Isn't LOR from new Zealand? Only one way to catch them. NEW ZEALAND SUCKS! *waits*
 

Melkor

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The Gopher said:
Isn't LOR from new Zealand? Only one way to catch them. NEW ZEALAND SUCKS! *waits*
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She's from Tazmania you fool!

And she is very spiteful towards her country/state, as well as everything else in her immediate surroundings.:phear:

You're not helping! Post something funny/and or pretty!
 

cheese

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*Tasmania, I thought.

Here's a black kitten for bad luck <3 :cat:
 

cheese

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Shit, I wasted my 2000th post on that bitch. :mad: You better show your mangy face, lor!
 

NoID10ts

aka Noddy
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I've had her locked in the trunk of my car all this time. I told her I'm not letting her out until she professes her undying love for me. She's beginning to turn blue, so I think that's a good sign.
 

Jennywocky

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cheese said:
Shit, I wasted my 2000th post on that bitch. :mad: You better show your mangy face, lor!
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I bet this was just part of her dastardly plan to steal EVERYONE's 2000th post, for her own nefarious ends!

Gazoinks, that cursed villainess! Will her evil never be thwarted?

NoID10ts said:
I've had her locked in the trunk of my car all this time. I told her I'm not letting her out until she professes her undying love for me. She's beginning to turn blue, so I think that's a good sign.
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Oh dear.

You know, when you tell a woman you want to take her out, she's usually expecting to sit in the part of the car with windows.
 

NoID10ts

aka Noddy
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Jennywocky said:
Oh dear.

You know, when you tell a woman you want to take her out, she's usually expecting to sit in the part of the car with windows.
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Jesus! I drilled air holes for her what does she expect? It's not like I have her wearing a burka or anything ..... yet.

I even bought her chloroform scented flowers and I wore my best gimp suit. She didn't seem to enjoy Pistol Pete's Mexican Cantina and Massage Parlor, though. How was I supposed to know that's what they meant by "the whole enchilada?"
 

Melkor

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NODDY!

GET YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN, NEOCONSERVATIVE, TEXAN TALKING, BLUE BOIL COVERED CARCASS OUT OF THIS THREAD OR I'LL KICK IT OUT!

We want nice memories, not ones full of the bile you come out with!

Jenny, thank you, please continue. :3

Cheese, mind your tongue and post something constructive!
 

Cognisant

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It's the thought that counts right? :D
 

Jennywocky

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NoID10ts said:
Jesus! I drilled air holes for her what does she expect? It's not like I have her wearing a burka or anything ..... yet.
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Delta Burka?
(I heard that one is very roomy.)

She didn't seem to enjoy Pistol Pete's Mexican Cantina and Massage Parlor, though. How was I supposed to know that's what they meant by "the whole enchilada?"
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Maybe you should have stuck with Chinese?

Melkor said:
Jenny, thank you, please continue. :3
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Jennywocky

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Even kittenz wear hoodies.

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NoID10ts

aka Noddy
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Melkor said:
NODDY!

GET YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN, NEOCONSERVATIVE, TEXAN TALKING, BLUE BOIL COVERED CARCASS OUT OF THIS THREAD OR I'LL KICK IT OUT!

We want nice memories, not ones full of the bile you come out with!
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Disease ridden? I caught it from love, I swear!

Neoconservative? Reanimates Ronald Reagan's body and has him .... has him .... what's the opposite of necrophilia? You know like if zombie Ronald Reagan bends Melkor over a counter top and really rams it home?

Texan Talking? You've never heard me speak. Unless you count those obscene phone calls. But I don't know how you could gather what I speak like based on nothing but a bunch of masturbatory grunts and squirts.

Blue Boil Covered Carcass? I can't deny that.

And you would never kick me out, because you are secretly in love with me to. I am Romeo to your Juliet, dear, so here, drink this strychnine. I promise I'll drink it down right after you.

And the bile thing is hardly under my control! You know I have a condition, you worm.

Ah lor, my love. You know you miss me. :cutewhitekitten:
 

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This place is severely wanting for wanton murder and seductive smirks. It needs you lor.

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Cavallier

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I'm surprised and disgusted that none of you have brought in the man eating plants yet...
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Glordag

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I willingly sacrifice myself and give my virgin blood to whatever vile and demonic temptations will bring this creature back for your worship.
 

Melkor

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Melkor

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P.S, SHOULD YOU STUMBLE ON THIS THREAD, DO FEEL FREE TO SPAM LOR'S PROFILE PAGE WITH PATHOS.
 

Fukyo

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*swoops in*

LOR LOR LOR, AUNTIE LOR!

We have: Rainbows!

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Happy Rei with rainbows!

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White haired cretins!

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Our Holy Savior

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Some things from Cog's...ahem, secret folders :phear:

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Cegorach's leaked porn!!

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Melkor in all of his glory~

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and to top it off, this very lovely video :phear:

YouTube - Emily Youcis - Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1
 

Cognisant

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Stop it! STOP IT!
I was young and stupid, I didn't know what I was doing.

It was just a phase. *starts crying*

Stop showing pictures of me!!!
 

JarNew

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Jennywocky

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Glordag said:
I willingly sacrifice myself and give my virgin blood to whatever vile and demonic temptations will bring this creature back for your worship.
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Virgin?
You've been saving yourself for this?
... i mean, we all need career goals, but...

Maybe it's just the last item on your bucket list?
 

DarkGreen

Mmm Tasty
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Mmm Cretin

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