Just spotted a bedbug in my couch

[IssphitiKOzS]

THE WORLD HAS GONE MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Synthetix]

I found Gorbachev under my doormat on several occasions.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Suck it up, Gorbachev bites really aren't that bad.

 

[Cognisant]

Come to Australia, see a great big hairy wolf spider running down your hallway.

Never sleep again.

 

[Cavallier]

Come to Alabama. See giant cockroaches scatter from your tooth brush when you turn on the bathroom light.


Never brush your teeth again.

Bedbugs are horrifying. Burn that place down and start over.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Why are you guys trying to one up my story?

 

[Capital T]

Bedbugs? Kill it with fire. They are easily transportable, so don't go to anyone you like's house for a while either.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Got any dinner plans tonight, T?

 

[speiss]

Come to New York.

And have your room invaded by ants while you scream and cry and try to crush them all.

But fortunately there have been few wolf spider sightings.
That was probably just me running down your hallway, Cog.
I like to watch you.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

You guys will catch on to my humour sooner or later.

 

[BigApplePi]

You guys will catch on to my humour sooner or later.

Bedbugs like their privacy. Why did you go and spot it?

If you were nice you'd go to this store:

"Spot removers ® Us"

 

[Cognisant]

That was probably just me running down your hallway, Cog.
I like to watch you.

I can't blame you, I'm worth watching.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Bedbugs like their privacy. Why did you go and spot it?

If you were nice you'd go to this store:

"Spot removers ® Us"

I'd prefer to talk it through.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

I can't blame you, I'm worth watching.

I'll tune in as well.

 

[Cavallier]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnXk_ykK_bw

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I remember being 7 or so and watching my hick grandma heating up my dinner in the microwave. I saw a roach moving around in there.... and after a minute or so when she took the plate out it was still alive.

So glad my Dad was adopted.

Also, don't play with fire ant hills, never ends well.

 

[xbox]

There were ants in my pbj in 1st grade

 

[Minuend]

So, I've read this thread three times and only now realized the thread title doesn't say "crotch"

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

And you're only replying now? Thanks for the concern, prick.

 

[Minuend]

I think I deserve more credit than that, I have yet to show any concern.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

I somehow doubt I'll be seeing any concern for my misplaced bedbug. The poor guy was lost, and you lot couldn't give a shit.

 

[BigApplePi]

It shouldn't be that much of a concern if you treat it well. BTW, does it have a mate?

 

[Reluctantly]

You could eat it.

Come to Alabama. See giant cockroaches scatter from your tooth brush when you turn on the bathroom light.


Never brush your teeth again.

Bedbugs are horrifying. Burn that place down and start over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dObTNrwK_lI

Come to Australia, see a great big hairy wolf spider running down your hallway.

Never sleep again.

Cute Spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg&feature=related

 

[Reluctantly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=H3R0Jzp0Arw

This video is kinda cute. They all come out to feed like pigs.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

BTW, does it have a mate?

I hope not.

 

[Melkor]

The one time I'm glad Ireland is a freezing, rain filled wasteland.

None of those suckers could survive here.

 

[BigApplePi]

If we are sure it does not have a mate, our remaining concern is does it have a mother and father? That could give rise to brothers and sisters. I don't know the rules for insect incest among these creatures. Take care of that and we'll be all set.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

I think you guys are missing the point of this thread.

They're called bedbugs, but it was in the couch. If that isn't a sign of the times, then we're already in it.

 

[BigApplePi]

I think you guys are missing the point of this thread.

They're called bedbugs, but it was in the couch. If that isn't a sign of the times, then we're already in it.

You may be thinking of couchbugs. It could have been a bedbug that was only slumming.

 

[Cavallier]

An expansionsit bedbug? Wait, was it proselytizing?

I think you guys are missing the point of this thread.

It's a long standing tradition to not follow "the point of this thread" around here. We make up our own point. Then we let the original point die the neglectful death it deserves.

 

[Lydia]

Befriend this little creature, for it may have it's mind matching with your own. Does not crawl to bite, unless you try this.

 

[warryer]

I found a seagull flying over the bay. What could this mean?

 

[xbox]

global warming

 

[Reluctantly]

You may be thinking of couchbugs. It could have been a bedbug that was only slumming.

If it is, remember to give them exercise; they need to be walked daily and fed something other than potato chips and soda, once in a while. We need to keep our couchbugs healthy; obesity is a problem.

 

[walfin]

Assuming there is a God, why did God invent bedbugs?

 

[BigApplePi]

Assuming there is a God, why did God invent bedbugs?

To present a little humility to man for inventing beds.

 

[Trope]

I found a seagull flying over the bay. What could this mean?

You may be thinking of baygulls. It could have been a seagull that was only slumming.

He's in your kitchen, crappin' on counters and stealin' your baked goods.