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It’s a Conspiracy!

Cognisant

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This thread is an INTP prison, one that we cannot touch, taste, or smell, a prison for our minds, created and run by INTJs to drain us of our intellectual creativity and thereby secure their position of power over society.

Anyone who denies this is either misguided or an INTJ.
 

snafupants

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Well, everything around me seems pretty much the same as before joining the forum. *checks hands, torso, and lower extremities* Feels the same too!
 

Dormouse

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So... What if I hadn't joined this thread? Would I still be frolicking freely through the meadows of liberty?

Furthermore, what if I am neither INTP nor INTJ? What then? :phear:
 

DesertSmeagle

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I dont like intj's. They think theyre all proffesional and shit because theyre organized. I knew an intj in HS and he wasnt rely an asshole i guess. He tried so hard to be one of the "cool" kids, playing sports and everything. He was a captain for our soccer team, and he was a terrible athelete, he just alked loud and was annoying..then he experienced power and leadership of beung a captain and abused his power and was very controlling. maybe he was an estj. but he had the best grades in our class.. He was weird as fuck. Not a good weird like me, but weird like one of those kids that you dont know what hes gonna do next.
 

The Gopher

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wait! my sister is an INTJ will investergate.

Conspiracy INTP prison
Day 1
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warryer

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Can't we just band together and come up with some outlandish plan the INTJs would never think of? Chewing gum and a shoe lace? No problem, MacGyver did it so we can too. Besides there cant be more than 10 guards and there's at least 32 of us.
 

snafupants

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:waffe: This could take down the entire lot ^, granted they were actually that close together and relatively docile.
 

Black Rose

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snafupants said:
:waffe: This could take down the entire lot ^, granted they were actually that close together and relatively docile.
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Please No! They are innocent I tell you. Adorable little kittens that just need a home. I'll give you every cookie I have if you let them stay. :)
 

terraxceles

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What are you talking about? INTJs are awesome!

(I have a terrible crush on one though, currently. :p So maybe I'm a little biased)
 

Cognisant

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Well it's pretty clear, we're doomed.
 

The Gopher

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Day 1 continued...

INTJ denies all knowleage of the forum altogether normaly reliable source regarding the intentions of the INTJ. But is she excluclued from the plot as she has an INTP brother continuing investigation...
 

Dormouse

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terraxceles said:
What are you talking about? INTJs are awesome!

(I have a terrible crush on one though, currently. :p So maybe I'm a little biased)
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Infiltrator! Everybody mob the traitor! :mad:

So, I've just decided I'm not an INTP. I'm gonna go walk out the front door now. Free once again! :)

Maybe I'll send you guys a cake with a nail file in it, or some trinket.
 

Cavallier

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*brains starts to melt from lack of stimulation*

I can feel myself getting dumber.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Don't look at this elephant! :elephant:

Don't read this sentence!


This sentence is a lie!


*waits for opportunity to escape during the bedlam that ensues*
 

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*Scribbles down notes.*

Now now... calm down my fellow NT, brethren. This alleged conspiracy is obviously a delusional projection derived out of animosity toward the more successful INTJ's.

Please resume all manner of endless debate and exhaustive brainstorming of possibilities, after all, we can't have you unleashing these dangerous concepts on the rest of society. Such radical ideas might poke holes in the plans of our fellow masterminds, and we can't have that now can we?


- Razare, INTJ Forum - INFJ Psychology Division
 

Anthile

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Have you ever wondered that the word conspiracy includes the word piracy? And now you know who really controls your life.

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Nerd.

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If I have to be in a prison, I'm glad it's run by INTJs. It could be worse. It could be run by cannibals. However, the solution is simple. They will release us when we are no longer useful. Stop thinking. They'll think we're sheeple. They'll let us go. Or eat us. No, they will definitely eat us. I do not want to be eaten. This is trickier than I thought.
 

Minuend

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^I agree with mister two-year-two-posts.

And because I am tired of all the INTJ hate, I now am one.

Which means I have to change my opinion about agreeing with 2y2p.

*Organizes INTP prison*

Let me see, Cog and Nerd over there, Cava goes with Anthile (please don't attempt to kill him this time) and..... I'm tired of mentioning names, the rest go together over there.

In a symmetrical line, people!

*Throws rope around Dormouse and drags her back in*

Sorry, you belong over there with the self-denial ones. We have special.... arrangements for those.
 

Nerd.

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No. You cannot keep us.

*Lures SpaceYeti in under false pretenses*

Golden eggs. Promise. You may have to torture him. Now let the INTPs go. And Dormouse.
 

The Gopher

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day whatever

She found me out she found the fourm. the mastermind of INTJ's my sister is now in on the plot for years I have attempted to stop her but no he doesn't like Yeti not even SpaceYeti will work she can not be stoped.

wait
*pulls out machine gun*
how do you use this thing.
 

Cavallier

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Poor Anthile. I don't think he'll enjoy being stuck with me. :cat:
 

Fukyo

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Cognisant said:
This thread forum is an INTP prison, one that we cannot touch, taste, or smell, a prison for our minds, created and run by INTJs ITJs to drain us of our intellectual creativity and thereby secure their position of power over society.
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:phear:
 
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