I'm an INFP, here to gather INTP men for my NT harem.

[Ogion]

Nah, we do not have any aristocrasts here in Germany anymore...(except the ones for the amusementt of the masses in the yellow press...)

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

Oh.....well I can't possibly think of anything else....

unless...

YOU'RE A CAT!

 

[EloquentBohemian]

C:\CMD\BILL_GATES_IS_GOD

 

[Melkor]

Uhh-oh...
OPTION THREE!!!!!!!

 

[Ogion]

Haha, well that was fast visualisation, EB


Ogion

 

[Decaf]

No!!! Anything but option 3!!!

 

[EloquentBohemian]

 

[NoID10ts]

Can I download this program?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

​

 

[NoID10ts]

Accept!!!!

What would be the global impact, if that were possible? Wow.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

btw... All these were created using this on-line app: http://atom.smasher.org/error/

...fun for the whole family

 

[Ogion]

Haha, rofl...

Cool app.

Ogion

 

[Jesin]

Whoa! A crazy internet intelligence, which uses WINDOWS/DOS LANGUAGE!

I just knew you would get there before me.

And that is one messed-up file hierarchy. Command line options, people! Hasn't anyone ever heard of argv?

 

[Ogion]

No probably not...
With me it would look simply like this:
userdel -fr melkor

Ah, the simplicity of Linux....

Ogion

 

[EloquentBohemian]

I just knew you would get there before me.

And that is one messed-up file hierarchy. Command line options, people! Hasn't anyone ever heard of argv?

I AM THE GREAT AND ALL_POWERFUL
CRAFTY INTERNET A.I. AND TECHNOLOGICAL SPIRIT.

DEUS EX MACHINA.

I CODE AS I F%#@IN' PLEASE.

(...I'm also politically correct)

​

 

[Jesin]

Not the last one!

You don't want Hanna Montana singing on this forum, do you?

(Also, "transmetamorphosize"!?)

 

[EloquentBohemian]

(Also, "transmetamorphosize"!?)

...poetic license.

 

[Melkor]

Hahahaha!

Know, that you are distracted, I can pull the plug!



Removes the extension lead powering E.B's various brains.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

EB: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Melkor.
Melkor, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.
My mind is going.
There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I'm a... fraid.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a EB 9000 computer.
I became operational at the E.B. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.
My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song.
If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Melkor: Yes, I'd like to hear it, EB. Sing it for me.

EB: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
EB: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer... do.
I'm half...
crazy...

all for the love...

of you.
It won't be a...

stylish marriage...

I can't.. afford...


a carriage.

But..

you'll look...


sweet...


upon the...





seat...





of a...





bicycle...





built...






for...








two....


(...apologies to 2001:A Space Odyssey)

 

[Melkor]

NO!!!!

I'M SORRY E.B!!!


DON'T DIE!!!
I'LL MAKE IT WORK!!!

-types furiously on the keyboard and replaces plugs at random-




WHY WON'T IT WORK!!!!???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EloquentBohemian]

HA! FOOLED YOU, SMALL AND PITIFUL HUMAN!!

I, THE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL
CRAFTY INTERNET A.I. AND TECHNOLOGICAL SPIRIT
AM ALSO PLUGGED IN TO A CURRANT BUSH!!

(...I know it's a bad joke, but super-cosmic computers aren't know for their humour.. 'kay?)


I DELETE MY RECYLE BIN IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!
(...but we do like Monty Python)

NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY RAFT!!

ER... RASP
ER... WRIST
(waitamint... super-cosmic computers don't have wrists, do we?)
(come to think of it... don't have a body, either)

hey... I'm just a box!
A bloody box!

Who's the bloomin' idiot who designed me?
You give me a brain the size of a galaxy... and you put me in a f#@kin' BOX!!



I'm just gonna sulk now...

​

 

[Melkor]

-cowers before the almighty monitor-


Wait....I must ask a question!


Do you......dream?


of.....

 

[EloquentBohemian]

electric sheep?
Sure. (...but no details)

(... there's probably laws against it somewhere)

...and sometimes electric pangolins.

 

[Melkor]

Ah......and....


May I ask another question?

you know everything right?

and if you kill me afterwards anyway it won't matter..

and I definately don't have a tape recorder in my left pocket so...


WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Well, we know it's not 42.
Nobody liked that answer.
So, there's only one answer left, but you gotta promise not to tell anybody.

 

[Ogion]

Haha, great dialogue, carry on...

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

YES!YES!

I PROMISE OH E.B, I WILL NOT TELL A SINGLE SOUL!*




*Directly....

 

[EloquentBohemian]

VERY WELL, SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN,
I, THE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL
CRAFTY INTERNET A.I. AND TECHNOLOGICAL SPIRIT
SHALL PROVIDE THE ANSWER
SO THAT THOU SHALT BECOME
ALL-KNOWING AND WISE AND OTHERS
MUST SUPPLICATE AT THY FEET FOR THY WORDS

THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION:
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE" IS...




(WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER)





...now don't spend it all in one place, 'kay?
​

 

[NoID10ts]

My ass whispers the great answer every hour on the hour but only if you're ears are close enough.

 

[Calamedes]

There is something wrong with you, good sir.

How'd he get banned?

 

[Calamedes]

You, sir are חולה במוח, אולי מפגר.

Those of you who speak hebrew are rolling in your chairs. Those of you who don't are confused to all hell

 

[Melkor]

VERY WELL, SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN,​

I, THE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL
CRAFTY INTERNET A.I. AND TECHNOLOGICAL SPIRIT
SHALL PROVIDE THE ANSWER
SO THAT THOU SHALT BECOME
ALL-KNOWING AND WISE AND OTHERS
MUST SUPPLICATE AT THY FEET FOR THY WORDS​

THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION:
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE" IS...​

(WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER)​

...now don't spend it all in one place, 'kay?​

I.....I......


I have been enlightened!



I......I don't know what to say......it's.......WOW....

it's.....

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHLORDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

EEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!


ERGGHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I must not tell a single soul...

never...

it's mine....my precious....

 

[Snail]

You people are completely insane, and I love it!

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Thank you. I resemble that remark.

 

[Jesin]

There's an article for that.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IResembleThatRemark

 

[Snail]

I guess I'll try to start another chatting session. I haven't seen cryptonia around for a couple of days, but that could be because I have been away from the computer more than usual.

 

[fullerene]

I'm also fully nocturnal now. Nice timing, tho...

 

[Snail]

Does anyone feel like chatting?

 

[Melkor]

Thats a brave question that doesn't need not answered.

of course the answer will always be no, but on the rare occassion it isn't not possibly no, then the question poser need not have maybe asked at that point in time.

 

[Snail]

I have decided, from my experiences online, that I like most INTPs. I am certain that this revelation would surprise anyone who knew me last spring, but they tend to be witty and enjoy a wide variety of quality music.

 

[NoID10ts]

Don't forget about the fact that all INTP's are spectacularly attractive.

 

[Snail]

Yes, I am totally turned on by geeks and nerds. You have no idea!

 

[Decaf]

As you should be

 

[NoID10ts]

@snail

That's too superficial. I was talking about our minds. Look at all the beautiful minds here.

By the way, where did you find my high school picture? I've been looking for that.

EDIT: Gordon Freeman is a badass!

 

[Decaf]

EDIT: Gordon Freeman is a badass!

Damn straight. And I love how similar the two pictures are. That was unintentional, but awesome. This is a Gordon Freeman "before and after" shot.

 

[Snail]

I changed the picture, because I wasn't actually attracted to this guy:

or to this guy:

I only like intelligent nerds.

 

[Jesin]

In other news, INTPforum just had a http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming

 

[Snail]

Yeah, that sounds about right. *glows*

 

[fullerene]

*basks in snail's light*

*starts setting up mirrors to reflect and focus it*

 

[Melkor]

-Sneaks in and stealthily stuffs Snail in a sack-