I'm an INFP, here to gather INTP men for my NT harem.

[Melkor]

It looks sort of like how a paedophile might catch his prey.....

 

[Snail]

...why, are you underage?

 

[Melkor]

Technically....

I'd rather have the sweeties than logic reasoning though...so..

SWEETIES!!!

 

[Snail]

Candy it is, then! That's much easier for me to part with.

 

[Melkor]

So where do I go??

~Is too infatuated by his sweeties, so that his little green eyes won't ever leave there shiny wrappers.~

 

[Snail]

Ultimately? You go into my love dungeon so I can take care of you and nurture you in ways that make your T side cringe.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Snail's Dungeon and evil minions...

 

[Snail]

Lol! You know it!

 

[Snail]

I might be away for a few days, but when I return, I hope to arrange another meeting in the chat room. You can join me if you feel like doing it again, or if you missed the first little gathering.

 

[Melkor]

Sounds fun......

-looks at sweeties-

 

[Snail]

Yes, we will be passing out virtual candy, so be there.

 

[Melkor]

Okay?

Umm...So whats the website then?


-confused-

 

[Snail]

There is a chat room here at the INTP forum. I was originally inviting everyone to the INFP chat room I used to frequent, but I finally decided that was a bad idea, since it involved making everyone sign up at another forum and it ended up getting too crowded there. The last time we did it here, there were five people chatting at this site. That number of people was about perfect for maintaining a comfortable flow of communication.

 

[Melkor]

Oh?
Well I might entirely negate that flow with my awkwardness but hey! thats life....

 

[Snail]

We are all awkward here, I think. You'll fit right in.

 

[Melkor]

Okay......Is murdering allowed?


Pm me or whatever....

 

[Snail]

Okay. You have been PMed.

 

[Melkor]

SCORE!


~Just so you know, cookies go realy well with hot chocolate~
This, I discovered today....

 

[Snail]

It was nice chatting with you last night, Melkor. You are an interesting character. To any of the others here who want to chat with me, you don't have to wait for the group meetings. Just PM me if you see that I am here, and If I have the time, I will go to the chat room for a one-on-one conversation.

 

[Melkor]

I hate you!

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor has just been skinned alive and seasoned with salt for hating our valued INFP.

May he squirm in agony.

 

[Melkor]

I just needed to assure my admiring public

-winks to the crowds-

that nothign happened between snail, and I.

 

[Ogion]

Isn't that what a harem is for? To be able to choose that which the harem-owner at that moment fancies? Soo she may choose what she wants when she wants...

Ogion

 

[Perseus]

Beware of a Dragon (INFP) with a lowish intuition. They are Cat-like (ISFP) and incompatible. This is the biggest problem. They can regress to Sensing mode with too much sex.

A Snail should be OK, as she does not get enough sex, outside of a Harem. Lives in a tumulus (on a hill) with her treasure, Ha! Ha!

 

[Melkor]

-looks round from cleaning the lipstick off his face-


Whassat?

 

[Snail]

I haven't gotten laid in over a year. Certain INFPs are ridiculously picky, aren't we?

I'm online now if anyone wants to meet in the chat room.

 

[Snail]

Is anyone coming?

 

[Fedayeen]

Sure, got nothing better to do.

 

[Snail]

I'm in chat again right now if anyone is interested.

 

[Perseus]

It is about time you sent a picture. I have not got time for chatting around. INTP small talk aversion tendency. Time is in too short supply to idle around in chat rooms.

 

[shadowmouse]

Is there a sign up sheet running around that I missed?

*Pulls out a scanner a tunes it for high levels of improbability*

 

[Ogion]

Shadowmouse, what do you mean? Whenyou want to participate in the chat, it's in the popupmenu "Quick Links", top right if the page. In that menu fourth from top. But you do not have to sign up for it somehow...

Ogion

 

[shadowmouse]

That was a joke. I guess my sense of humor leaves something to be desired. Sorry. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

 

[Ogion]

No Sorry, it was rather my not understanding it (Or i saw it was jokingly formulated but thought you really didn't know about the chat, so...)

Ogion

 

[Snail]

Is everyone ready for another round? Last night's chatting went really well and was enjoyable for most of the participants. I feel like I'm really getting to know some of you.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Assimilation is next....

 

[Snail]

No, nothing like that. I am, after all, an INFP who values individuality.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Look deep into my eyes and repeat after me....

Snail needs a harem. Snail needs a harem.....

 

[Ogion]

Well, seems like she has it right now, in the chat...
(Nice image though)

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

Hahahahhaaa..

Thats brilliant E.b...

Hahaha....


ahem..

of course I'm the snake....

 

[Perseus]

Look deep into my eyes and repeat after me....

Snail needs a harem. Snail needs a harem.....

The Mongoose (ENFP) torments the Snake (ENTP).

 

[Melkor]

Those evil bitches....

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Actually, Snail is the cobra and she has all you poor little mongooses (mongeese?) under her spell.

 

[Melkor]

Can i be the one with the evil eyes?

I'm under the impression (from a realistic point of view) that those things are gearing up to maul that little cobra...


E.b, how is it that you have the perfect picture for every occassion?

Are you a crafty internet-based artificial intelligence thats designed as a sort of technological spirit representation of this forum?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

C:\INTERNAL_WARNING\DISCOVERY\TRUE_NAME_PURPOSE
C:\EXECUTE\PROGRAM\SEARCH_DESTROY
C:\FIND\FILE\EXISTENCE\IDENTITY\Melkor
[action:searching]
[action:search_complete re:FILE\EXISTENCE\IDENTITY\Melkor]
C:\ACCESS\FILE\EXISTENCE\IDENTITY\Melkor
[query:action:?]
C:\CMD\ACTION\FILE\EXISTENCE\IDENTITY\Melkor\EXTERMINATE
[action:acquiring_program_EXTERMINATE]
[action:searching]

 

[Melkor]

AGGHHHH!!!


LOR!! SHIELD ME WITH YOUR ADMIN POWERS!!!!


THE MACHINES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ogion]

Whoa! A crazy internet intelligence, which uses WINDOWS/DOS LANGUAGE Run and hide!!



Ogion

 

[Melkor]

Quickly Ogion, to the batmobile!
Fetch the anti-insane-super-computer-virus-floppy-disk!

 

[Ogion]

Actually i think on my linux machine i am quite safe. You can come along as well, if you like

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

OKAY THEN!



-climbs in-


It's a little cosy in here isn't it?


Hey.....is that ...wine?


and whats with the romantic music?


and the leather straps!!!

AHAHA!
I SEE YOU'RE GAME NOW!!!!!

YOU'RE AN ARISTOCRAT AREN'T YOU!!!!!