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[The Gopher]

I must continue my story, but be aware you could be found and questioned over this if they ever find you. I was in my first 6 months after the "regretable" event. I remember I was in a green ford, the driver was speeding, we where on the way to a pick up point. It was my first proper job. I remember hearing the sirens a good few seconds before they actually turned on. the driver who I will not name raced away. We were nearing the highway and he desided to make a break for it. I knew if we got caught I would end up at the station. My heart skipped a beat as it sank lower into the ground...

 

[The Gopher]

My head shook and I saw lights of the sirens when my head slamed into the side of the car, I forget what happened and only awoke once we where safe and out of site.

 

[The Gopher]

I was taken to a small house used as a safe zone and questioned for hours over my loyalty. Afterwards they seemed satisfied but i was still young and foolish. I will not speak of what they did but only that I left and never looked back. I spent many nights on the streets, from the frying pan to the fire. For the streets of that city are not for the faint of heart. I saw the horror, the pain, the violence of the city at night. I still have nighmares of the events that happened there. The murder and the distain of humanity.

 

[The Gopher]

I can not say how many nights I wished they would kill me, perhaps then justice would be done but no. I starved, hungered... just waiting for the chance even the gangs seem like a great idea. But even in this darkest hour I was not without reason. I knew what I must do, I thought there was no hope but even that turned out to be untrue. However that is for a later time. I had a plan. I knew a man, a gun enthusiast. He always boasted about it. He helped me some nights gave me food but I had had enough of the world. His house was always open. I knew the location of one of his guns. A australian military aug assault rifle. I took the rifle and went to the place nobody cared. Queen street mall, all shopping for the latest fashion sunglasses. Who needs $500 glasses anyway? The starving children I had seen it was too much.

 

[The Gopher]

I arrived early morning, I was planning to strike at midday. When most of the shoppers would be out. School kids wouldn't be involved. I was standing there quivering with rage, helpless to my emotion. I had my hand on the trigger, but... as I looked around I saw me... a small boy he acted like I did. Reacted in the same way... I saw babys crying, even the guy with the bagpipes didn't look that bad. I couldn't do it, normaly I would have seen that as weakness, but... it was more I didn't want to do it. Didn't need to, I had been angry for so long it was impossible to stay that way. The story continues but I must leave it here for now.....

 

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if police police police police, who polices police police?
police police police police police police.

 

[jameslikespie]

 

[xbox]

I actually inhaled dust today to avoid this party. It worked, but I hope I dont die.

 

[GYX_Kid]

party hard, GG (good game)

i know someone who snorted ground limestone, during sculpture time in art class. then his girlfriend jumped off a bridge. unrelated though.

 

[James Black]

ohayou gozaimasu

 

[Don't mind me]

i know someone who snorted ground limestone, during sculpture time in art class. then his girlfriend jumped off a bridge. unrelated though.

lol

(sorry)

 

[Meddle]

hello.

 

[jameslikespie]

hello.

Hello back to you.

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Shwoop

 

[jameslikespie]

Bacon.

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Damn it's late at night and I would really like some bacon right now... A homemade sandwich with bacon and egg.

 

[Chimera]

/unlurk

necessary link:
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=031411

/lurk​

 

[jameslikespie]

 

[Myself]

I just wondered if I had had a scar on my leg I had never learnt of until now... but it was where my the elastic of my sock had imprinted into my skin.

Wondering whether or not to write a rap song about it.

 

[jameslikespie]

I just watched the Regular Show.

 

[kantor1003]

!

 

[kantor1003]

wait! this thread has got like 1500+ views and only 170 or so replies. This means that the post/view ratio has dropped to such an extent that there is no reason to continue posting! That's right! we can let this thread go folks

Are you with me?! (don't answer obv)

 

[jameslikespie]

This thread kicks too much ass to die.

 

[Peeps999]

Just an attempt to keep this thread going since the forum has distracted me from writing an essay. I think we kept the post and view count pretty close.

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I came, I saw, I posted.

 

[jameslikespie]

I posted, I saw, I came.

 

[kantor1003]

I saw, I posted, I came

wait..what?!?

 

[Jah]

Maybe more optimistic to hope for a ratio of 10:1 ?

 

[Lostwitheal]

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Noise]

Bacon birthday cake.

 

[elusivepeanut]

saw it, first post, wooot!

 

[Cavallier]

The elusive peanut has spoken.

 

[GYX_Kid]

me, I was despot a.c, II

 

[ZombieAtomico]

No, I refuse to be tricked into thi... aw, piss...

 

[GYX_Kid]

‪Dendrophilian - Holocaust fun-fact!.‬‏ - YouTube


(You have to watch for a little while before it shifts from pointless and stupid, into more clever territory)

 

[BigApplePi]

If you see the count is uneven, someone having failed to leave a post, you may bring the count back to even by leaving two posts.

 

[RobdoR]

If only we could post without viewing...

 

[Peeps999]

Just make 50 posts in advance, so you don't have to post every time you enter.

 

[GYX_Kid]

Anyone who knows who this is will get a prize

 

[Peeps999]

It looks familiar, but I'm not sure what it is. It makes me want to watch the majestic film Tokyo Gore Police.

 

[IIXIII]

I quite like this thread.

 

[Jordan~]

I have nothing to say.

 

[IIXIII]

me neither

 

[Jesse]

no I will not post, aww dam it.

What do others do to get out of boredom?

 

[jachian]

.............

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Cyber Java!

 

[jameslikespie]

My computer had a virus for a few days and I couldn't post...

 

[James Black]

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