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How NERDY are You?

Architect

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How NERDY are You?

Overall, you scored as follows:

  • 4% scored higher (more nerdy),
  • 0% scored the same, and
  • 96% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!
 

The Grey Man

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40% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
59% scored lower (less nerdy).

"Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers."
 

Grayman

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58% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
41% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

***********

WTF - If 58% scored higher (more nerdy) How can I be nerdier than about half the test takers?
 

onesteptwostep

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Practically right down the middle for me:

49% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
50% scored lower (less nerdy).
 

Cherry Cola

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86% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
13% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either.
 

redbaron

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Fucking nerds!

80% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
19% scored lower (less nerdy)
 

The Grey Man

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nanook

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didn't have the patience to sit through it, my score will be super low-nerdy.
i'm not even a trekkie or computer geek any more.
am something else now.
psycho-nerd? perhaps.
 

Pizzabeak

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23% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
76% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.​
 

Architect

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0% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
100% scored lower (less nerdy).

On some of them I had to be honest. The one about the picture of the girl, I truly looked at her face first, and that's what all people do (we look at eyes and faces first). I knew of course that the Vulcans smiling would get me a higher score.

Others were subtle. The programming language one, they're all programming languages, the question really is which is the worst? Which is subject to interpretation. Basic was my answer, but its still being used all over the world. Cobol is the one used the least (only in legacy systems, it's not too bad a language really). Fortran is still heavily used in Scientific and numerical computing.

At that I was surprised at how high a number I got, had thought it would be lower.
 

Yellow

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2% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
98% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

I want to say that I don't get my score. I was honest about my not-perfect school grades from back in the day and my love for the run-of-the-mill TI calculator. And only spending an hour a day on the computer (when not working) should count as non-nerdy.
Others were subtle. The programming language one, they're all programming languages, the question really is which is the worst? Which is subject to interpretation. Basic was my answer, but its still being used all over the world. Cobol is the one used the least (only in legacy systems, it's not too bad a language really). Fortran is still heavily used in Scientific and numerical computing.
I think they were just trying to be tricky. Remember, Assembly is a compiling language, which is as good as calling it a programming language, really, but people may choose to split hairs over it.
 

QuickTwist

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22% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
77% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.
 

StevenM

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32% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
67% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds.

Don't they know that the lower you are on the totem pole, the higher status you have?
 

JimJambones

sPaCe CaDeT
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29% scored higher (more nerdy),
2% scored the same, and
69% scored lower (less nerdy).

WAHOOO!
 

Sema

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11% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
89% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.
 

Architect

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Remember, Assembly is a compiling language, which is as good as calling it a programming language, really, but people may choose to split hairs over it.

@Yellow

I haven't come across that term before, and a cursory net search doesn't reveal anything. Wikipedia lists assembly as a low level language, however one without semantics. It's simply machine code in a form easier for us to understand. Wikipedia defines a programming language as ...

A programming language is a formal constructed language designed to communicate instructions to a machine, particularly a computer.

of which assembly is one.

So anyhow I maintain they're all programming languages, but they were making an allusion as to which one isn't a real programming language. In other words which one wouldn't a nerd be caught using.
 

computerhxr

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On some of them I had to be honest. The one about the picture of the girl, I truly looked at her face first, and that's what all people do (we look at eyes and faces first). I knew of course that the Vulcans smiling would get me a higher score.

Others were subtle. The programming language one, they're all programming languages, the question really is which is the worst? Which is subject to interpretation. Basic was my answer, but its still being used all over the world. Cobol is the one used the least (only in legacy systems, it's not too bad a language really). Fortran is still heavily used in Scientific and numerical computing.

At that I was surprised at how high a number I got, had thought it would be lower.

I just picked the most nerdy options. For the WIN!

Haha, I wanted to fuck up the curve for erry'one else.

It's funny because I have tons of friends who want to be nerds so badly (technically, they are Geeks). My nerdy friends want to be normal so badly.

Assembly isn't "really" a language... It is, but for the test, it isn't.

Online quizzes are created to generate traffic and collect demographic information about its users for advertising. They are written mostly by children and basement dwellers.
 

QuickTwist

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The clue is... caps lock.
 

Jennywocky

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Overall, you scored as follows:
5% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
94% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.
 

Object

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50% scored higher (more nerdy),
2% scored the same, and
48% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.
 

Architect

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It's funny because I have tons of friends who want to be nerds so badly (technically, they are Geeks). My nerdy friends want to be normal so badly.

Nerd PSA

Online quizzes are created to generate traffic and collect demographic information about its users for advertising. They are written mostly by children and basement dwellers.

I never take them, but since my kid is turning out to be a massive nerd* I wondered how much I am. I was surprised at how high I scored, but yeah, I'm basically an old-time Nerd. An Ur-Nerd, I was among the early nerd, the progenitors among nerds. If I honestly have to sum up my life it's "Nerd". My idea of fun is (no kidding) staying at home on a Friday night to figure out some hack or twiddle with my network.

* Even at his young age he scored at 90% or something, the test advised him to apply to MIT.
 

computerhxr

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Hahaha! So true!

I never take them, but since my kid is turning out to be a massive nerd* I wondered how much I am. I was surprised at how high I scored, but yeah, I'm basically an old-time Nerd. An Ur-Nerd, I was among the early nerd, the progenitors among nerds. If I honestly have to sum up my life it's "Nerd". My idea of fun is (no kidding) staying at home on a Friday night to figure out some hack or twiddle with my network.

Outwardly, I don't come off as a nerd. I fit in with nerds, with geeks, with rejects, with entrepreneurs, Lawyers, Doctors, homeless bums, hippies, and with the popular crowds.

I can't really think of any types of people who I can't fit in with. It helps being a nerd IRL. Everyone is pretty much the same when you get to know them.

I took the quiz with honest answers and scored around 60% nerd. I would score a lot higher if I had more space and money to do the things that I want. The quiz focused on common nerd questions instead of super-nerdy questions.

My computer has 32GB of ram, multiple video cards, water coolant, and several monitors depending on what I'm working on. I use a lavaliere mic for skype/recording because regular mics aren't good enough.

When something breaks, I strip it down for parts.

I worked at a big printer company (can't say where). They always had me reverse engineer the hardware and write documentation for the engineers.

One time, I was trying to order a sandwich from a website. It was broken and I really didn't want to order in person. So I just ended up hacking it so that I could get my sandwich. I also wrote a macro so that I could beat penny auction sites and ended up with an xbox 360 for $72. It was around $300 at the time for the version that I got.

I just got back from the desert and I'm all excited because I found a really nice piece of petrified wood.

I'm pretty fucking nerdy compared to most people that I know.

I guess we are similar in a way. We are both old-school classic nerds (it's the best kind!). I should get some emo glasses, and some nerd t-shirts from Woot. I've never really dressed like a nerd because my vision is 20/20 and I care about the quality of the material more than the prints.

Is it because we are INTPs?
 

QuickTwist

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Nerds are cool because they are smart and can fit in with anyone if they so choose. I know this talking to one IRL. He was my role model for so many years.
 

JPLaurin

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How NERDY are You?

Overall, you scored as follows:

  • 4% scored higher (more nerdy),
  • 0% scored the same, and
  • 96% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

Same score for me. I thought it would be a little lower for me. I should assume meself a bit more, I supose. :borg:
 

emmabobary

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8% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
92% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!


Disagree, I still have a lot to learn.
 

Epoh

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55% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
44% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.
I feel... Insulted. I saw no questions about theoretical physics, so I feel that my nerdiness has not been properly judged.
 

Happy

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1% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
99% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

Wow. I did not expect that at all. Like not even a little bit. And I answered honestly...

I never knew I was a nerd. My life is changed forever.
 

kvothe27

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25% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
74% scored lower (less nerdy).
 

Sockrates

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10% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
89% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.



I'm comfortable with this.
 

kat6

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65% scored higher (more nerdy),
2% scored the same, and
33% scored lower (less nerdy)

Alrighty then..
 

HDINTP

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Overall, you scored as follows:
weird_bar.php
29% scored higher (more nerdy),
2% scored the same, and
69% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds.​
 

Madoness

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Overall, you scored as follows:
weird_bar.php
17% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
82% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.​
 

Haim

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This quiz shall be burned,and then shall think about calling me...
"Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds." again.
31% more nerdy.

there is v2 that is better.
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nt2.php?fmnt
8bc13eb558aefe91.png

"NerdTests.com says I'm a Kinda Dorky High Nerd."
 

SolarCycler

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I don't at all consider myself a nerd or a geek. I don't think others would either, and if they did I would have to [censored for self-incrimination].

5% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
95% scored lower (less nerdy).

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

HOW???
 
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21% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
78% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

78. Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.
 

propianotuner1

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On some of them I had to be honest. The one about the picture of the girl, I truly looked at her face first, and that's what all people do (we look at eyes and faces first). I knew of course that the Vulcans smiling would get me a higher score.

Others were subtle. The programming language one, they're all programming languages, the question really is which is the worst? Which is subject to interpretation. Basic was my answer, but its still being used all over the world. Cobol is the one used the least (only in legacy systems, it's not too bad a language really). Fortran is still heavily used in Scientific and numerical computing.

At that I was surprised at how high a number I got, had thought it would be lower.

Ummm... that's not necessarily true at all if you have ASD. We don't like looking at eyes.

Btw, I guess we're peas in a pod, fellas:

0% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
100% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!​
 

Alias

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High Level Nerd. MIT material.

Not as high as I thought, and I don't think of myself as a nerd, although I have come to terms with the title (who cares? It's barely an insult anymore). However, lots of the questions I have lean toward less nerdy. I'm actually pretty well-organized (still a Perceiver at heart; I just know my limits). I'm not super-antisocial. I also have a bright future compared to the rest of the general "nerd" population.

This just seems to fit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
 

ENTP lurker

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1% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
99% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!



Sounds cool!
 

marie

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7% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
93% scored lower (less nerdy).

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.
 

walfin

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Overall, you scored as follows:
weird_bar.php
9% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
91% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.

:storks:
 

Glider

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Overall, you scored as follows:



2% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
97% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!


Which is shocking, I had expected to be a lowly demi Nerd
 

Trurl

Redshirt
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10% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
90% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.

I thought it will be somewhere around 75%. Surprising.
 

ducks

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how can you take the test seriously if it's impressed by you having more than 3GB of ram? and who still has magazine subscriptions in 2015?

Overall, you scored as follows:
weird_bar.php
45% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
54% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.​
 

Russ

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Overall, you scored as follows:
weird_bar.php
45% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
54% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.


Lame.
 
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