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How Dark is your Personality?

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Do you have a ruthless streak? Psychologists believe the “dark triad” of personality – Machiavellianism, narcissism and psychopathy – might help you succeed in life. To measure your own dark side, choose how much you agree or disagree with the simple statements below – and we’ll tell you how dastardly you actually are.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality

My results:
Moderately Nefarious.
Like Don Draper, you are moderately nefarious. You walk on the dark side of humanity, but your *can't read my own writing* streak will enable you to get ahead.

I had to look up Don Draper:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Draper
Despite his outward disenchantment and egotism, the character of Don Draper demonstrates a strict code of personal*ethics, insisting on honesty and*chivalry*in his subordinates, but not always in himself
He sounds like a cool fellow.

 

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Oooh this one looks fun. >: D


Infrequently vile

You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.

Machiavellianism (Upper half) > Narcissism (Just below center) > Psychopathy (Just below Narcissism)
 

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Infrequently vile.
 

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And here I wanted to be special. Watch your back Sinz. There can only be one.
 
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hey only im allowed to be moderately nefarious...whatever that means
lets fight
 

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im not a heartless binch :mad: if u get past my crusty exterior, you will find love and warmth in my heart
 

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"Infrequently vile

You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines."

What? I always put myself above others. I'm just not a dickhead. How does this compute? Test is bogus.
 

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Moderately Nefarious

I think the Machiavellian score pushed me up. It wasn't really fair. Hypothetically, I'm way worse than I am usually.
 

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Moderately Nefarious

I think the Machiavellian score pushed me up. It wasn't really fair. Hypothetically, I'm way worse than I am usually.

yeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 

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I took the Demon Quiz and got despair.

The recent ink blot test gave me compassion. Guess I've done a good job of working on my emotions.
 

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My blot test threw 'Confidence' at me .. a word which has been used to describe me a number of times lately.

I have never described myself as confident, or even thought of myself confident.. But upon reflection, I can see how I appear confident in comparison to some others.
 

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Apathy, independence and moderately nefarious.
 

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How Dark is your Personality?

Infrequently vile: You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.

Machiavellianism: Mid-point (50% marker)
Narcissism: around the 33% marker
Psychopathy: around the 10% marker

.... yeah, I'm kind of a disappointment on this test. Just Not Quite Evil Enough.



Heartless Bitch test

I like this test.

You are a Heartless Bitch. But you knew that already.



Color Blot Associations

Compassion: According to your color blot associations, your most dominant personality trait is your compassion. You are very in touch with your feelings and the feelings of others. You are understanding, kind, empathetic, and supportive. You believe in the goodness of mankind. As a result, you are the type of person who forgives and doesn’t hold grudges. You look at the world with positivity and love. You’re a philanthropic who loves to give back to your community. Lending a helping hand is what you do best.


.. i threw up in my mouth a little [cuz the rest went on the floor]


Inner Demon test

The Demon you carry is Fear.

Your demons attack you with unnecessary worries and stresses. At times everything feels like the "end" and throws you into a panic. This can affect your life very negatively. Damaging your health (mental and physical). These inner monsters eat you alive by feeding you fears of anything they can. This can turn into paranoia, keeping you from amazing life experiences. You may miss out on many things because of your overly cautious nature. Fear of the unknown is one of the most common fears. Something that is unfamiliar or with unknown consequences, is scary. If you don't take some risks in life you may become depressed by all the missed opportunity. Being overly protective could also damage important relationships in you life. It's never too late to turn things around. People who fight the crippling effects from these brutes gain so much: True Courage and Strength, Experienced wisdom, Wide Prospective, Confidence and prosperity. People will be motivated by your strength and success.

 

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Moderately Nefarious.

Compassion (Although my initial reaction was never there)

Despair. Shame I wanted lust.
 

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infrequently vile

fear

humor

Seems im in the minority for a lot of these.
TBH I had a hard time with the inkblot because of the limited options. For example, the one i thought would symbolize hope or happiness had only negative words.
 

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Infrequently vile
 

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First one: Moderately nefarious (Machiavellianism is almost far right, narcissism is almost far left, psychopathy is slightly to the right)

Second one: Compassion (?????)

Third one: Apathy
 

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TBH I had a hard time with the inkblot because of the limited options. For example, the one i thought would symbolize hope or happiness had only negative words.

I had much the same problem a lot of the supposedly negative blobs were positive in my eyes and vice versa.
 

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Too dark and edgy 4 u.
 

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Is Your Yin Or Yang Most Dominant?
http://www.higherperspectives.com/yin-yang-1546035069.html?xrs=RebelMouse_fb

The Story

In Chinese philosophy, yin and yang describes how apparently opposite or contrary forces are actually complementary, interconnected, and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other as they interrelate to one another.

You are balanced - a kind individual who can fight when you need to. A patience soul who knows when to rush. You're a sweet person who has just the right amount of spice! You have not be taken over by Yin or Yang, you've created the perfect blend!

If Yin is fire, Yang is water. If Yin is the pull, Yang is the push. If Yin is the paper, Yang is most definite the pen - and that makes YOU the story!
 

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Got Yin. I have the feeling my answers were pretty close to balanced. I chose sand on the bridge one because I really dislike tall bridges and the looming depths of insane seas. Still hate the heat though.
 

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I choose the bridge in the middle because I didn't like the idea of either - and so decided on the 'fuck it' down the middle option.

I have a horrible fear of the sea.. But last minute, I aired on the side of caution assuming the sand to be just a treacherous.
 

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I hate bridges more than the sea itself. Driving on them, whether or not I'm the driver, is really uncomfortable. I preferred sand in the end due to the monsters meaning more of a certain death.
 

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Hmm, heights paralyse me. But I imagined this bridge to be low and convenient.. Is it the height you are afraid of, or the actual bridge it's self?

I hate being human, I feel like everywhere is unsafe... Except in some land spots , where dangers can be minimised.
 

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The prospect of falling into the sea scares me. If it's a low bridge above water or a regular bridge above land, I'm fine, because I could float or escape the boat, or the fall would be on land an I could be rescued. There are some arch bridges that horrify me. I saw the image of the bridge as wooden, so I thought monsters would have an easy time breaking it.

I'm scared of heights as well, but not as much. I can take windows up to around 10 stories. I can't do roller coasters or the like. I prefer simulation rides.
 

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My fear of the sea derives from the depths below. I could jump into the seat at a height to escape say.. the cops. I wouldn't like it but I could.. But I'd hate to be floating out in the ocean.. There's literally a hidden world we know jack shit about down there - ANYTHING could get me, but just staring into the black abyss would probably do it.
 

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Your true personality is
an independent thinker

You are logical-minded, original, and very competent at whatever you put your efforts towards. You are excited about ideas and theories and discovering ways to apply them to your life in a practical way. You need time to yourself so you can re-charge from being around others, and this is very typical of independent personalities.
 

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Yin is the moon, mystery, and in many cases - magic!

This means you are inquisitive, whimsical, and very perceptive. You may not always let it seems like you know what going on, but you're 3 steps ahead of those around you. You're also protective and willing to stand up and fight what's important to you, a true warrior! That is why Yin is your stronger force!

Yin is seen as the darker side of the moon, the side of oneself that still has questions to be answered - Yin is the story that has yet to be written.

So... what type of story will YOU write?
 

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What is your Evil Inner Demon?


The Demon you carry is Conceit and/or (Perfectionism).*

Demons of Conceit are the most cunning in the way they attack their victims. These demons are very much like a strangle weed, tangling you into a chain reaction web. They have a sneaky ability to make a person unaware of the attack. These monsters influence vain or presumptuous ideals in a person. Often, affecting your view on others, like judging or looking down upon people. Your demons will hope to sway unrealistic standards and an addiction to maintaining them. The need of self-perfection allows the brutes to slowly swallow you in your obsessions, usually involving appearance or material possessions. Your Demon's goal is to blind you with over-confident/arrogant feelings, damaging your perspective, and losing gratitude/interest in things.

Countering your demons will give you great strength in life: unbreakable mental strength, control of mind, Wide prospective and understanding, balanced & healthy self-esteem. People will see you as: Inspiring, a Leader, and truly wise.
 

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http://www.higherperspectives.com/psychological-archetype-1606231031.html

Archetype 5: The Seeker/Warrior

Your inner seeker wants to explore the unknown. You have a strong intuition that there is something bigger and greater beyond your own reality. You embrace learning and are ambitious, although your perfectionist nature sometimes reaches too high and you end up disappointed. Your inner warrior is courageous, tough and always persistent. You aim to bring meaning to your own life and to others’ through your actions and behavior. You are often over-competitive at the expense of other people, but it’s a part of your desire to always succeed.

Life Goals: Search for a better way, winning
Fear: Conformity, entrapment, weakness, failure
Response to Problems: Escaping, fighting if the reward is great enough
Life Tasks: See the world, be a strong person
Personal Gifts: Autonomy, ambition, identity, courage, discipline
Personal Pitfalls: Inability to commit, chronic disappointment, arrogance, ruthless

Chronic disappointment, lul, I like this one.
 

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Moderately nefarious (Yeah, sounds about right)
Apathy (sometimes)
Compassion (any one of my friends would say otherwise)

I got sick of quizzes after that.
 

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Moderately nefarious

Like Don Draper, you are moderately nefarious. You walk on the dark side of humanity, but your ruthless streak may just help you get ahead.
 

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Infrequently vile (I guess?)
Apathy (probably not, just appears that way)
Independence (meh)

Wouldn't someone who is actually a psychopath lie on a psychopathy test anyway? Same goes for Machiavellian. Narcissism not so much, due to narcissists not seeing anything wrong with being narcissistic most of the time (they're narcissists, after all, and they're perfect!), but meh. I've always thought most online psych tests to be a bit questionable.

See this study for more on the narcissism thing, if you're interested:
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0103469

 

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Infrequently vile - You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.

You are a Heartless Bitch. But you knew that already.

Intelligence - According to your color blot associations, your most dominant personality trait is your intelligence. You are extremely intuitive and knowledgeable. You always think with your head first. You have excellent critical-thinking and problem-solving skills. You are very practical and profound. You are also a really hard-worker. You give 110% in everything you do. Perhaps it’s your perfectionism, but you are never completely satisfied. You always want to be better and do better.

The Demon you carry is Despair - Demons of Despair's design is to drain all hope. Hope is what keeps people going, this demon makes things appear impossible and bleak. They can influence a deep depression and lack of faith. Pessimism takes over making the sorrow a reality and happiness seem non-existent. These monsters blind their victims only letting grief show clearly. The longer you are stuck in the demon's trap, the more miserable you will become. It's damaging and dangerous for your health. Mentally losing hope, rationality, meaning, pleasure in life. Physically burdened with stress, sickness or other serious health issues. It's extremely difficult to wake up from the funk these beasts will press on your shoulders. Continuing to fight for freedom will be worth it. You will acquire worthwhile traits: Understanding, Great Perspective, Great purpose and meaning, Peace and inner Strength. People will be inspired by your knowledgeable outlook on life and your will/strength to defy the odds against you.
 

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Darkness Level: Infrequently vile
True Personality: Independent thinker
Dominant Personality Trait: Independence
Evil Inner Demon: Apathy
Yin or Yang: Yang
Archetype: Creator
 

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Darker than the blackest whole, be drawing in
All you bitches bleeding, hit me, that it be my darkest sin
So redraw, panic? naw, you niggas be dripped in,
Blood, that be spilt, but I'm sittin' here just driftin'
 

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Archetype 2: The Lover/Magician

Your inner lover governs all kind of love including familial, friendship, spiritual, but most importantly romantic. You show your energy and your passion on your sleeve and put your entire being into relationships. You fear being alone and are a natural seducer. Your inner magician is always trying to transform situations, influence people or make visions into reality. You have strong powers and some people are intimidated by you, but you usually use your talents for good.

Life Goals: Bliss, love, change
Fears: Loss of love, solitude, staying the same
Response to Problems: Transform the bad, Use manipulation
Life Tasks: Follow your heart, balance
Personal Gifts: Passion, sensual pleasure, personal power, intuition
Personal Pitfalls: Objectifying others, out of control sexuality, disconnection with reality
 

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Peace.
 

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I want to know your Archetype, and your inner demons.

Oh, and the first rule of 'fite' club, is that nobody talks about fite club.
 

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I want to know your Archetype, and your inner demons.

Oh, and the first rule of 'fite' club, is that nobody talks about fite club.

You mean the whole mock-a-person-without-ever-telling-them-until-they-end-up-in-a-psyche-ward thing?

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

My Archetype is Jesus Christ, AKA Yeshua the Messiah, and my inner demons are the whole bloody platoon.

So uhh, yeah, I was just chilling minding my own business right, and this guy comes up to me right, this guy comes up to me and he's like, OI WAT U LOOKIN AT C**T and I'm all like nothing man I'm just chilling? and he's like FUCK U M8 and I'm like aight wotevz and yeah shit got crazy hella hectic shit went down. oi you shoulda been there aye

:rip:

STFD...
 

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Infrequently vile

You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.

I enjoy subtlety when I either help or hurt someone. I enjoy seeing someone smile when they receive an 'anonymous' present after they've done a good deed, but on the other hand I won't think twice about viewing a nemesis as a human Jenga tower.
 

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I like Buffy, so this one's going here.
4 Variable Buffy Personality test
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-4-variable-buffy-personality-test

Angel

36% amorality, 45% passion, 64% spirituality, 45% selflessness

To shanshu in this test means to turn up guided by morals, calm and self-controlled, spiritually guided and powerfully moved by one's own destiny.

Kind of like I'd expect Angel to score, were he to take this test. You're probably sort of heroic in your own life.
 

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The Hermit

31% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 79% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You prefer to be alone, without strong emotional ties. You know from experience that people usually leave anyway, and that it's probably best that you don't get too attached. You prefer plenty of alone time, and have learned to entertain yourself. Part of you suspects that this is more to protect others than yourself.

Fictional character with whom you might identify: V (V for Vendetta), Rogue (X Men)

Other Attachment Types:
Secure: The Unicorn | The Cuddleslut | The FreeAgent
Preoccupied: The Cling Wrap | The Squid | The Insect
Fearful: The Doormat | The Leper | The Exile
Dismissing: The Hermit | The Stone | The Player
Confused: The Waffler
 
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