How can we shave the forum?

[SpaceYeti]

I would use a Mach 3. It's my preferred razor.

 

[redbaron]

The only way to shave anything.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Meh. It takes too much work. I don't shave because I'm under the impression I'm an artist, I shave because I look goofy with facial hair.

Also, AR 670-1.

 

[GodOfOrder]

I would go with a Brazilian wax, it is the spring after all.

 

[Jennywocky]

"INTPForum waxes Brazilian; bares all!!" Ha, yes.

Or you could go for the Alexandrite (755nm wavelength) laser and just zap every hair in sight.

 

[SpaceYeti]

I would go with a Brazilian wax, it is the spring after all.

I might try this soon.

 

[Architect]

Shaving is for pussies


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[JimJambones]

Please start with my back hair. It's hard to do on your own.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Shaving is for pussies

Agreed!

 

[Architect]

 

[Hawkeye]

With Occam's razor?

 

[nanook]

i'm heavily opposed to shaving (always gives me ingrown hairs). maybe it would be enough, if everyone took a shover? after sleeping off the intoxication.

 

[Duxwing]

i'm heavily opposed to shaving (always gives me ingrown hairs). maybe it would be enough, if everyone took a shover? after sleeping off the intoxication.

Took a shover? Where do you shove a shover?

-Duxwing

 

[nanook]

yeah, i had a shower shovered up my ass yesterday. and don't make fun of my second language

 

[Duxwing]

yeah, i had a shower shovered up my ass yesterday. and don't make fun of my second language

Ah, OK.

-Duxwing

 

[Nezaros]

I think the real question is, what brand of aftershave to use?

 

[Amagi82]

Aftershave smells disgusting and feels horrible.

I've never understood the shaving cream thing either- water + mach3 does the job just fine.

 

[lucky12]

@Amagi82

You're clearly in middle school, my wonderful american friend.

Nah but for real. Out of the shower, wet your face with the hot water. Not the cold.
QUICKYLY NOW..
Lather your face up with shaving C.R.E.A.M dollar fuckin' you already thought it. Fuck that gel, gel is metrosexual.

NEXT: Shave__________________(beforehand strop the shitty disposable razor against your jeans or the skin on your thighs)
Clean the hard parts first: Side burns. Mustache. The sensitive parts of the neck beard.

The rest is easy if you're not retarded. With the grain, or with the grain and then.. Yes and then.. against the grain, slowly. Carefully. Methodically. Gracefully. Cali what what?

OKSee we have to do the back of the neck now. Ladies you know what I mean.... King of the hill style, rednecks. WRONG! You should have done this in the shower to save time, how will you have more time to think in isolation if you don't do this in the fucking shower. No need for shaving cream in there Dilbert. Be more of a Gilbert.

THE SECRET! No bullshit. Cold water. Leaves no residue, feels great. Towel face dry.
Dry razor.

 

[Architect]

This forum needs an Old Spice enema.

 

[Duxwing]

This forum needs an Old Spice enema.

Owwwwwww!

-Duxwing

 

[Hawkeye]

Speaking of shaves... I could do with one.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I usually avoid shaving until it gets annoying (about a month or so without shaving) and then I just grab my electric razor and get rid of it all. Hurts like hell because the razor mostly just pulls the hair out rather than cutting it, but it does the job and it's a lot better in terms of time and effort wasted.

EDIT: Woo 700th post. I'm going to have to think long and hard about breaking this round number in the future.

 

[walfin]

With Occam's razor?