Honey, I'm home.

[The Fury]

Hey, I'm back.

*checks stash*

Hey, where's my M4 and who got chocolate all over my Barret .50?

 

[Melkor]

FURY!

IT'S FUCKING FURY!


FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







Did my profile comment work?

ALSO:


What ya been at you filthy southerner?

 

[The Fury]

You're still here? Dammit, I though you would have left by now.

I've been getting my act together, y'know sorting through the remains that is my life and trying to salvage what's left.

I'm not sure if that worked because last time I was here I had a well paid job and a huge apartment and now I'm unemployed (by choice) in the worst recession Ireland has ever faced and am living in a hole.

I am happier though, so that's something.

 

[GarmGarf]

Hmm; another Irish person. Let's have a meet up... oh wait, we are INTPs. Never mind.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

hello welcome back, dinner's in the oven...we are eating Noddy

 

[Melkor]

Happiness?

IT IS ONLY AN ILLUSION.


How are you happier sunshine?

This sounds like a good story.

-beams-

And don't worry, I'll be leaving QUITE soon anyway.

 

[The Fury]

Sunshine?

Well, I'm no longer in a job that I hate and I've made some plans for the future so I'm not wandering aimlessly either.

What about you, have you finally come to a resolution with your cultural identity?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

fuck you melkor! stay here!

 

[GarmGarf]

And don't worry, I'll be leaving QUITE soon anyway.

What?! Where are you going to?

 

[Melkor]

Ha.

I'm not even going to fall for that one Fury.

I can tell you have an evil trap waiting to be sprung around my thoughts of Irishry.

Speaking of which, shouldn't we be having some sort of culture fest in this topic?

And, today is the last day of staying at my fathers, which means after this, next to no internet access, save for msn which I can access via my phone, and maybe the odd dsi internet quick-flik.

 

[The Fury]

Ha.

I'm not even going to fall for that one Fury.

I can tell you have an evil trap waiting to be sprung around my thoughts of Irishry.

You know me too well.

And, today is the last day of staying at my fathers, which means after this, next to no internet access, save for msn which I can access via my phone, and maybe the odd dsi internet quick-flik.

So the moment I return, you leave. Wow this worked out quite well. Then again no one else on this forum is as much fun to torture as you.

 

[loveofreason]

You slut Fury!!!

INTJs couldn't quite do it for you, eh?

 

[Melkor]

Ha.

I know you love me Fury.

Your manly macho munster swagger cannot conceal the fact that you want a little peice of Ulster.


Resistance is futile.

 

[Fukyo]

Welcome back dear Fury!

 

[The Fury]

You slut Fury!!!

INTJs couldn't quite do it for you, eh?

I'm sorry babe, you know you're the only one I care about. That thing with the INTJ forum was nothing. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Just take me back and I'll treat you like you deserve.

Oh and would you mind taking you're foot off my crotch, it kinda hurts.

 

[Kidege]

Hi Fury, glad to have you back

 

[loveofreason]

*hugs and squeezes and fondles and strokes the Fury*

Welcome home sweetheart!