Hi, it's my first day

[Sparrow]

Hi, it's my first day. I am pretty bad at this forum-surfing game. I do not think I made one of these threads when I first arrived. Thus, I have decided to make one now.

I'm Anamalech. Anamalech was the best player in this old computer game that I still play. I worshipped him. He was the best. And it's a really cool name...symmetrical...no r to disrupt the smooth flow.

See? Anamalech.

Now, a word like Wark...is ugly. I don't think wark is a real word. I made it up. It's still ugly though.

I'm 17. I'm straight. I'm INFJ/INTJ/INTP. I choose which one I want to be.

It's awesome. You guys should try it as well.

It's my first day, so don't be mean to me. I'm still terribad at this forum-surfing game. I'll get better if my pea-sized brain allows it.

 

[Alice?]

Well hi there. Enter at your own...risk?
...Wait a minute, you look horribly familiar. Have I seen you 'round these parts before?

 

[Sparrow]

Well hi there. Enter at your own...risk?
...Wait a minute, you look horribly familiar. Have I seen you 'round these parts before?

I'm terrisad that you recognize me. Don't be terrimad at me, that eye looks evil. I am terrifrightened.

 

[Fukyo]

I really hate intro threads. >.>

 

[Sparrow]

I really hate intro threads. >.>

Your comment has caused me further pain. I'm territerrisad now.

 

[ashitaria]

Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Poor Anamalech. <3

 

[Saeros]

Welcome to the real world.
You've been living in a dream world, Anamalech.

 

[Sparrow]

Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Poor Anamalech. <3

Wanna go out with me?

 

[s0nystyle]

that'd be an interesting sight

 

[echoplex]

terribad

terrisad

This must be something foul. My sympathies.

I'll get better if my pea-sized brain allows it.

It wont. Your standard pea-sized brain is not known to allow improved functioning beyond the basic 2-year-old it typically exhibits. This is a common problem with that particular brain model. I'd suggest upgrading to peanut.

Best regards,
Tech support

 

[Melkor]

Attention whore!

I won't have it!

I'll scream and scream and sqweam you KNOW I WILL!

P.s Ana, don't mind Fukyo, she's a sweetheart really, and as you seem to fail miserably at gender identification, Ashitaria is male also;P Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Cognisant]

Fukyo sounds like Fuookyno, except shorter... not really a sound I can describe.
My brain's filtering software in action.

Another example:

Attention [boar][]
I [will not] have it[]
I'll [ice-cream] and [ice-cream] and [//] you [know I will][]
[p.s.] Ana, don't mind [Fuookyno], she's a sweetheart really, and as you seem to [be insufficient] at [data analysis], Ashitaria [is also male][//] [[suspected innuendo, deleted]]...