Ha, I feel awkward shopping as a girl.
I needed some shoes last week as a matter of urgency for a meeting I had (moved house the other month, minus most my belongings, as per fucking usual) so I ran into a big store, which was typically too big to fucking find anything in, so I called a staff member over and asked for DIRECTIONS to the shoes ... Instead she ESCORTED me to the shoes, and then proceeded to advise me on various fashions and styles.
Based on the ugly things she began recommending I cut her short and was like "I literally just seek smart black shoes, no funny designs, no toes hanging out, and laces please".. she then proceeds to hand be some blue shoes which she think might look better, whilst also handing me three other pairs of unwanted shoes to try on at the same time.. I was completely blustered into trying the first two pairs on, until finally I caught sight of some bloody black shoes that would just make do for the occasion.
But she wouldn't have let me leave quickly if I had of allowed her to continue so I cut the interaction short with a "I know my tastes suck, and yours are probably far more fashionable, but I really need something quick, and I've spotted plain blacks ones over there >>> drops arm full of shoes onto the ground >> Thanks for your help all the best >>> runs for dear life.
Afterwards, on my way out the store I was bitching about her intrusion to a friend, and I think she over heard ... That made me feel really guilty because she was just trying to be helpful on her end... But shit, I wish people wouldn't try and help where it's not needed, that makes you a hindrance!!
Oh, and "Armpit Musk".. You're smoking some mouldy weed dude! lol