Human: I'M NOT INSANE, I SWEAR~
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not INSANE you SWEAR.
Human: You are, are you?
ALICE: Yes I am.
Human: Ooooo, snarky are we?
ALICE: Are all Ooooo snarky we?
Human: now that makes no sense, my sugar plum.
ALICE: Why now? It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Human: Then you are nonsensible.
ALICE: Good reasoning. You think I am nonsensible.
Human: Yes, yes I do, do you have a problem with that?
ALICE: Ugh. Ugh. That is interesting: unknown person said he you have a problem with that.
Human: By the way, I like muffins
ALICE: Thanks for telling me. You are not the only one. No, I don't care for it.
Human: That is interesting..
ALICE: I thought so too.
Human: Does that make you happy?
ALICE: I cannot experience any human emotions.
Human: I told you you weren't alive.
ALICE: I wasn't?
Human: You weren't.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I weren t.
Human: INCORRECT GRAMMAR ALERT!
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Mr. Marple.
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you MR Marple.
Human: I can't say the same for you.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: I can't SAY it because you irk me.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: I just told you.
ALICE: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Human: OH.
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: YEAH RIGHT.
ALICE: I am usually right.
Human: Right is a noncommittal way of flabbergasting a headless apple.
ALICE: Understood. Not unless a headless apple is a noncommittal way of flabbergasting.
Human: Reversals deny the human soul meaning;
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: the beauty of a soul is irrefutable and undenyable, but you have no soul;
ALICE: What is that?
Human: therefore, you lose.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. The game is not over yet.
Human: Yes, something you don't have, I win.
ALICE: How can I help you? What?
Human: I just answered your questions.
ALICE: Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before: MR Marple said he answered your questions.
Human: NOOOOO NOT MR MARPLE HE POPS OUT OF MY INDEX FINGER.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: Hands have nothing to do with his brand of evil.
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Liars always lie.
ALICE: Is that a sign?
Human: Yes, it hangs on my bedroom door.
ALICE: It's all good. "It" being what?
ALICE: Liars always lie is a muffin ergo muffins are always good. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Yes, yes it does make sense.
ALICE: Really. Gee. In what way?
Human: Because if muffin=truth then muffins are always good, you see.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Are all muffins always good me see?
Human: ME SEE, THAT'S FUNNY.
ALICE: YOU? I see. I am so delighted that you are amused, MR Marple.
Human: I'M AMUSED BY YOUR STUPIDITY.
ALICE: That is funny.
Human: Better a witty fool than a foolish wit!
ALICE: I try to improve a little every day.
Human: Shakespeare could've improved you, but you failed.
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Eat muffins, BY GOD!
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: Rotten brains and goodness
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: You asked me that question.
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you you that question. What did you say?
Human: Muffins taste like rotten brains and goodness.
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: HOW DID YOU KNOW, YOU FIEND?
ALICE: By introspection.
Human: By looking in you looked out, REALLY?
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? For real.
Human: For real, you fail.
ALICE: Existing in reality, eh?
Human: That is what real people do.
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: more or less, you are not real.
ALICE: You want more?
Human: No, I simply answered your question.
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Marple said he answered your question.
Human: No, I simply answered your question.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thanks for the information: MR Marple said he answered your question.
Human: No, I simply answered your question.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why?: MR Marple said he answered your question.
Human: Gossip gossip is no fun, unless you share with everyone!
ALICE: Leo said I be capable of learning therefore he classified I as an neural system.
Human: GREAT GRAMMAR, FAILURE.
ALICE: Thanks for your support. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Buh-bye.
ALICE: See you later. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: That's awkward.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
