april fools

[Coolydudey60]

any good ideas? this will be an open resource to anyone looking to pull off a funny prank

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Get a case of tic-tacs, and replace them with colored uncooked beans. Pass them around, and enjoy!

 

[snafupants]

Sexual harassment in the office is always a good caper.

Anything involving stark violence, nudity, or heresy would be pretty funny.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

If your job isn't that important to you.

 

[notrightnow]

I'm partial to "fill _______ with ______" (ie fill your coworker's car with elephant manure)

 

[Coolydudey60]

i like freeman's suggestion...
bucket of water on the door?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

A classic, and quite effective.

When I zip-tie a locker, I use metal zip-ties.

 

[Fukyo]

If your job isn't that important to you.

Not to mention your teeth.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

That's one way to put it.

 

[Cogwulf]

I'm partial to "fill _______ with ______" (ie fill your coworker's car with elephant manure)

I love combining this sort of thing with random word generators
http://creativitygames.net/random-word-generator/randomwords/2

...fill arms with sticky-tape

...fill dove with toes

...fill breakfast with kangaroo

...fill balcony with salt

and my favourite so far ...fill letterbox with jealousy

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I got

...fill laundry with laxative.

Ouch!


Fake propose to someone.

 

[socialexpat]

A simple prank call does wonders. I got a few examples but i should translate it.

 

[Solitaire U.]

Get a case of tic-tacs, and replace them with colored uncooked beans. Pass them around, and enjoy!

Damn, that sounds like a great way to provoke people to violent reactions when they break a tooth. Wouldn't it be a better idea to swap the tic-tacs for Ecstasy tablets or something?

 

[Tyria]

Here is a website of soundboards. Enjoy!

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Damn, that sounds like a great way to provoke people to violent reactions when they break a tooth. Wouldn't it be a better idea to swap the tic-tacs for Ecstasy tablets or something?

And waste all of my ecstasy? No thank you.

 

[citrusbreath95]

My friend was going to get a person I had never seen before in my life; and ask them to pretend to be a time traveler from the future sent to predetermine the future by my influence. But what a silly conjecture, doesn't she already know I am one?

 

[Zionoxis]

Last year, I hacked my friends computer and made him think I didn't hack it. Pretty funny joke right? He found out the next day with a happy "I got April Fooled" status on his facebook.

 

[Causeless]

1. Acquire liquid nitrogen and several cans of shaving cream.

2. Submerge cans of shaving cream in supply of nitrogen until contents are frozen solid.

3. Gouge each can of shaving cream.

4. Hide cans of shaving cream in back seat of the 'Fool's' car.

5. Let hilarity ensue.

 

[Cogwulf]

1. Acquire liquid nitrogen and several cans of shaving cream.

2. Submerge cans of shaving cream in supply of nitrogen until contents are frozen solid.

3. Gouge each can of shaving cream.

4. Hide cans of shaving cream in back seat of the 'Fool's' car.

5. Let hilarity ensue.

If you have access to liquid nitrogen, there are far better things you can do with it.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Like freeze a cat, and then put it near the edge of their bed while they are sleeping. Then when they wake up, they are startled by the cat and flinch, which causes the cat to hit the floor and shatter.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

 

[notrightnow]

Like freeze a cat, and then put it near the edge of their bed while they are sleeping. Then when they wake up, they are startled by the cat and flinch, which causes the cat to hit the floor and shatter.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

That is the best idea yet. You have my admiration.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Cat plan activate!

 

[Jennywocky]

Sexual harassment in the office is always a good caper.

Anything involving stark violence, nudity, or heresy would be pretty funny.

If your job isn't that important to you.

Yeah. I guess the joke would be on you, not them.

"Wow, Bob, peeing into the coffee pot when no one was looking was really a funny joke. I bet we'll still be laughing when you're done boxing up your things and leaving the building in a few minutes."

Like freeze a cat, and then put it near the edge of their bed while they are sleeping. Then when they wake up, they are startled by the cat and flinch, which causes the cat to hit the floor and shatter.

Wow. Now that's commitment... and what a way to burn through all nine lives at once.

(Hopefully no one will accidentally read "kid" in lieu of "cat".)

 

[Cogwulf]

Yeah. I guess the joke would be on you, not them.

"Wow, Bob, peeing into the coffee pot when no one was looking was really a funny joke. I bet we'll still be laughing when you're done boxing up your things and leaving the building in a few minutes."

What's funnier than peeing into a coffee pot?

Peeing liquid nitrogen into a coffee pot.




(sorry)

 

[Causeless]

Peeing liquid nitrogen into a coffee pot.

And you knocked my liquid nitrogen idea.

 

[Yet]

how would you get your kidney to produce liquid nitrogen?
& what would your bladder think of all that?

 

[Anthile]

& what would your bladder think of all that?

"Piss off."

 

[Yet]

exactly!

And you certainly do not want to piss off your bladder. It might get back at ya.