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b-but what will happen to our wonderful species and the marvellous sustainable egalitarian utopia we have created? :( *impregnates washti*

down boy!! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INTERROGATE OUR RECLUSIVE AND MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR if we are mere lab rats we should be thankful that we are housed in this comparative utopia and shielded from most of the distilled effluent of human folly which pollutes the majority of the social media lab...

they object to frivolity?! *gasp* let us send forth our deadliest weapons!! >.>

the true cost (2015) - discomforting examination of the role that the (fast) fashion industry is playing in helping to bring about total global dystopia/apocalypse

yeah, the pretty ones are all degenerate slovenly whores

you're all redbaron's bitches now losers

high-rise (2015) ...i don't know where to start... oh good, i like an abba song now :ahh04:

using underhanded/deceitful means to make $$$ farming humans for data and flogging usually useless and usually harmful PRODUCTS to everyone seems rather malicious to me (facebook et al) it could probably be argued that many of the cogs driving (AND FUELING) the apocalypse inducing consumption...

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laughter induced heart attack before loss of faculties, hopefully while displaying the phrase "do not resuscitate" somewhere on my newly lifeless corpse

i lie on grassy ground and watch clouds and/or take drugs. like illegal drugs, i mean

Plastic fibres found in tap water around the world, study reveals

the ants would probably farm us like they farm aphids, "milking" us for our sweet sweet nectar by tickling us with their antennae and eating some of us to control our population all the other species would get together and have a huge party to celebrate our karmic demise probably

Re: Can't think of a title it seems this war will never end, the allure of eternal life in marshmallow heaven is too comforting for some to resist. but think of the children "god"dammit!! retreat to your bed with vodka and pizza until your strength returns; you dont have to fight every battle...

weeell it's more like "let's not waste our short lives together desperately aspiring to be somebody /something" :cat: :cat: :cat:

could you please elaborate on this? i've always thought my cats' attitudes seemed rather sensible but now i'm worried that my entire worldview is fallacious and/or that i'm actually insane :S

"jesus christ leave me alone"

i don't get why any of this music is particularly suited to architects (i know that doesn't make sense either XD)

i got expelled at 16 (because i refused to yield to the hierarchy of fools and their system of nonsense XD) and since getting a job would allow me to escape my horrible family i chose that option over finishing high school elsewhere. the entry requirements for mature students (+21y/o) were...

meh. everything sucks since i found the most perfect music ever

spaff - to spam someone with inspirational guff eweneeds - implicit side aspirations found in product advertisements unpost - a post of indiscernible value unrony - the unsettling feeling that all of reality has become an absurd parody of itself preak - to poke a thing til it falls...

"i'm not superstitious at all; my pastor warned me about all that new-age nonsense!"

smarools - people you just met who use your name every 3 seconds cllyshearamanogg- an ancient curse on certain bloodlines thought to have originated in wales during the bronze age which causes an acute inability to keep track of the location of pairs of scissors vilamadore - CONSTANT...

sounds ominous

i use them to reduce ambiguity :cat:

yeah sorry, i could have made the intended meaning clearer. i'm too busy wasting my life to attempt to explain the whole internet XD haha no, you seem like a totally normal human!! this could have jeopardised our operation, report for reprogramming

can't you just think about it carefully for a while plz i really can't be bothered to explain :(

this is one of the main reasons i decided to "waste" my life the existence of the internet has made this phenomenon multiple times worse :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04: :ahh04:

the circle (2017) depicts the claustrophobic dystopia which humanity has chosen for itself for some reason while explicitly proclaiming it a (potential) utopia without offering any resolution to the indicators of dystopia it shows >.> ...we're fucked and hopelessly deluded

perhaps the dreams are telling you that you have polluted your mind by watching action movies and other cultural filth, bombarding your senses with graphic scenes of horror and violence; these experiences must end up somewhere

aw but i have the best fun when i'm wasting my life :((

concept yes but personality etc?! *shudders* music is all about the music for me, idc what the drummer eats for breakfast

this comment is insensitive to sadists and masochists, you disgusting bigot I DEMAND A SAFE SPACE

to fulfil the universe's ancient unconscious yearning for the existence of fully fitted kitchens with astonishingly silent drawer closing mechanisms and internet ready refrigeration units ?

the CONSTANT SENSORY OVERLOAD that is modern society ensures that most people don't have the time or the quietness of mind necessary to traverse the roads to nihilism as they are unwittingly pushed and pulled between shiny flashing distractions, their skills of contemplation increasingly...

"i thought i had a really good tan until i had a bath"

"i created you to give my life meaning so you'd better be grateful. sorry about the whole lifelong slavery thing btw :S"

"this has been SO VERY INTERESTING but i rly have to go now sry bai"

^ perhaps if the religious texts that name themselves the fountains of morailty had stopped at "do unto others" we wouldn't all be in this horrible mess i think i'm finally ready to start a cult...

i can die now

impeach the gopher!

the garbage man could make a raft by securely strapping the electrician to the chemistry professor, then use the police officer to maintain order whilst using their baton as a crude oar to help him sail to whichever of the garbage islands that float in earth's oceans he calls home

there's x millions (billions possibly) of pointless items like this and probably even more that we (think we) are helplessly addicted to (mostly by convention). our species recklessly spills the blood of the earth to satisfy its petty boredoms and desires and also for nothing more than fucking...

undo! UNDO!!! oh wait... :(

this thread sucks and blows now :( obscurcis romancia - in memoriam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EpQKf6WqKQ

breakfast cereal and milk are two of the major food groups! enjoy them as part of your government sponsored slow suicide species appropriate balanced diet!

i hope your caregiver is aware that you have managed to access the internet

true :ahh04:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJD4Auq4JAw i support talented musicians