have you considered meal prepping?
remember that different types of candy bars and drugs all contain different nutrients so it is better to include a rotating diverse range of them in your diet to ensure optimum nutrition and personal actualisation
i dno about the speed of light thing but if you are generally interested in the mysterious shit about the pyramids and other ancient sites i recommend the work of graham hancock and randall carlson. joe rogan has a bunch of interviews with them on yt
see decades of infantilising social policy and emotionally incontinent cultural dross. there are times when lying is expedient but this often seems to me to be due to a (childlike) deficiency of emotional regulation in one or more of the actors
the mental challenge of constructing an...
ofc the 2nd track wasn't as good, nothing is ever better than drama!
the clown is honkler. he pops up to alert you when honk is occuring so that you know you have entered the clown world. honk is the manifestation of any of the multitudinous absurdities therein
yes i am still a powerful witch...
you can since the amazing technological advancement known as the sieve! simply press the (blended) fruit through a sieve using a wooden spoon. the seeds will be left behind and you can use the seedless pulp in smoothies, conserves, leathers, sorbets, various baking etc
any stray little seeds...
tuck layers into each other to achieve optimum protection from errant draughts. then simply stuff your jacket pockets with kendal mint cake and you're basically set for the winter
"when you notice a cat in profound meditation,
the reason, i tell you, is always the same:
his mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation"
of self-important apes and their futile game
@hado
i'm not sure what further ridiculing the concept will achieve since we seem to have a consensus that the original is itself indistinguishable from parody. i might be missing something..
it would be more productive to provide some of the "supporting context" for these derisible ideas you...
@cog i see what you did there hehe thanks * adorns self with shiny baubles *
@pizza well i am a thing that you have encountered so i couldn't possibly object
@bobday you won't see this message of course but i am so honoured to have been a part of your long journey to become obliviously...
a thread for reviewing things of any type that you have encountered
thought box
the technological society has finally created a product which can block out the dystopic hellscape it has delivered which increasingly evidently has driven us all mad and from which escape seems impossible
blurring...
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