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[Skatt]

My name's Skatt. I was originally mistyped as an INTJ with only an 8 on J, I think due to the specific wording on certain questions of the MBTI I took. After spending a good deal of time on the INTJ forum analyzing the differences between the other members and myself and comparing the type descriptions, I concluded that I was most definitely a P and not a J. I have been hovering around here for about a week now just reading but not posting. I finally decided to join and see if I can find a place among my kind.

 

[loveofreason]

Hi Skatt. There's a spot over there by the window where the cat's just been sitting, so it's still warm. Never mind the fur on the cushions, or the cold half-filled coffee cups and pizza crusts. The landlord will do something about the rodents. Eventually. Cat's an INTP and too lazy to catch them.

Now. it will be your turn to wash dishes tomorrow night, but don't worry about the garbage. It will evolve. Eventually. We draw straws to see who gets to shower each day, and play rock, paper, scissors to see who, if anyone, cooks. If you attempt to hoard chocolate it will be noticed. Immediately.

We expect you to do your share of procrastinating, don't just leave it to the rest of us. And some days someone will be expected to make contact with the Outside World. Volunteering for this will leave us in awe. Especially if you bring back food.

Now - if you're still brave, welcome.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Welcome to the INTP forum

Let the metaphysical paddling commence.

 

[Decaf]

Welcome aboard Skatt

LoR, so I take it the cat has a brilliant idea to take care of the world's rodent problem instead?

 

[Aphasia]

Yes. It'll hire humans to do it instead. Saves energy.

Welcome, Skatt... what're you still doing here? (If you didn't get it, try reading out the first two words. It's a lame joke, but my brain hasn't warmed up yet :1)

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...ohh skatt as in "get lost"
"hello - get lost" joke

I'm a scatt-man
be bee da beda-bop
be da da beda-bop
*Playing the scatman song on my computer now*

 

[Jesin]

Welcome to here, Skatt.

@Lor: We have a cat?
When did we get a cat?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

If you attempt to hoard chocolate it will be noticed. Immediately.

oh-oh

*...quickly shoves all his hoarded chocolate into Skatt's pockets.*

*...shuffles away whistling "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz*


Oh, Hi there!
Your name Skatt?

*...continues shuffling away*

*...breaks into a run*