Good Evening. Well.....I suppose the latter word is relative to location, but I digress.

[John Q. Mountebank]

Hello varied and interesting members of these miraculous forums. I've been reading and crawling through the archives for nearly a month now, and I decided it was finally time to register. Thus, I also decided to make an introduction, for no reason other than.....actually, for no reason at all.

I'm (name witheld for reasons directly related to political subterfuge), and it is a pleasure to meet you all. I am an INTP exposed to this particular website by a keen interest in those like-minded individuals as well as their fans and detractors. So far as necessary intel, I have none to give forthwith as I can't consider anything worth exposing.

I have completely expended ever shred of an introduction I can muster. I hope it will suffice, and if it doesn't.....take it up with our complaints department.

I look forward to meeting and interacting with all of you.**






**(Predominantly a pleasantry)

 

[TimeAsylums]

Welcome, John Q. Mountebank!

 

[Duxwing]

Hello varied and interesting members of these miraculous forums. I've been reading and crawling through the archives for nearly a month now, and I decided it was finally time to register. Thus, I also decided to make an introduction, for no reason other than.....actually, for no reason at all.

I'm (name witheld for reasons directly related to political subterfuge), and it is a pleasure to meet you all. I am an INTP exposed to this particular website by a keen interest in those like-minded individuals as well as their fans and detractors. So far as necessary intel, I have none to give forthwith as I can't consider anything worth exposing.

I have completely expended ever shred of an introduction I can muster. I hope it will suffice, and if it doesn't.....take it up with our complaints department.

I look forward to meeting and interacting with all of you.**






**(Predominantly a pleasantry)

I say, my good chap, what a smashing introduction! Welcome!

-Duxwing

 

[Cherry Cola]

Post of the year!

I'm in love already.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

One rather unremarkable day in Remarkable land, there lived a happy city of mice called Sqeakableville. The sun was shining brightly and warming the little mice that dwelt within. The pinkies were all in school learning about the many wonders of the world. And all was well.

Then the Sadist Cat Overlords, or SiCkO for short, attacked. Torturing the baby mice in front of their helpless parents, before devouring them. The parent mice were then ripped to pieces in the blood and other related bodily fluids orgy. (I would post pictures of the scene but I cannot look at them... Without getting horny)

"AAAARRRRRRGGGHHH" Squeaked Lil Tommy mouse as he came awake.
"Whats the matter? Bad dream?" Purred the Sadist Cat leader wearing a mask of mouse pelt... I have forgotten why I started writing this, what it is about. AAand what thread this is..

Oh a intro thread. Huh. Um, welcome .. And stuff.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

Hello varied and interesting members of these miraculous forums. I've been reading and crawling through the archives for nearly a month now, and I decided it was finally time to register. Thus, I also decided to make an introduction, for no reason other than.....actually, for no reason at all.

I'm (name witheld for reasons directly related to political subterfuge), and it is a pleasure to meet you all. I am an INTP exposed to this particular website by a keen interest in those like-minded individuals as well as their fans and detractors. So far as necessary intel, I have none to give forthwith as I can't consider anything worth exposing.

I have completely expended ever shred of an introduction I can muster. I hope it will suffice, and if it doesn't.....take it up with our complaints department.

I look forward to meeting and interacting with all of you.**



**(Predominantly a pleasantry)

Greetings* fellow recently reformed lurker!

Your introduction was adequately informative!
Be really careful about any attempts to define the term 'like-minded', it can get you in to all sorts of 'trouble'!
Now let's [ redacted ] political subterfuge [ redacted ] !!!

*also predominantly a pleasantry

 

[Vrecknidj]

Hello varied and interesting members of these miraculous forums.

Why thank you.

Hello.

 

[Shut the Fe Up!]

You called me interesting?! You so don't know me

But hello to you too!

 

[Brontosaurie]

You called me interesting?! You so don't know me

But hello to you too!

i am even less interesting, 'scause i just steal your post

 

[Rocco]

You called me interesting?! You so don't know me

But hello to you too!

Interestingly, StFU is less interesting than you can POSSIBLY IMAGINE.**



**probably not true, but that might be the point. Who knows? We're all so unrepentantly enigmatic here.