Face's Fairy Castle

[Cegorach]

I consider that winking smiley a sign of seduction!

You do realize that if I'm stalking you, and you're stalking me.
It means we're dating.

 

[Red Mage]

Right, you just eat dinner at different tables and in disguise and then go to see the same movie but sit in different rows.

 

[Fukyo]

You do realize that if I'm stalking you, and you're stalking me.
It means we're dating.

I can't argue against this logic!

 

[Cegorach]

Wow!
I can't believe that worked...
*Ahem*
I mean. Of course it worked, all part of my grand scheme!

I have a question, Fukbuddy.
What do you think about sex before marriage?!


(Don't judge us Mac!)

 

[Fukyo]

Poor Mellymuffin will be heartbroken!

 

[Cegorach]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS?!

Besides, he's my boyfriend and you're my girlfriend.
See the difference, no need to fight over me!

 

[Fukyo]

I'm done with you!You hurt my feelings!

I will keep frequenting though...Just to check up on my cameras.

 

[Cegorach]

Feelings?
Damn, I hate those things...

MONEY! I'll offer you money! Then you won't break up with me.

(Good to know you'll be "frequenting".)

 

[Melkor]

Theres someone else isn't there Cow? I should have know, you've been lying about all those nights you left me lonely and cuddle-less, with only red and blue vision to cheer me up! It's okay though , I am worthless after all.. I'm going to see Fukyo, she always makes me feel nervous yet loved. - Leaves dramatically-

 

[Cegorach]

HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Dammit Muffin, you guys can't team up on me!

*Pfffft*

That's it, I'm going to Noddy's House of Whorers...

 

[Cegorach]

I like Fukyo's new Avvie.
It's even sexier than the last one!

 

[Fedayeen]

HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Dammit Muffin, you guys can't team up on me!

*Pfffft*

That's it, I'm going to Noddy's House of Whorers...

stop calling him muffin, you are making me hungry

 

[Fukyo]

That's an..interesting development.

 

[Cegorach]

Out of the large multitude of new developments, which one might you be speaking of, my beautiful darling Fukyo?

(@Nobody: Well why don't you eat him them?!)

 

[Fedayeen]

Out of the large multitude of new developments, which one might you be speaking of, my beautiful darling Fukyo?

(@Nobody: Well why don't you eat him them?!)

Because I don't want to get food poisoning

 

[Fukyo]

Out of the large multitude of new developments, which one might you be speaking of, my beautiful darling Fukyo?

The one about the N-person wanting to eat our Mellymuffin of course.

And N,don't worry Melkor's only poison to the weak.

 

[Fedayeen]

The one about the N-person wanting to eat our Mellymuffin of course.

And N,don't worry Melkor's only poison to the weak.

HAHA, you don't dare speak my name


and yea I should eat him, what can he really do to nobody?

I'll eat mellymuffin, then wash it all down with a nice glass of Melk.

 

[Cegorach]

Hrm, and here I was hoping your love for me had been rekindled...



My mind is making several connections between melk, eat, muffin, and fornication... Hmmmm...

 

[Fedayeen]

Hrm, and here I was hoping your love for me had been rekindled...



My mind is making several connections between melk, eat, muffin, and fornication... Hmmmm...

so you want melkmuffin to eat fornication?

 

[Fukyo]

(Is there any way of preventing Cow's mind of making such connections?)

Cow you know I still love you!

In a a platonic way...

 

[Cegorach]

@Nobody: Err... not quite... I'll tell you when your older.

I miss Fukyo, I'm lonely, all I have is my hand...

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo reevaluates her love for Cow*

Hmm...

 

[Fedayeen]

Err... not quite... I'll tell you when your older.

*sigh* can't fornicate with nobody. It just doesn't work. You need a 2nd person/thing

Cow you know I still love you!

In a a platonic way..

did you just tell him lets just be friends, in an INTP way?

 

[Cegorach]

*Fukyo reevaluates her love for Cow*

Hmm...

Reevaluate?!

I'm gonna just go and assume that you mean you wanna get back together.

 

[Fedayeen]

Reevaluate?!

I'm gonna just go and assume that you mean you wanna get back together.

I think she meant the other way. you talk about only having your one hand now. then that reaction.

Reminds me of this vid

YouTube- Wii warning video

 

[Melkor]

-sighs deeply as he trudges into Fukyo's lovely home. After awkward greetings, he sits down and grabs a biscuit,though he seems too depressed to eat it- Fukyo? I'm sorry about being here, but I need an F's counsel. ... It's Cow..Somethings wrong... As you know... we once had a beautiful relationship, he was kind, and gentle and loving, and .... why the hell are you smiling? Anyway, somethings changed...he's changed, he's always restless and rough, and his cuddles lack the usual comfort..STOP SMILING!!

 

[Fedayeen]

-sighs deeply as he trudges into Fukyo's lovely home. After awkward greetings, he sits down and grabs a biscuit,though he seems too depressed to eat it- Fukyo? I'm sorry about being here, but I need an F's counsel. ... It's Cow..Somethings wrong... As you know... we once had a beautiful relationship, he was kind, and gentle and loving, and .... why the hell are you smiling? Anyway, somethings changed...he's changed, he's always restless and rough, and his cuddles lack the usual comfort..STOP SMILING!!

Fukyo is an F?!

 

[Fukyo]

I'm not smiling!-*Fukyo attempts to straighten her face*-It's a facial cramp,hehe...I mean,I'm not,honest.
So Melkor dear,that's how things are,eh?Tell me all about it.-*Pulls out a notebook and a pen*
Don't hold it against me if any of this ends up on fanfiction.net,kay?

 

[Fukyo]

Fukyo is an F?!

Yeah,you mean you didn't know?

 

[Fedayeen]

I'm not smiling!-*Fukyo attempts to straighten her face*-It's a facial cramp,hehe...I mean,I'm not,honest.
So Melkor dear,that's how things are,eh?Tell me all about it.-*Pulls out a notebook and a pen*
Don't hold it against me if any of this ends up on fanfiction.net,kay?

Nobody is there

 

[Melkor]

Well.... I've thought about it...and I think theres someon else... He's always leaving me, and I sit and cry over things he's written or cuddle his clothing.. Then only yesterday, when we were um...doing stuff, he called me Jovana, and I got real confused and he just laughed and said to talk less and make other noises instead...

 

[Fedayeen]

*nobody whispers into melk's ear* if you kill fukyo all your problems will go away

 

[Fukyo]

Well.... I've thought about it...and I think theres someon else... He's always leaving me, and I sit and cry over things he's written or cuddle his clothing.. Then only yesterday, when we were um...doing stuff, he called me Jovana, and I got real confused and he just laughed and said to talk less and make other noises instead...

Hrmm...I see...Well...Erm...It's best to move on.

 

[Melkor]

-wipes a tear on Fukyo's nice red curtains-


yes...

yes..

you're quite right.

I must learn to forget!

I shall go back to loving women!

It's much simplier.

Thank you Fukyo.


-sticks his 3D glasses back on and taking the tray of biscuits, leaves by the fornt door-

 

[Cegorach]

*Cow sneaks out from behind the red curtains wearing nothing*

Well that was a close one!

 

[Fukyo]

OMG!

How did you get here?!
And put on some clothes goddammit before someone sees you!

 

[Cegorach]

I just wanted to hump... I mean... hug.
Why... is there something wrong with breaking in and stealing your underwear?!

 

[Fukyo]

Yes there is!

I will give you a hug,when you put on some clothes though...

 

[Cegorach]

Well I don't have any clothes... other than your underwear... Hmmmmm...

Did I ever mention that I'm a "Feeling" type too?

 

[Fukyo]

Why did you have to take my favorites?The ones with Hello Kitty prints on them?!

 

[Cegorach]

Because your G-strings weren't very comfortable...?
Do I get my "hug" now?

 

[Fukyo]

Uhm...I'm sure Melly would be more than happy to "hug" you...

 

[Cegorach]

Reasons Why Fukyo Will "Hug" Cow:

#1. YOU PROMISED!!!

#2. Don't you wanna see the look on Muffins face when he walks in and we're "hugging"???

#3. I'm Horny.

 

[Fukyo]

Well Cow,I lie.
(and I never promised anything )

I can hug you,but not "hug" you,y'know?

 

[Cegorach]

Yeah well, usually when I tell people that they promised me something they just assume I know what I'm talking about.

I'll settle for a hug and a bit of groping, but if we're gonna have to hold the position until Muffin comes back... we might as well be "productive"...

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo gives Cow a strange look and leaves to watch TV until Melly comes back*

 

[Cegorach]

Porn?

 

[Fukyo]

Eww,no.

 

[Cegorach]

Hmmm, Hentai?

 

[Fukyo]

I'm going through what my cameras recorded in your house.