...you create an account just for this.
I have some good ones:
In school:
In the phase before an exam when everyone else panics you and your best buddy threw with pens and made really bad jokes and couldn't stop laughing while everyone else had a book in their face and tried to last-minute study.
You don't understand the concept of trying to appeal to an adult who obviously knows less than you.
You didn't know the answers to the easiest questions in every exam, but you were the only who could answer the most difficult ones. (You actually take pride in not knowing the easy ones)
You didn't chose your classes by your interests, but by the likelyhood of passing without studying at all.
You were the first to finish a difficult task in class and the teacher wanted you to explain it in front of the class and you saw it as a punishment.
You stopped doing homework in 3rd class.
The teachers just accepted that you are always late.
"Religious class" is just another expression for "endless discussion with stupid shithead"
You questioned why girls have more time to finish a 100m sprint than guys but stupid people didn't get easier tasks in math.
You always sat in the last row but after 10 minutes you had to sit in the front row.
(For foreign speakers) You didn't learn any english in class, you translated yu-gi-oh/magic cards in 3rd grade, played pc games in english and generally spent all your free time reading english wikipedia articles because they are better than those in your language.
You started smoking/drinking way to early but it didn't influence your grades whatsoever.
You didn't know most of the names of the people sitting in the same room as you.
You didn't know the names of the characters in your english book.
Most of the guys you hung out with were stupid, but atleast they weren't boring.
You hacked yourself into having administration rights on your school pc's.
Teachers interpreted your sarcasm as stupidity.
You actually tried to leave the room when the teacher said "You can go if you're not interested".
When your parents asked you about your latest exam you had already lost it.
When you got your school report you forgot it in school.
You never had a timetable and you just followed the other guys to know where your next class is.
You played pokemon on your calculator.
You looked for 30min straight out of the window without moving or listening at all.
You build various construction (including catapults) with borrowed pens because you broke every pen your mom ever bought you before losing it.
You underlined without using a ruler.
Nobody but yourself could read your handwriting, but you could read every handwriting imaginable.
You did take notes, but you didn't take notes about anything the teacher said (except it was wrong or stupid).
You never read a book you had to read in school.
When you had 4 hours to write an essay you wrote exactly 1 1/2 sites.
You fell of your chair regularly.
Outside of school:
You almost died atleast 10 times but you didn't realize until a couple days after it happened.
You drive like a complete maniac.
(outside of usa where you only have petrol afaik
) you put the wrong fuel in your car atleast once.
After heavy drinking you walk 2 hours home without exactly knowing where you are, because ... I don't really know why.
You don't dance.
When you enter your car you sit there for 20 minutes thinking about stuff.
You will never bother buying a new car as long as yours is still moving.
You question the arrangement of stuff in the supermarket.
You don't ask for directions.
You purposely drive into nowhere.
cats > dogs
You know a couple of phrases in 10 different languages.
You sometimes notice new stuff in your home eventhough it was there for 20 years and you lived there for 20 years.
You dont know the current date and you dont know what day it is.
90% of your stuff doesn't serve any purpose.
You have one pair of shoes 2 jeans and 500 t-shirts nobody else would want to wear in public.
Your day isn't 24 hours long, it varies between 70 and 2.
You enjoy exploiting the rules of games more than actually playing them.
You lie down in the shower.
Shitting involves 2 hours of doing nothing.
By the age of 20 you have visited the hospital 245 times because you constantly fall, walk into things or use the force to make heavy stuff fall on you.
You occasionally don't leave your room for 2 weeks.
You don't answer calls: You look at the phone and wait for it to stop ringing.
You love burning things.
You weren't aware that you could feel sad for the first 15 years of your life.
You actually have fun posting an endless list about things nobody should care about.
