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Worst Music Ever

WeAreTheStrange

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That original video has few redeeming qualities. At least there not trying to hawk something. Corporate bastards.
 

Anthile

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snafupants said:
That original video has few redeeming qualities. At least there not trying to hawk something. Corporate bastards.
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You mean my first video in the opening post?
It took the worst parts of two genres and meshed them together. There have been much attempts at doing this and you can do this kind of music while sounding awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wjig7xXIlI&feature=related

^this is actually good and creative music
 

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Cavallier said:
ICP has become a Contemporary Christian rock band?

:storks:

YouTube- Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

"How the fuck do magnets work?" :mad:

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kantor1003 said:
haha, awesome thread! what a shock that most of these videos are from japan.

Here is more goodness!

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She's good at bass if only she would do a decent song

OP, that has got to be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Mixing metalcore, rap, and electronic music? Really? That shouldn't even be possible.

The worst music is probably upbeat, poppy electronic music. Oh my God, kill me now...
 

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Cognisant said:
I'm not sure what to make of this.
YouTube- ã€åˆéŸ³ãƒŸã‚¯ãƒ»3DPV】machine muzik　（若干高画質）
And that was a battery change btw.
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I love creepy robots and this weird electro-music(techno? I'm not good with genres). I have this song on my mp3 player. It's oddly calming to me.

I have to agree with BrokeNCYDE being the worst. Ugh, their "music" gives me a headache. >_<

You want a horrible cover? She doesn't even know all the words! Why must this girl ruin such an awesome song?

YouTube- Avril Lavigne - Chop Suey (System of a Down Cover)
 

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Ok most of these were pretty horrible, but I have to say that I really like lady gaga, and Tik Tok, and a couple of Manilow's songs are really good, particularly mandy. The clown dudes were also hilarious, i love those guys.
Anyway, bad music for me is anything cheezy, or if it lacks a beat, or there are way too many sounds going on at the same time, or if the sounds are very harsh - that can be anything from a bold saxophone to screaming.
 

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I just watched it again.
 

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Apparently, I'm supposed to find it funny. It was sent to me as a joke. The first time. Subsequent links and references were just some form of sadism. There's something about it. It makes my brain feel like it's turning to goo.
 

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I'm not sure whey I never thought of this when this thread was first active, but Diamanda Galas, although more musically respectable than most of what has been posted in this thread, is just outright unlistenable to me.

I can't find her worst stuff on YouTube, so here's one of her better songs. Turn up the volume and enjoy.

YouTube - Diamanda Galas - Swing Low Sweet Chariot
 

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>have no idea who that is
>google it
>see myspace page
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It really bothers me that her list goes
from random to alphabetically.
 

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It's really not that bad, until he opens his mouth.
 

Puffy

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I thought it was brilliant.

That King Crimson cover though. Why, Anthile, why?
 

DarkGreen

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It gives me a headache from the repetitions. I ALREADY KNOW SHE 'WHIPS MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH' 15 seconds into the song. I do not need the continual affirmation of that statement.
YouTube - Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
 

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I dont have a video or anything...
But i fucking HATE ZZ top. Its pure bullshit, mixed in with weak, uncreatve ideas of masculinity.

Basically, their sound is just as bad as their lyrics. And it makes me SICK everytime i hear, "sharp dressed man" or that stupid doctor song on the radio.
 

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I saw ZZ Top at a festival once, and yeah, it was pretty shocking. Goldie looking bling guitars and everything.
 

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Do it. Do it. Do it.
 

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Mary said:
Same. I liked it a lot, actually.
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It made me giggle. (I LOVE calming harps, how is that awful music? Okay, the rest might've been a bit messy, but it's not nearly as bad as some serious music.)
 

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Dimensional Transition said:
It made me giggle. (I LOVE calming harps, how is that awful music? Okay, the rest might've been a bit messy, but it's not nearly as bad as some serious music.)
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Ja, I've heard much, much worse.

I think trying to be bad almost defeats the purpose.. Being truly horrendous has to happen naturally.
xD
 
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