Who will be the new Architect?

[Cherry Cola]

Who's going to answer questions now? We need to sort this out before the forum collapses. Let's nominate people. In order to get this done quickly let's make it so that if you don't accept your nomination you are permabanned.

I nominate Jennywocky.

 

[Brontosaurie]

cheese

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

this is very insensitive
some of us are still grieving for that which we've lost

 

[cheese]

You're not gonna get me permabanned with a one word post bronto!

I know what you're trying to do, dirty little shits.

 

[Jennywocky]

Bastards.

... I'll answer every question, and I'll answer it with panache!!!!
Wait, didn't I do this before once? As a joke?

EDIT:
http://intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=15462
The joke only made it 45 posts.
But Architect made the last post in my thread!
It's a weird kind of closure!
Or sign from the heavens!

Now for confirmation I just need to find a piece of toast that looks like him.

 

[Jennywocky]

this is very insensitive
some of us are still grieving for that which we've lost

Too soon? Here, have an airline joke instead: "I wanted to fly United today, but they scheduled a layover at the Two Towers."



... maybe the advice thread would be better.

 

[cheese]

Oh Jenny!

Also, how was I never aware of that thread?! It's brilliant!

Substitute yodeler.

 

[Architect]

Accept no substitutes

 

[Jennywocky]

^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrCEhRNgGHY

 

[Grayman]

We basically devalued architect by deeming him replaceable.

 

[cheese]

Oohooh:

Grayman!

paradoxparadigm!

nanook!

 

[TheManBeyond]

i nominate myself

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

Give me 15 more years and some discouragement..

 

[Architect]

We basically devalued architect by deeming him replaceable.

We're all replaceable cogs, I'm OK with that

 

[Cherry Cola]

Accept no substitutes

Shutup old man, your golden days are over now.

 

[Grayman]

We're all replaceable cogs, I'm OK with that

The function of a cog is easily replicated in a controlled enviroment.

You are not just a function. You are a unique individual with experiences no other individual will have that have shaped you to into being something that is entirely unique.

 

[Architect]

Shutup old man, your golden days are over now.

I will when you get off my lawn

The function of a cog is easily replicated in a controlled enviroment.

You are not just a function. You are a unique individual with experiences no other individual will have that have shaped you to into being something that is entirely unique.

So said the snowflake. Uniqueness is a cheap commodity, differentiation is harder to come by, at least the useful kind. You can bark like a dog instead of talking and will be both unique and differentiated.

 

[Jennywocky]

Yeah, essential uniqueness doesn't always mean a ton.

[bimgx=300]http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wpid-i-dont-always-bark-at-night-dog.jpg[/bimgx]

 

[Architect]

Yeah, essential uniqueness doesn't always mean a ton.

We have a neighbor with a dog who barks from 7-8 like clockwork, you could set your time by it. I'm so impressed I haven't even gone over there to yell at him.

 

[Cognisant]

We're all replaceable cogs, I'm OK with that

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xk

 

[Absurdity]

I nominate Kuu because he's an actual architect and everyone loves/fears him

 

[Grayman]

Gold is valuable because it is rare and wanted. It is obvious you are wanted unlike the doge, so why is this even debatable?

 

[Analyzer]

Gold is valuable because it is rare and wanted. It is obvious you are wanted unlike the doge, so why is this even debatable?

Subjectivity in conduct has brought negative results. Maybe this normal - what is Man?

"Cleverness, sagacity and mechanics is all that really matters...culture is relative but we can determine 'natural laws' which then constitutes as useful knowledge. Look at the stick I used to pick up the fruit!", said the anthropoid.

 

[Architect]

Gold is valuable because it is rare and wanted. It is obvious you are wanted unlike the doge, so why is this even debatable?

Well you folks will have to decide. Meanwhile I'm retiring to a South Pacific island where I can sit on the beach with an umbrella in my drink. I'll keep in touch, promise.

 

[paradoxparadigm7]

Well you folks will have to decide. Meanwhile I'm retiring to a South Pacific island where I can sit on the beach with an umbrella in my drink. I'll keep in touch, promise.

Green smoothie with a few shots.

 

[OrLevitate]

Communication is all the world needs. Peace and love will come with understanding. As for the possible madness of utopia, maybe existence isn't human-centric, maybe omniscient history will look back at us as the dodo.

 

[NormannTheDoorman]

I'll take his mantle.

 

[Architect]

I'll take his mantle.

One does not take it, one is anointed with blessed sperm oil upon the forehead.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

There should be a nomination process.

 

[Architect]

There should be a nomination process.

It's also a process of osmotic transition, not democracy

 

[Cognisant]

It should be a rigged nomination process.

Like every other nomination process since forever.

 

[Jennywocky]

*thinking of possibilities*

Wait, did THD get banned?

 

[Absurdity]

*thinking of possibilities*

Wait, did THD get banned?

No. Think he just got bored.

 

[Red myst]

BAP would have been all over this!

 

[Jennywocky]

Maybe we can bring him up back just for this, in a "ONE THREAD APPEARANCE ONLY"!

 

[Red myst]

Maybe we can bring him up back just for this, in a "ONE THREAD APPEARANCE ONLY"!

It would seem very appropriate.

 

[Architect]

It would seem very appropriate.

I got the feeling BAP was a mite jealous that Ask BAP didn't get as much attention. Necro, anyone?

 

[Jennywocky]

...Oh dear.

"Who Will Be the New BAP?"

 

[Grayman]

...Oh dear.

"Who Will Be the New BAP?"

Probably someone residing outside of this particular clique.

 

[Pyropyro]

Probably someone residing outside of this particular clique.

We have a clique?

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

this thread is unclean.

 

[Coolydudey]

I. Am your father.

 

[Architect]

...Oh dear.

"Who Will Be the New BAP?"

I could write a BAP-BOT easily enough. Somebody already wrote a list.

loop() {
     insert(BAPism)
}

 

[OrLevitate]

Hi architect

 

[Latte]

Ninjasurfer, obviously.

 

[Jennywocky]

I could write a BAP-BOT easily enough. Somebody already wrote a list.

loop() {
     insert(BAPism)
}

Well, if BAPism is now part of the lexicon, would a BAP supporter be labeled a BAPtist?

 

[Grayman]

We have a clique?

All social creatures have a clique.

 

[Pyropyro]

There should be a nomination process.

I propose a trial by combat type of nomination

 

[Jennywocky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM

 

[loosechange]

Gom is obviously a mouth-breather with a nice set of gums. Why didn't he bite him on the neck?