Where has everybody gone?

[Melkor]

Awoogawoogawooga? o-o

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Awoogawoogawooga? o-o

I volunteer to oversee this event.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I want to cut that fat guys belly open and watch his insides spill out. It seems a fair amount will pour to his feet.

Oh, and ahhhh, those pepz man, where you be at? *shifty eyes*

 

[Melkor]

Tut tut.

Amateurish at best.

Quite clearly the most satisfactory series of events would be to hook that chain mail costume up to some sort of cranking device and twist until his entrails squeeze through the all those fiddly little holes. ^_^

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

*shifty eyes*

^_^

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=casA8sX6u80

 

[TheScornedReflex]

That could work, sure. But you want him to be alive for as long as possible. Don't you want to stare into his panicked eyes as his vitals lay about him on the ground knowing his pain and terror is bringing pleasure to some. Eyes pleading for help. But I see he really wants this experience. This thrill. It shows how much of life he has missed out on, revealing to him how worthless his life has been. Bringing into clarity all the things he could of done better. All the things he should have done...

Is anyone else as... excited as I am right now? I should probably return to the inner sanctum. I don't want to scare off potential playthings members.