when snowqueen met eudemonia

[Latro]

I feel like this should be a story on The Onion. Area INTP meets other Area INTP, cuteness ensues.

Not exactly satirical of anything, is it?

 

[eudemonia]

* Begins spreading little Nia treats on the ground to draw her out of her hole *

Oh, and I think AI is covered in his own slime, the blind hairy palmed freak.

Are you implying that INTP slime encourages hair growth....now I've got this idea....How much slime can you both produce in one day? AI can probably produce more slime than you as he's younger . Anyway, you give me the slime and I can sell it as fast as you can produce it. Can any INTP produce this kind of slime?

Hi IB - what's that mop on your head?

Oh, and what's that lovely shiny thing down there on the floor?
*picks up Nia treat*

 

[NoID10ts]

Are you implying that INTP slime encourages hair growth....now I've got this idea....How much slime can you both produce in one day? AI can probably produce more slime than you as he's younger . Anyway, you give me the slime and I can sell it as fast as you can produce it. Can any INTP produce this kind of slime?

Hi IB - what's that mop on your head?

Oh, and what's that lovely shiny thing down there on the floor?
*picks up Nia treat*

Don't mistake quantity for quality.

And yes, I suppose any INTP can produce slime. But to collect it, for some INTP's it's a shooting affair and for others it's more of a scraping, but it all works just the same. (In my mind this makes sense. What's that say about my mind? If you understand it, what's that say about yours? )

<------ This guy has been slimed.


And don't eat too many of those treats, Nia. You'll spoil your supper.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i'm shooting blanks... whenever i stroke my INTPness, it just blows a lot of hot air.

 

[Anthile]

Do you have footage of that?

 

[Agent Intellect]

no, but this is how i do it.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I too shoot blanks but I'm protected so....

Aren't you glad you're here for this Nia?

 

[eudemonia]

I feel sort of responsible. It was me who mentioned the slime. I should have known better - oh God, there's no excuse I got sucked into this (see there I go again )

I guess I'll leave you guys to it. I can never keep up in these INTPness contests.

Sorry Snowqueen - I thought I had been cured

 

[Ulysses]

you've gotta try this, it's well juicy

 

[EloquentBohemian]

It never fails.
Just when you least expect it...

...up pops Cap'n Pness.

 

[Decaf]

That's right.....into this bucket here. Nice bucket, nice blue bucket.....

*slams lid on bucket*

At last, my very own Noddy to play with A bit slimy though A bit like Hugh Grant

I'm such the sheltered INTP. I read that quote and immediately think to do this

Everyone else goes straight for the INTPness. Go figure.

*edit* someday I will start using photoshop instead of paint, but only once I stop getting a sick sense of joy out of using outdated technology (not craft supplies obviously. That would require me to get out of my chair)

*edit part duex* this is my impersonation of Nia making subtle use of her INTPness and the aftermath

 

[Wisp]

That's Hugh Grant after Noddy slimed him.

And,

@_@

Dear god, EB, please, stop the torment...

 

[EloquentBohemian]

And,

@_@

Dear god, EB, please, stop the torment...

ummmm....

let me think.....



nope.

*edit* someday I will start using photoshop instead of paint, but only once I stop getting a sick sense of joy out of using outdated technology

Try Inkscape and Gimp2. I use them all the time. Both are open source and free and there is not much that Adobe can do over these two.

 

[Ogion]

Haha, omg.

/me feels a wind of nostalgia running through this thread

Ogion

 

[EloquentBohemian]

/me feels a wind of nostalgia running through this thread

That could of been a Noddy fart.

Old. Musty... Like a sofa stored in the garage for years.
Kills small animals, crawling insects and aliens on contact.

 

[Ogion]

Really? Nice. Now how do i get some liters of that? To be able to quickly and efficiently kill insects around you is a nice thing!

Ogion

 

[eudemonia]

*edit part duex* this is my impersonation of Nia making subtle use of her INTPness and the aftermath

__________________

Decaf, after all this time, I never knew you cared

Haha, omg.

/me feels a wind of nostalgia running through this thread

Ogion

Now all we need to do is drag Cryptonia away from the IRC for a second and Fusion away from German Bier Keller's (in Minnesota). Leave it to me

That could of been a Noddy fart.

Old. Musty... Like a sofa stored in the garage for years.
Kills small animals, crawling insects and aliens on contact.

Noddy really is potentially a great source of revenue - his slime, his farts and his film-star looks, not to mention that sexy voice of his - we must exploit this massive resource in our midst Get him guys......

 

[snowqueen]

You carry on - I'm enjoying every minute of this reunion!! Especially as I had been worried that Nia would think I was rather silly at times.

So glad its not just me.

Of course I keep my Pness well hidden, I doubt anyone suspects me.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Really? Nice. Now how do i get some liters of that? To be able to quickly and efficiently kill insects around you is a nice thing!

Ogion

The collection process involves a Hazmat suit, a Scott air pack, barbeque tongs, an earth-mover, 14 Clydesdale horses and a large bowl of Spagetti-O's with extra onions and garlic.

And make sure your medical insurance is paid up.

 

[Ogion]

Uh, that seems to be a lot of work...
I mean, enough horses my parents would have (wel, not Clydesdales but Irish Tinkers ) but still, just to be able to kill some bugs....



Ogion

 

[NoID10ts]

This thread has become an assault on my dignity! I've never been anything but kind and sweet and gentle to all of you. Why such cruelty?

 

[eudemonia]

Dignity......NoID10ts? At last - an excuse to use the word 'oxymoron'

Oh and EB, we do have standards on this forum, you know -a bit of TMI methinks; that plus a soupcon of imagination and I am beginning to feel nauseous . Where's that gorgeous prose of yours?

 

[NoID10ts]

Dignity......NoID10ts? At last - an excuse to use the word 'oxymoron'

Oh and EB, we do have standards on this forum, you know -a bit of TMI methinks; that plus a soupcon of imagination and I am beginning to feel nauseous . Where's that gorgeous prose of yours?

Your right, of course. I have no dignity.

Would you have it any other way? Who else would you laugh at?


Oh, and the picture EB posted was me at my eleventh birthday party. I was a big child. Hopefully he won't post the home movies from later that night when I got hopped up on Kool-Aid, shed my inhibitions, and deflowered my own birthday cake.

 

[Ogion]

APPLE PIE

erm.

Right.

I think you have dignity, NoI. I can think of a lot of other people not having any, but i respect you.

Ogion

EDIT: btw, look at my sig!

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Oh and EB, we do have standards on this forum, you know -a bit of TMI methinks; that plus a soupcon of imagination and I am beginning to feel nauseous . Where's that gorgeous prose of yours?

To know the heights of sublime prose, at times one must dip into the banal and insipid.
Anyhow, considering your descent into the nauseous, my prose seems to have been effective.

Oh, and the picture EB posted was me at my eleventh birthday party. I was a big child. Hopefully he won't post the home movies from later that night when I got hopped up on Kool-Aid, shed my inhibitions, and deflowered my own birthday cake.

Can you spell the word 'extortion'?

Your right, of course. I have no dignity.

Would you have it any other way? Who else would you laugh at?

We laugh with you, Noddy, because you can laugh at yourself. Your depth of character alludes to your self-assurance as a person. Only someone who is authentically one's self can laugh at themselves.

I think you have dignity, NoI. I can think of a lot of other people not having any, but i respect you.

I second that respect, Noddy.

 

[saffyangelis]

APPLE PIE

Oh dear.... I think I got that reference...
....and if it's about the film I think it's about, I'd like to add that I was outvoted on watching it.

Also, Nia! You have to stay now! Or I'll duct tape you to a chair, and then who knows what could happen to you with this lot on the loose =P

 

[Ogion]

(Yea, i got 'convinced' to watch it too...)

Ogion

 

[Anthile]

I guess it's not a random coincidence that the topic in the IRC channel is "Welcome to Pen Island. Enjoy your stay."

 

[eudemonia]

To know the heights of sublime prose, at times one must dip into the banal and insipid.
Anyhow, considering your descent into the nauseous, my prose seems to have been effective.

Can you spell the word 'extortion'?


We laugh with you, Noddy, because you can laugh at yourself. Your depth of character alludes to your self-assurance as a person. Only someone who is authentically one's self can laugh at themselves.


I second that respect, Noddy.

Yuk

Does that mean I can't laugh at you? I can't exploit you for financial gain?

You want me to join in with this lot and stroke your ego Can't. Won't.

Saffy - there has been mention of duct tape before somewhere??? And, between you and me, if this lot were on the loose in a brewery they'd probably all sit down and have a cup of tea, exchanging pleasantries. Occasionally rousing themselves to compare the extent of their INTPness.

PS - thanks for your comments

 

[EloquentBohemian]

*whispers to Nia* (...luring Noddy into a false sense of security)

*...pours Nia a cup of Earl Grey with lemon*

 

[Latro]

*...pours Nia a cup of Earl Grey with lemon*

Dammit, now I want tea, but I don't have any...I might have to go to the store now...

 

[NoID10ts]

*whispers to Nia* (...luring Noddy into a false sense of security)

*...pours Nia a cup of Earl Grey with lemon*

NEVER!

I'VE GOT ONE EYE ON YOU ALL.

And the other on that cup of tea. Can I have a sip?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

...you can have a cup o' tea as well.

*pours Noddy cup of Earl Grey w/ lemon*

...bisquits with that?

 

[NoID10ts]

...you can have a cup o' tea as well.

*pours Noddy cup of Earl Grey w/ lemon*

...bisquits with that?

No. It will ruin my appetite. I'm having an early supper with the queen this night.

But thank you dear gentleman.

* Noddy turns and walks away to reveal that his pants are assless *

 

[Kidege]

I just wanted to say I'm glad you guys met. You even look alike, you know? Like cousins or something.

 

[saffyangelis]

I just wanted to say I'm glad you guys met. You even look alike, you know? Like cousins or something.

Kidege! You have to stay too. The duct tape threat still stands.

And the duct tape is just my way of ...persuading... people to post here more.... yes...'persuading'....

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Kidege has to stay anyway because Kidege has reached the 1000 post mark!

...and this means a party!

p.s. ...and happy birthday

* Noddy turns and walks away to reveal that his pants are assless *[/i]

Well, Noddy, you seem to have class.
...though it's all lower class.


...actually, come to think of it, considering the last display... you just may be an 'untouchable'.

 

[eudemonia]

I just wanted to say I'm glad you guys met. You even look alike, you know? Like cousins or something.

You know Kidege, have you not noticed that when you get, ahem, older, everyone starts to look alike? In fact if EB and I stood next to each other, you wouldn't be able to tell us apart. Except that I am slightly better looking than him on account of the pox he suffered as a young adult. That aside, we look identical. And Ches is beginning to look like us except he's a bit arse about face. That is, his arse looks like our face and his face looks like.....


Oh God, I'm sinking to the depths again....what is it about this place

Ps welcome back - and birthday felicitations!

 

[NoID10ts]

You know Kidege, have you not noticed that when you get, ahem, older, everyone starts to look alike? In fact if EB and I stood next to each other, you wouldn't be able to tell us apart. Except that I am slightly better looking than him on account of the pox he suffered as a young adult. That aside, we look identical. And Ches is beginning to look like us except he's a bit arse about face. That is, his arse looks like our face and his face looks like.....


Oh God, I'm sinking to the depths again....what is it about this place

Ps welcome back - and birthday felicitations!

What is this "Ches" of which you speak? Sounds like a venereal disease. I supect it not only looks like an ass, but is, in fact, an ass.

EDIT: I forgot to respond to Ogion. Actually I did respond but the forum crashed and the response was lost, I guess. Thanks, and nice sig, but you really must remove the part about lor. I share glory with no one.

 

[Ogion]

Ogion

 

[EloquentBohemian]

You know Kidege, have you not noticed that when you get, ahem, older, everyone starts to look alike? In fact if EB and I stood next to each other, you wouldn't be able to tell us apart. Except that I am slightly better looking than him on account of the pox he suffered as a young adult. That aside, we look identical.

Nia is definitely better looking, but I'm taller.
...and I've got the extra head.
...and that was a box I suffered from. A cardboard box. I lived in the basement of my parent's house in a cardboard box.

And Ches is beginning to look like us except he's a bit arse about face. That is, his arse looks like our face and his face looks like.....

...you may have to work on this one, my dear.

Oh God, I'm sinking to the depths again....what is it about this place

...just blame it on Noddy. It's my excuse.

...and Melkor.

 

[Ogion]

...and Fusion.


:P

 

[snowqueen]

I just wanted to say I'm glad you guys met. You even look alike, you know? Like cousins or something.

Kidege! welcome back!!

yes I thought we looked alike too - when we were arranging to meet I said nia would know me because I looked like her just with dark hair. My best friend thought we looked alike when I showed her the pictures. I wonder if there is an INTP facial type at all? I know that all the INTJ men I know look similar - like wizards - and often have varieties of goatee beard that accentuate the look.

 

[Anthile]

Socionics has a whole section about type and appearance. I don't find it very accurate.

And on the other hand, stupid stereotypes... *scratches his goatee*

 

[eudemonia]

You know I never noticed that before. We DO look like each other. I was distracted by the dark/light hair contrast but if you look at our faces they are similar in shape, eyes, nose and mouth. Wow, that is spooky

 

[Latro]

You know I never noticed that before. We DO look like each other. I was distracted by the dark/light hair contrast but if you look at our faces they are similar in shape, eyes, nose and mouth. Wow, that is spooky

Snowqueen's head/face is appreciably larger, though.

 

[Kidege]

I wonder if there is an INTP facial type at all?

I've noticed a few similarities with other forum members. If anything, there would be types. I'm betting we have the skinny guys with glasses and the gangly guys with glasses, and that most of us either have a gaze that scares the sh*t out of people when duly focused or look sleepy all the time.

/iddle speculation

 

[Ermine]

I think it isn't the facial features as much as it is the common expressions and mannerisms. Also, the personality behind a face changes the face a lot.

For example, my sister and I have very similar physical and facial features, but she looks more bubbly while I look more serious and somewhat absent minded. Why? Our personalities are different. She's ENFP and I'm INTP.