- Sleep in till latest 2pm. More likely I wake up at 8ish.
- Waste the entire morning and early afternoon watching comedy I've seen at least twice and up to 20x before, or reading bullshit internet crap, or researching whatever weird ailment my body's decided to throw at me. If it's exam period, force myself into learning the new accompaniment material, usually 4 hours later than I planned. Sing the student's part terribly off-key and loudly because it's funny and/or turn all the notes into melodic cussing.
- Keep the house in some semi-reasonable state. Open curtains, windows and doors for SUNLIGHT! and breeze. Use ironing as an excuse to watch whatever sub-par new crime show is out (Blacklist!

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- Head to work at 3, feeling bleak and grey. Silently alternate between cursing the raucous schoolkids all around me and cursing myself for being so curmudgeonly.
- Spend the next several hours sucking at kids and feeling like a blight upon the world. Facepalm like an elitist prick at least 5x during the day with zero control. Feel like I'm losing my mind and destroying lives in the process.
- Hunch up trying to protect myself from what feels like the painful assault of a 5 year-old's insatiable, undirectable, uncontrollable energy.
- Realise that nothing I do is worthwhile or makes any difference if a kid refuses to learn - all my effort can result in absolutely nothing to show for it. Watch helplessly as progress painstakingly built over months disappears in an hour. Feel my heart dissolve into bile; give up and stonewall the kid. Lesson continues in silence. Drag up the internal resources to try to get through again. Repeat hopeless-give-up--->try-harder process several times throughout the day. Stir in some angsty philosophising about the ethics of what I'm doing (getting paid by another adult to torture a kid against their will and taking it out on the kid when they don't perform even though we both know that makes zero sense). Eventually give up entirely and become a hollow, mute shell till the lesson ends.
- Realise what a terrible teacher I am for kids - cold, critical, analytical. Realise what a terrible parent I'll be, disappearing emotionally and unpredictably. Feel guilty over the damage I'm going to inflict on kids who don't even exist yet. Yell at some current kid trying to argue with me and say I've been teaching longer than they've been alive. Cue internal rising horror.
- Accompany some kid and actually make music for once. Find it both more interesting and more whoreish, like I'm being paid to parade my emotions. Feel dirty telling kids how to fake feelings by engineering the musical line correctly. Rehearse the expression in a phrase 10x so they can reliably manufacture the sounds of emotional authenticity.
- Throughout the day: randomly find myself unable to speak, substituting nonsense words without realising, hands unable to move or jerking, suddenly unable to read the score, fingers collapse, randomly unable to feel anything in the music, playing robotically and with zero understanding. Feel confused and lifeless. Music no longer makes emotional or mental sense and my body is unable to respond. I'm unable to improve the kid's performance and feel uninterested in doing so anyway. Their exam, their problem.
- Make random mistakes with scheduling, names, times - mistakes I can't believe I've made. Feel credibility with parents slipping away.
- Come home at night in the dark completely drained, terrified by my diminishing empathy and ability to feel anything, and beating myself up for being drained after so little work - work which should be inherently rewarding. If it's exam period, tell myself I have to work harder on the pieces, but instead:
- Walk through the door and collapse. Check forum despite hating it. Negotiate dinner. Shower at some point. SOUTHPARK or other TV show with SO (I'm being edjamacated).
- Sleep at reasonable hour because SO has a normal job. Congratulate myself for being Proper, even though it has nothing to do with me. Make plans for the next day being better. Occasionally follow through, relieved I'm still willing to try.