chilidog
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So, I wake up this morning, and retrieve the morning newspaper from the lawn outside (where else would a lawn be, duhh). I'm perusing through the ads, to see which grocery store I shall do my weekly shopping at, and I gasp in amazement, as I see....
CORN DOGS!
They weren't on sale. The store just had them. My thoughts turned to earlier times; of fairs and carnivals. Ya see, here in Costa Rica, some common American foods just don't exist. And corn dogs are one of them. True, one grocery store chain carries those nasty fake veggie corn dogs, but those don't count. Soybeans overly processed and shaped until they resemble a meat product, still does not make it a meat product, regardless of what vegetarians say.
Soooo, my wife and I leave the house (sans shower, because I had the belief that other Americans were going to go to the same store and buy up all the corndogs before me). We get to the store, and I rush to the frozen food section only to find ... there's no corn dogs! I probably felt the same way when I found out that Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny were just figments of my parent's imagination (the damn liars!). Talk about a major bum
Oh well, at least they were giving away samples of this cheap nasty vodka. After a few samples, it lessened the pain.
That's all, have a good evening.
CORN DOGS!
They weren't on sale. The store just had them. My thoughts turned to earlier times; of fairs and carnivals. Ya see, here in Costa Rica, some common American foods just don't exist. And corn dogs are one of them. True, one grocery store chain carries those nasty fake veggie corn dogs, but those don't count. Soybeans overly processed and shaped until they resemble a meat product, still does not make it a meat product, regardless of what vegetarians say.
Soooo, my wife and I leave the house (sans shower, because I had the belief that other Americans were going to go to the same store and buy up all the corndogs before me). We get to the store, and I rush to the frozen food section only to find ... there's no corn dogs! I probably felt the same way when I found out that Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny were just figments of my parent's imagination (the damn liars!). Talk about a major bum
Oh well, at least they were giving away samples of this cheap nasty vodka. After a few samples, it lessened the pain.
That's all, have a good evening.
I hope you choke on a corn dog, just a little bit, in your dreams tonight for this false alarm. Corn dogs, get the fuck out of here. Your day was disappointing because you were chasing corn dogs, not because you failed to prevail in your corn dog quest. 
