Virtual Christmas Gifts Thread.

[The Gopher]

Because, I felt like it. <3

Proxy: Engagement ring, picnic basket.
Cog: Shower gel, Soap, oil, toothbrush, bolts, spare parts...
Fill: Cake with cream cheese.
Luzi: Lil debbie christmas cake.
Direwolf: More dragons.
Fukyo: A fool proof posting disclamer.
Xbox: A house fishtank with turtles and sea lions out the windows.
Grayskies: Absurdity.
Absurdity: Grayskies.
Munkey: Bacon.
Melkor: IRA membership.
Kuu: -CENSORED-
TheScornedReflex: Tickets to magic kingdom disneyland.. (and a knife)
Puffy: Pshht I don't need anything. <_<
Cheese: A new home made out of lego.
Cavallier: Even more dragons?
Oedipus: Year supply of Pizza.
Starfishtea: *the blessing that everything bought will be high quality*
Lot: A dress.
Dormouse: A years supply of gummy bears.
Cheeseumpuffs: Some cheese excuse me puffs.
Hadoblado: Home made 167 song album of christmas music.
Sosekopp: His very own album, of 167 hit songs.
Minuend: Absurdity's Male Nudity calendar 2015 edition. (and money)
Latte: Tea.
Oreo: Lie detector, dark glasses and suit.
Blarararararan: A simpler name. Oh and a perfect camera.
CherryCola: Anti-Cop apparel.
Bronti: Green dancing elephant.
Redbaron: Baseball bat, snowman and a A Patriarchy in a Pear Tree.
Jennywocky: A baseball bat with Rb's name on it.
PNB: Space Channel 5

Apologize in advance for forgetting anyone.

 

[The Gopher]

From Dormouse:


FOR GOPH: A NETWORK OF TUNNELS
FOR OREO: A SECRET MAP THAT LEADS TO A SECRET MAP THAT LEADS TO A SECRET MAP THAT...
FOR GRAYSKIES: A RAINGLOBE
FOR LOT: A SMALL BOX OF INVISIBILITY POWDER
FOR PNB: A MAGLEV BOARD, WITH CAT GRAPHICS
FOR ABSURDITY: A BOOKSHELF THAT OPENS TO A HIDDEN PASSAGE
FOR MINUEND: A DRAGON EGG
FOR FUKYO: A HYPNOCLOAK OF +10 CHARISMA

FOR PUFFY: A SUMMONING FLUTE
FOR BLARRAUN: A STONE INSCRIBED WITH STRANGE RUNES

 

[Black Rose]

 

[Cognisant]

Animekitty: Catnip.
Gopher: Cotten "Hug Me" sweater.
Proxy: Leather jacket with spike studs, that aren't long enough to penetrate the sweater.
Melkor: Fairy-floss machine that produces green fairy-floss.
NoID10ts: Christianity filtering headphones and sunglasses.
Lor: Gardening tools and a car that runs on biofuel.
Jennywocky: Hand-painted Pathfinder figurines.
Redbaron: Pathfinder encyclopaedia on monsters, traps and diseases.
~~~: A telescope, a deckchair, 10,000 balloons and 10,000 litres of helium.
Kuu: A glow-in-the-dark cuttlefish plus tank, water, feed, etc.
Adaire: Everybody's launch codes, a videophone, a high backed leather chair and a white cat.

 

[Absurdity]

Everyone: Coal

 

[Cognisant]

Absurdity: Matches.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

 

[Minuend]

Oh yiss. I'm hanging/ putting the full size Absurdity's Male Nudity calendar 2015 edition right in front on my window. Finally some privacy from neighbors. I hope it's double sided

THE DRAGON EGG CAN SIT ON THE COUCH NEXT TO ME

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

*hoards the stone to his timeless vault*

Orlevi - answers that both satisfy and provoke
Lot & PNB - a portable laboratory with a dvd course
Salmoneus - conspiracy fallacy detector
Dor - a self-winding perpetuum mobile that is fun to watch

 

[Direwolf]

Gopher... You knew just what i wanted.

I give to you a cliff by the perfect river with an army of builders to make your own castle

Im afraid that i dont communicate with many other people on here so i ask that you forgive my lack of gift giving because i wouldnt know what to get... So ill just put christmas cat memes

 

[Fukyo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3d-BkxL-9I

 

[Absurdity]

Absurdity: Grayskies.

Is there a gift receipt?

 

[StevenM]

Gopher : A poncho
Lot : Beard comb
Dormouse: Dice with imaginary numbers
Grayman : Top-notch escort
Absurdity: Ruger No. 1 Varminter K1-V-BBZ Rifle
Peoplesuck: An orange jumpsuit
Orlevitate: Cookies
Fukyo: An inflatable dolphin
Cæilon: A vanilla cake
PerfectlyNormalBeast: Flamethrower
CherryCola: African Ceremonial Mask
Cheese: A tattoo
....

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

thanks goph,dor,blar and tmills - those gifts were awesome!!


absurdity - whiskey and armageddon

animekitty - universal love and a pony

architect - mixed wildflower seeds and some socks

blarraun - an uninhabited landmass

dormouse - gummy bear vodka and

gopher - dossiers on everyone and all the purple

grayskies - a date with ron and a set of spider-shaped cookie cutters

lot - a brain chemistry control chip and a set of cake forks

puffy - a sparkly nuke

redbaron - a life-sized nativity scene and a dagger

rook - a chequered lawn and 32 slaves

tmills27 - a set of kittens

 

[The Gopher]

Ahh now I remember I was going to give architect a new lawnmower.

 

[Pyropyro]

Cog: Baemax
Proxy: Grumpy cat Stuff toy
Archie: Electric Guitar
PNB: Catnip
Polaris: Southern Cross cross
Jenny: All 20-something INTPf guy's adoption papers
Absurdity: Mjolnir
Direwolf: Toothless
Orlevitate: Jace, the Mind Sculptor
Redbaron: Gopher plushie
Cherry Cola: Viking beard
Grayskies: barometer
Bronto: T-rex bean bag
Blarraun: Drizzt Do'Urden action figure
Gopher: Jojo's Bizzare Adventures: Vento Aureo manga
Lot: Free Parking Lot for one year
TMills27: 27 wind mills
Fukyo: Brain in a jar
Adaire: Adele Album
Minued: A subtrahend
Cheese: butterscotch
Rook: chinese checkers
Kuu: T-square
TheScornedReflex: Reflexology book
Animekitty: Nintendogs
Puffy: cheese puffs

 

[crippli]

TheHabitatDoctor - Fully equipped S&M dungeon

 

[Reluctantly]

I gave everyone a virus/trojan that keylogs their bank and credit card information. Thanks for the monies!

Oh, except Crippli. I gave Crippli a shock collar with a leash.

 

[Direwolf]

Ok after some thought:
Gopher aforementioned castle stuff
Pyro a baby sloth
Reluctantly virus protection
Architect (sorry for stealing your idea gopher) ride on lawnmower
Redbaron red lobster store
Perfectly normal beast a chaemera
Cherry cola a truck full of coke
Bronto a toy dinosaur
Blararun excalibur
Jennywocky a plush toy jabberwocky from the alice movie with johnny depp as the mad hatter
Cog viking helmet
Greyskies umbrella
Absurdity the 3rd season of breaking bad
Tmills the trademark for the number 27
Cavalier a horse and lance
The man beyond: if you want it your ex girlfriend back- saw you were heartbroken on the post photos of people you find attractive thread.

 

[StevenM]

Belated christmas presents:

Reluctantly: Summoned a dark japanese spirit that obediently follows your orders
Pyro: A Roomba 880 cleaning robot, A new TV PVR, and a set of pajamas.
Blarraun: An east-indian sitar and cool shades
Animekitty: A scarlet macaw, and a hall full of love
Jennywocky: A free trip to the reed flute cave in Guangxi, China, and a pogo stick

 

[QuickTwist]

Good, nothing I have to return.

 

[Jennywocky]

Good, nothing I have to return.

,,,, especially not after my plush jabberwocky EATS YOU.

BWA HA HA HA!!11

 

[QuickTwist]

Oo scary.

 

[Direwolf]

Wait thats actually a real thing?!?!
My god... What have i wrought upon the world.

 

[QuickTwist]

...And it has buttons.