Trolling on Omegle

[jameslikespie]

Hello all, I've recently found this interesting website known as Omegle. It's basically a website where you can anonymously chat with a random person, not very useful for good conversations. So I invite you all to troll Omegle, I have, and I want to show you all one of my recent chat logs. (Don't take anything I say seriously in the log).

Don't forget to post your own chat logs!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: sup
You: The planetary constellations.
Stranger: wat
You: You said what is up, I told you what is up.
You: Savvy?
You: Jesus, people these days.
Stranger: ohk..lol
Stranger: m/f
You: What does "ohk" mean, is this a new fucking language?
You: F.
Stranger: ohk...ok
You: Wanna raoleplay?
Stranger: wer are you from
You: Go fuck yourself.
Stranger: Ohhhhhh..stfu
You: No.
You: What is "stfu" seriously, bad grammar.
You: Learn to spell.
You: Seriously.
You: Seriously serious.
Stranger: its abbreviation
You: Seriously seriously serious.
You: No, it's an acronym.
You: HA!
You: Learn.
You: Disconnecting before you manageto type is fun.
Stranger: you know it why are you asking then
You: So I'll do it now,.
You: I didn't ask.
Stranger: how you know me
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wat is ur name
You: LOL, it took you a billion years to write "no".
You: Do you have no arms?
You: Are you using your tongue to type?
Stranger: hey I'm gud
You: What is "gud"?
Stranger: ur funny funny
You: "Ur"?
You: WTF is this nonsense.
Stranger: Ohhhhhh
Stranger: wat is wtf
You: You capitalized "O", that's a start.
You: It means your gay.
You: And it means you like waffles.
Stranger: I think ur a gay
You: You lied to me.
You: You ass.
You: You would be right.
Stranger: you lied dumbass
You: When did I lie?
You: You lied about waffles.
You: Seriously, waffles are something you don't lie about.
Stranger: no
You: Yes.
You: Maybe.
You: No one word answers.
Stranger: are you a gay seriously
You: I don't think it's "a gay".
You: LOL.
You: Seriously.
You: Learn some fucking grammar.
Stranger: a gay...means personally you
You: If it means me, then it means nothing.
You: How is it an insult if it means me?
You: Idiot.
You: You're me.
You: Wow.
Stranger: are you a grammer teacher
You: Lol, it's grammar not grammer dumbshit, you have bad grammar.
Stranger: its grammer
You: No. it's your mom.
You: Do you like BBQ sauce?
You: Why are you insulting me.
Stranger: stfu...
You: Thats really mean.
You: And there you go again with your new language.
Stranger: dumbass and a bloody shit
You: LOL.
You: Your shit is bloody?
Stranger: not you this app
You: You should get that checked out.
You: Seriously.
You: That could be a sign of pancreatic cancer.
Stranger: are you a science student
You: Lol, obviously, you learn science in secondary school AKA high school.
You: Seriously are you a hobo?
You: ANSWER ME
Stranger: Aka??
You: This relation ship won't work.
You: Aka means chicken nuggets.
You: Are you a racist towards chicken nuggets?
You: That's a hate crime.
Stranger: Hahahahaha
You: You sadistic bastard.
Stranger: you bitch stfu
You: "Stfu" again.
You: Where did you get that language?
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: Thats mean.
You: And nasty.
You: Your not a nice person.
You: Seriously.
Stranger: I'm a nice person
You: You dont deserve to live.
You: You bastard, insulting me.
Stranger: but ur irritating
You: Now i'm going to slit my wrists.
You: Everyone hates me.
You: You asshole.
You: Die in a fire/
You: Repeatedly.
Stranger: you donkeyass
You: I don't get it.
Stranger: ur dumb so you wil not get it
You: You want me to purchase your donkey ass?
You: I'm dumb? HAHA YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMRER THAYT MAKEWS ME SUPERIPR
Stranger: purchase haha its but
You: U PIECE OF SHIT
You: UR GRAMMER IS BAD
Stranger: as if ur grammer is aw
You: LOLOLOLOL FLYING HORSES FROM OUTERSPACE.
Stranger: asshole
You: Are you reffering to the rectum?
You: I don't like talking about anal things.
You: You racist prick.
You have disconnected.

 

[Dimensional Transition]

I really enjoyed reading that, thanks haha.

I'm too lazy to troll Omegle. All Omegle is used for is trolling and finding cybersex partners anyways.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Pure poetry...

 

[Zionoxis]

Challenge: Troll someone on the topic of trolling. It is a hobby of mine.

 

[GYX_Kid]

You beat me to it. I was gonna make a thread where people should post their Omegle chats and make sure they're at least 7/10 quality.

 

[Minuend]

Spoiler

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Hahaha, great stuff Minuend.

Is that actually you or one of those fake videochat-faces?

 

[Minuend]

It's from here

 

[Trebuchet]

I think you were talking to an AI.

 

[Puffy]

^ It does seem suspicious that he would stay in the conversation so long :S

Or maybe it was just a troll-off :P

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I remember the paedophile-baiting craze back several months ago(years?). I never understood Omeagle trolling, it seems like a waste of time.



P.S. Free DesertSmeagle

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

I remember the paedophile-baiting craze back several months ago(years?). I never understood Omeagle trolling, it seems like a waste of time.



P.S. Free DesertSmeagle

I don't know about that one. The broom lynch mob may come back.

 

[Chimera]

It's from here

I love that site. When I grow up, I want to be as cleverly anal as he is.
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[LoneTophat]

-scratches chin-
This is not productive.

 

[Minuend]

^ you should really do something about those fleas.

 

[LoneTophat]

Fleas prefer warm environments. I live in Maine, it is cold, and I have no scruff.

 

[Minuend]

So what chin are you talk..... D: Too much information !