Tranquil Banana

[Bird]

Whatever happened to him?

 

[Bird]

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME YOU REMEMBER HIM!?!?!1

 

[Bird]

Nevermind.

I'm just delusional.

 

[gruesomebrat]

Bird, you gave us a half-hour to respond and then gave up, saying your delusional... I'm not saying that I do remember him, but is it possible that someone who did might have come in and posted in, I don't know, an hour or so? Or was this just a way of getting to your 500th post?

 

[Bird]

No, he doesn't exist here.
But I really thought he did.
I've been searching name
change threads, bans, all
users.


He does not exist here.


No one is going to remember
him.

 

[gruesomebrat]

... in that case, I agree, you're delusional.

 

[snafupants]

Bird, you gave us a half-hour to respond and then gave up, saying your delusional... I'm not saying that I do remember him, but is it possible that someone who did might have come in and posted in, I don't know, an hour or so? Or was this just a way of getting to your 500th post?

Good call; she wanted that feather in her cap and she didn't want to wait for it. This was the worst pretense for an actual thread anyway.

 

[Bird]

Why the fuck would I need to start
a new thread in order to reach my
five hundredth post? If it were of any
concern to me I could have posted
anywhere.

 

[DarkGreen]

Maybe there was someone named Tranquil Banana who faded into oblivion. Maybe his user account got sucked into a wormhole that transported him into the future where he and Bird will congratulate each other on actually existing. There's all sorts of possibilities why pick the most mundane one?

 

[Cogwulf]

I knew a Wistful Cucumber once, do you think they're related?

 

[Dormouse]

We did have a bananaphallus and a Banana Mango. I do not recall either of them being exceptionally tranquil.

It's okay. None of the best people really exist.

 

[Reluctantly]

Hand Banana might know. You could ask him.

 

[Reluctantly]

Wait, nevermind. You're insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

 

[Jennywocky]

Actually there's a tranquilbanana trolling INTPcentral on and off right now.


Maybe that's your fruity guy?

 

[Stoic Beverage]

I certainly haven't seen any crazed bananas recently, so I suppose they would be considered tranquil.
I ate them, though.
~~
Given that my username kind of fits the pattern of adjective-edible, I'm sort of a distant relative to himherit. I'm feeling for a presence...
And I find none. Bird is delusional, but hey. If you've gotta dump delusional ravings somewhere, here is as good a place as any (except for possibly your local psychiatrist).

 

[Bird]

Actually there's a tranquilbanana trolling INTPcentral on and off right now.


Maybe that's your fruity guy?

Well that's most odd. I'm not a member
there nor do I lurk as a guest...

 

[Fukyo]

Don't let other people look into your browsing habits.