The Sarcastic Club

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Oh, an emoticon war! How mature and clever!

By the way, you lose. First comes venture (the Jonas brother looking freak), then comes I don't know who (probably one of you two's mutant children), then comes you (in the glasses) 4 eyes!

 

[cheese]

Oh hey, why not discriminate against asians with myopia? In fact, to further elevate your moral highground, maybe you could try upping the maturity stakes by rehashing uneducated, baseless insults from the 2nd grade. Yeah, and throw in a little self-contradiction for good measure.
Who's a clever boy eh? You are! You are!

Wait, did I just totally mock you by making your blatant fails even more fucking obvious? No. No way.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Oh yeah, let's use a stereotype to assume the one with black hair and glasses is an asian. Looks like Janet Reno to me (google her Aussie!). Any other group you want to lump together based on your deep insights into their nature? Maybe you can assume this guy is African American because it's playing basketball

Perhaps you can assume this one is on steroids

Or how about assuming this one is you?

<----------Yeah, so what if it's 2nd grade. That butt cheeks one is funny!

 

[Venture]

Oh, an emoticon war! How mature and clever!

By the way, you lose. First comes venture (the Jonas brother looking freak), then comes I don't know who (probably one of you two's mutant children), then comes you (in the glasses) 4 eyes!

Yo fool!

I ain't nothing like the Jonas Brothers, my avatar gots titties! And my head neva eva gets cut off.

Oh yeah!!!

Did you watch the VMA's the other night Inappropriate Behavior?
You must have!
Becasue someone so savvy about entertainment like you, would of course watch something like that.

And btw!

Did you see Kanye West and Taylor Swift OMG
What an ass Kanye West was, he totally ruined her speech, and that was a big moment for her, her first VMA award!

And she had the cutest video out of everyone!

 

[flow]

Yo Venture, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but this thread is for sarcasm and that post had the least bit of sarcasm of all time!

 

[Venture]

Yo Venture, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but this thread is for sarcasm and that post had the least bit of sarcasm of all time!

You are such an ASSHOLE that was all sarcasm, I did that sarcasm, not that wack ass Inappropriate Behavior.

It's such good sarcasm, I should be on an award thread or sum shit.

 

[echoplex]

Kanye West is not a douche. He seems like a really cool guy who is not the least bit narcissistic. And I love that freaky auto-tuney thing he does with his voice. I can only hope that is the future of music and a staple for years to come. It really lets the singer's talent show.

okay, I can't do this anymore. I...I just can't.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

And my head neva eva gets cut off.

Uh....looks like the top of your head in that avatar is cut off by that black bar you're always bitching about. By the way, I don't think you've bitched about it enough. What this forum needs is more of your whining about your crappy ass avatar. Seriously, no one here wants you to just get an avatar that actually fits. Not when it gives you an excuse to constantly cray like a damn baby which we all find so interesting and thought provoking.

 

[Venture]

Kanye West is not a douche. He seems like a really cool guy who is not the least bit narcissistic. And I love that freaky auto-tuney thing he does with his voice. I can only hope that is the future of music and a staple for years to come. It really lets the singer's talent show.

okay, I can't do this anymore. I...I just can't.

When Kanye West fucks wit my fantasy bitch, that's when shit happens

 

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

I give Kanye the most intelligent-non-douchebag of the year award

 

[Venture]

Uh....looks like the top of your head in that avatar is cut off by that black bar you're always bitching about. By the way, I don't think you've bitched about it enough. What this forum needs is more of your whining about your crappy ass avatar. Seriously, no one here wants you to just get an avatar that actually fits. Not when it gives you an excuse to constantly cray like a damn baby which we all find so interesting and thought provoking.

Listen here buttface, my avatar is the DARKEST one on this forum!

It's portrays Ambivalent Suicide.

It has such intellectual capacity that your brain cannot contain it.

And the head is not cut off, it's the place of the artists name.

And don't be dissin or I BE PISSIN IN YOUR FUCKING GOBLIN EARS!

I'm the reason that this thread is still alive!

What happened to NoID10ts hm?

Did his crazy mexican wife castrate him?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Oh don't for a minute think I don't appreciate all your efforts in keeping this thread alive. I so truly wanted this thread to last and last and not die off after a few posts. I'm surprised at your massive brain power. To come up with such a deep and meaningful avatar that is not a sorry piece of crap at the same time takes skill. Who painted it? Stevie Wonder?

Seriously though, is that what the black space is for? The 'artist' was ashamed of his work and thus blacked it out so no one would know it was he who destoyed a perfectly good piece of canvas and wasted all that paint? Maybe the suicide was brought about because the wench was married to the loser that blows all their earnings on such desecrations. Seriously again, someone took the time and effort to weave the fabric of that canvas and look at what the son of a bitch did to it! Maybe it was the dead skank who weaved it and then saw the other 'works' of the no talent kitsch maker and knew all her life's efforts were all in vain.

 

[Venture]

Oh don't for a minute think I don't appreciate all your efforts in keeping this thread alive. I so truly wanted this thread to last and last and not die off after a few posts. I'm surprised at your massive brain power. To come up with such a deep and meaningful avatar that is not a sorry piece of crap at the same time takes skill. Who painted it? Stevie Wonder?

Seriously though, is that what the black space is for? The 'artist' was ashamed of his work and thus blacked it out so no one would know it was he who destoyed a perfectly good piece of canvas and wasted all that paint? Maybe the suicide was brought about because the wench was married to the loser that blows all their earnings on such desecrations. Seriously again, someone took the time and effort to weave the fabric of that canvas and look at what the son of a bitch did to it! Maybe it was the dead skank who weaved it and then saw the other 'works' of the no talent kitsch maker and knew all her life's efforts were all in vain.

Alright, you know what?

You fat-fuck, try using your brain please, and stop embarrasing yourself.

Here here dipshit, you want this penis replica?

Gooooo GET IT!

Go on boy! Goooo get it!

Awww who's a qittle douche huh?

Who is a wittle queer huh?

Who is a big narrow minded son of a bitch huh?

And let me tell you something peckerwood: I'm done with this game alright?

This has turned into some game that isn't even sarcastic.

And you suck ass at insulting too, you try to insult, and fail and then leave no oppertunity for a counter-insult, and you don't even add on to the previous post!


VENTURE: OUT

 

[Fukyo]

VENTURE: OUT

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

and then leave no oppertunity for a counter-insult

You're right, it would take creativity to come up with a counter insult. What's an oppertunity? It's a good thing your spellcheck is doing such a good job! Otherwise you might embarrass yourself, and that is so not you.

 

[The Fury]

Alright, you know what?

You fat-fuck, try using your brain please, and stop embarrasing yourself.

Here here dipshit, you want this penis replica?

Gooooo GET IT!

Go on boy! Goooo get it!

Awww who's a qittle douche huh?

Who is a wittle queer huh?

Who is a big narrow minded son of a bitch huh?

And let me tell you something peckerwood: I'm done with this game alright?

This has turned into some game that isn't even sarcastic.

And you suck ass at insulting too, you try to insult, and fail and then leave no oppertunity for a counter-insult, and you don't even add on to the previous post!


VENTURE: OUT

I wonder why you spend so much time in a club devoted to sarcasm and created by IB when your main pet peeves seem to be sarcasm and IB.

It reminds of those boys who pull the pig tails of a girl they really like just to get attention.

 

[Death]

Alright, you know what?

You fat-fuck, try using your brain please, and stop embarrasing yourself.

Here here dipshit, you want this penis replica?

Gooooo GET IT!

Go on boy! Goooo get it!

Awww who's a qittle douche huh?

Who is a wittle queer huh?

Who is a big narrow minded son of a bitch huh?

And let me tell you something peckerwood: I'm done with this game alright?

This has turned into some game that isn't even sarcastic.

And you suck ass at insulting too, you try to insult, and fail and then leave no oppertunity for a counter-insult, and you don't even add on to the previous post!


VENTURE: OUT

Yo dawg,I'm really happy for you,and I'm gonna let you finish but IB has greatest sarcasm of all time.I'm just saying.

 

[cheese]

Oh yeah, let's use a stereotype to assume the one with black hair and glasses is an asian. Looks like Janet Reno to me (google her Aussie!). Any other group you want to lump together based on your deep insights into their nature? Maybe you can assume this guy is African American because it's playing basketball

Perhaps you can assume this one is on steroids

Or how about assuming this one is you?

<----------Yeah, so what if it's 2nd grade. That butt cheeks one is funny!

I'd like to lump you in a cannibal stew. Yeah, that's right, bitch.

Venture had the right idea all along. And now he's banned.

Goddammit, the good die young


How old are you again, IB? How much spring is left in your virtual chicken? Still throwing the weight from your sagging ass about on this gasping fish, this mottled liver, this toothy horse?

A sarcasm thread on intpeldercare. What a fucking joke.

 

[Oblivious]

Hate to say it, but I really gotta be with cheese on this one. I guess that's too bad IB, joke's on you like cheese's mum on a schoolboy.

http://www.intpforum.com/converse.php?u=655&u2=1442

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

You saying I got him banned?

me confused, must be old age.

 

[NoID10ts]

What happened to NoID10ts hm?

Did his crazy mexican wife castrate him?

[/SARCASM OFF]

I missed this when he posted it, but I'd just like to say, if he's still lurking, that he can go fuck himself. I'm glad he's gone and I know for a fact that this wasn't the only post of this nature from him. In at least one other case, Claverhouse took it upon himself to delete it, but not before I saw it.

Say what you want about me, but leave my wife out of it.

[/SARCASM ON]

Well this thread has been a spanking success of the highest magnitude.

 

[Oblivious]

You saying I got him banned?

me confused, must be old age.

/sarcasm off

If you were asking me, no it was sarcasm. Notice I subtly insult cheese there.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

/sarcasm off

If you were asking me, no it was sarcasm. Notice I subtly insult cheese there.

You actually think you're capable of subtlety?

 

[Anthile]

It looks like that a Sarcasm Cub was exactly what we needed!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

This thread is the one thread I am most truly proud to have created.

^^You decide if that's sarcasm

 

[JoeJoe]

OK, so here I come along after having been MIA a bit and see an new club, the sarcastic club. So, I enter and look at the first posts and think: "Wow, they are being SO sarcastic and so witty" As I look on the next page, along comes Venture, just insulting his way through the crowd, being oh so even more sarcastic, it's so obvious, that he means the opposite, that I think, we should rename this club to "Pink world of niceties". So Venture and IB are practically already humping each other in the street and I think: "They are so well fitting the definiton of sarcastic, which is: "a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule." (Damnit why has nobody ever explained correctly what sarcasm is? )

This sophisticated understanding [of irony] is lacking in some people with brain damage, dementia and autism

*peers to Venture and IB*

[Sarcasm OFF]
I always thought sarcasm means insulting somebody by saying something positive about him which is obviously ironic. All I see is Venture and IB insulting each other straightforward, which would mean they are being nice to each other, which would not be sarcasm, which would mean they are not necessarily being ironic...
Can someone please help me?
[Sarcasm ON]

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

[sarcasm off]

Venture deliberately decided not to be sarcastic. I was on/off on the sarcasm in reply.[sarcasm on]

All in good fun as you can plainly see. This truly is the greatest thread ever!

 

[JoeJoe]

Oh thank you so much IB for being so clear and forthcoming, all of your own motivation!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

It was my pleasure JoeJoe! Btw, have I told you how much I just looooove your duck? It's so funny! I imagine your presence here on this thread will elevate it's quality even higher than it already is. Bless you. Please, never leave this thread.

[sarcasm off]
*stab*
[sarcasm on]

 

[JoeJoe]

Oh, don't worry, I'll stay here as long as it takes to annoy the shit out of you. I hate it when people are hypocritical and full of shit. This club has absolutely everything I need....

 

[cheese]

[sarcasm off]
Yeah, the niceness was kinda depressing. Means you all hate each other. That's why I was careful to at least attempt nastiness, because you know how much I dig that swine IB (I just love that long trunk of yours).

On the other hand, sarcasm is usually used the way JoeJoe said - with the negativity underlying the falsely positive remarks, so I'm not too sure what to do,


[sarcasm on]

motherfuckers.

Yeah, the confusion's a real help in this place.






*edit
Edits are always sincere. (---> fact.)

I think perhaps it's best not to think about this as an Opposites Club. We needn't assume everything said is diametrically opposed to the true feelings of the speaker. That way we can be falsely sweet and still love it up with the same amount of zesty relish later.

Now everyone will deny their emotions.

 

[Fedayeen]

.....a sarcasm club.....awesome. (not being sarcastic yet)