The Random Thoughts Thread

[Bad Itch]

Well I plan to be sober I'm shitty company.

 

[Rixus]

Half a litre of vodka has transpired so far. We're brightening up and sniffing candles. I have my own set for her house - but I can't remember which ones are which.

What's everyone else up to on this hallowed night? I'm realising how hungry I am now. The lemonade will run out soon and we'll have to mix it with wine, I suppose. She don't wanna move onto the whiskey, like.

 

[Sinny91]

I'm half way through my wine.

Had 8 beers today, but I'm more sober than a priest.
(Those are often drunk in the Roman Catholic church)

This is family day to my friends, so no falling around drunk unfortunately, and no spirits.

Everyone else is quite drunk.

But it takes me two crates of beer, and a bottle of spirits.

Could have gone to another friends for stronger drink and drugs, but.. that would be rude, I had dinner here, and I have dinner tomorrow, would be rude to fuck off for the sesh.

Maybe tomorrow I'll source a bag of coke, and get me leg over someone, somewhere.

 

[Rixus]

I know that feeling - last week we.got to round 7 and everyone was mashed. Good god, I was just getting started. I was sober - just excusing my shitty weed resistance these days.

Looks like we're watching the EastEnders Christmas Special. But aside from Dots immortality, I don't think I've looked at it. I love Bestie, but I'm kinda bored tonight. Poor girl is deadbeat right now, though. How the hell she got this place clean is anyone's guess. ESTPs for you, though. She cannot stand mess. My house kills her lol.

 

[Rixus]

As for the legover - how on coke? Give me that shit, and I may think I'm indestructible but I have absolutely no desire to sleep with anyone. I don't think it would be possible.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

You'll need to get a life.

Also, the sun is bright so don't look at it.

 

[Rixus]

You'll need to get a life.

Also, the sun is bright so don't look at it.

Can't disagree, really.
But I must ask - there's a road near me that a lot of people are afraid to use. Because it's such an accident black spot. We're you born on the road? Because I can't imagine a more tragic accident than your birth.

 

[Bad Itch]

As for the legover - how on coke? Give me that shit, and I may think I'm indestructible but I have absolutely no desire to sleep with anyone. I don't think it would be possible.

Probably an allergic reaction.

 

[Rixus]

Probably an allergic reaction.

ROFL - you sent me on a serious paranoia last time with that. Haha. Nah - drugs produce unexpected results with me. I'm probably just a fucked up person.

 

[Bad Itch]

Yea, but I was serious.

 

[PmjPmj]

Still working here.

The bottle of whisky on my desk is looking ever more tempting.

 

[Bad Itch]

Still working here.

The bottle of whisky on my desk is looking ever more tempting.

That's the spirit.

 

[Sinny91]

Can't disagree, really.
But I must ask - there's a road near me that a lot of people are afraid to use. Because it's such an accident black spot. We're you born on the road? Because I can't imagine a more tragic accident than your birth.

Hahahahaa, good one.

I'm suddenly warming to you xD

 

[Rixus]

Yea, but I was serious.

Yeah, I'm allergic to weed. I just hadn't smoked it for 10 years and tried to keep up with my old self. Honestly, I take am a fucked up person. Is it any wonder, though? I mean, fuck, I'm not explaining that shit openly.

 

[Bad Itch]

Yea but I'm serious now too.

 

[Rixus]

Hahahahaa, good one.

I'm suddenly warming to you xD

Yeah, vodka makes me loosen up a bit.
Oh well, vodka down. Now we seem to be mixing it with bucks fizz.

 

[Sinny91]

On coke?

Coke's a good one for stamina... and it mostly agrees with men .

If it doesn't agree with you, then you're an exception to the rule.

Some amphetamines and MD are typically the male mood killers.

..God, I remember being pilled off it at my mates. She was with her boyfriend, and I mine.

Bout 8am they go to bed, n do what they do. Me and mine, left alone. We were both horny as fuck, - but he couldn't perform on the pills.

Jesus, did I fucking lay into him, simply out of frustration. Biggest. Domestic. Ever.

My mate was like "what is this about, how can we fix it?"

Well... when she found out, she was at a loss.

Lol.

My mate got raging hard on when he was on LSD.. he wanted us to do something about it.. but prior experience with sex and LSD was just fucking weird, so I passed up. Although annoyingly, because I've had a crush on him for ages.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I'm not sure how the transfer of heat and electricity relates to Bronto or myself.

But hey it's good that you're enjoying the fact that the forum now reads like a shitty twitter feed.

^

 

[Rixus]

(ignores that worthless pile of crap that is SconredRelflex)
I don't know, I was with Beastie at the time. I used to really like her. But now we're just besties, like. But we're discussing that night hahahahahaha!
Anyway, yeah.

 

[Minuend]

Apart from the threads we've been into, NOTHING ELSE has so much as moved on the board allllll day long.

I rest my case.

1. It's christmas
2. People have more difficulty posting when threads turn into chats. It becomes like interrupting a conversation. You see a post about something you'd reply to, but then there's 6 posts back and forth conversing and you think it's odd to interrupt the flow. You can see this in threads where people are having an argument for several posts and some guy posts an answer to the main topic. It's misplaced, even when appreciated. Sometimes it's funny how that one guy answers to the main topic in the middle of the fight. But as long as people are aware of that misplaced-ion, they will be less likely to post. They don't want to "interrupt"
3. Quality over quantity
4. If a few posts a lot, this will attract people similar to them. Whether that is a good thing depends on what you want the forum to be. But it will quickly alienate people who are not.

I'm not as active on the forums anymore, though, so I accept that if this is what the forum becomes, then that's ok. It's not the intpforum I knew or appreciated, but things change and so do people. Maybe intpf just isn't for me anymore in that regard.

5. A "general chat thread" would be a good thing for everyone I think

 

[Rixus]

We're comparing our naked bodies now. Now how she not have a stretch mark anywhere? After 3 kids, kind? WTF? I can stills see the muscular.

 

[Bad Itch]

Is this the random thoughts thread?

 

[Sinny91]

1) Fairly decent points
2) Stated too late
3) "Come on, there was a whole bunch of us" (exercising "free movement" and "free speech" ?!)
4) I still insist that the forum was, and still is.. dead without us.

..

5) Haters gone hate?

 

[Sinny91]

Is this the random thoughts thread?

Apparently not no more.

I've been in some epic thread closures, could this top them all ?!

Spoiler

Kidding, this forum is weak.

 

[Bad Itch]

RIP George Michael.

 

[Rixus]

God I love this girl.

 

[PmjPmj]

Then stick your dick in her instead of posting on here. If she's showing you her naked body, I think that's a signal...

Right, fuck off the lot of you.

/bed.

 

[Sinny91]

Let it never be said,... George Michael is dead (8)

Haha. Wondered when.

(Last Christmas (8) )

*Cue a thousand inappropriate jokes.

 

[Jennywocky]

RIP George Michael.

yeah like what the fuck

Wham is one of my high school bands.
If Hall & Oates go next, I will not be very happy.

GM and I are close enough in age too that we could ALMOST have gone to high school together. this is just freaky, at this point they don't know how he died other than that the police said it wasn't suspicious.

 

[Bad Itch]

yeah like what the fuck

Wham is one of my high school bands.
If Hall & Oates go next, I will not be very happy.

GM and I are close enough in age too that we could ALMOST have gone to high school together. this is just freaky, at this point they don't know how he died other than that the police said it wasn't suspicious.

Hall & Oates are still kicking? I kind of forgot.

Ima listen to some of that tonight when I gets home.

 

[Rixus]

Then stick your dick in her instead of posting on here. If she's showing you her naked body, I think that's a signal...

Right, fuck off the lot of you.

/bed.

Honestly, we're just friends.

 

[Starfishtea]

I'm hoping to get properly hammered, gotta take advantage of all that free alcohol.

 

[Creeping Death]

I'm wondering what starfish tea tastes like.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I have a pet rock. He sits in this chair all day.
His name is Rock.

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He was never the same after that summer...

Now he just sits in his rocking chair, all day and all night, just... rocking.

 

[Starfishtea]

He was never the same after that summer...

Now he just sits in his rocking chair, all day and all night, just... rocking.

 

[Bad Itch]

I think I am done working for the day? Is there still any xmas left? I'm like... not feeling leftovers but I would totes dig a coffee or eight.

 

[Creeping Death]

not feeling leftovers but I would totes dig a coffee or eight.

Brah, I'm totally double fisting 100% Columbian right nao

 

[Bad Itch]

I have the headache. I'm gonna need extra fistseses.

 

[Bad Itch]

So I'm cooling at my folks'. It's late (for them), and they are in bed sleeping.

I'm on the ground floor with headphones in...
...trying very hard to not whistle along with my music.

Normally I would be home by myself and nobody would be bothered by it.

 

[Creeping Death]

they are in bed sleeping.

Now's your chance. I can make up a good alibi for you.

 

[Bad Itch]

Now's your chance. I can make up a good alibi for you.

Right?!

 

[peoplesuck]

my friend has a kid and she is tough as nails, yet if i barley bump her she cries. i was wondering why that is. i have done something similar when i was little for attention. does that sound right?i think she just might want attention from a male.

 

[QuickTwist]

I got what I wanted for christmas: sweatpants and hoodies.

 

[Rixus]

I'm cold. My head hurts and I realised this settee was uncomfortable when I woke up. I need bacon.

 

[Creeping Death]

What's the difference between Andrew Jackson and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing natives.

 

[Bad Itch]

What's the difference between Andrew Jackson and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing natives.

It's funny because it's true . . .

 

[PmjPmj]

RIP gay dude wot sang and stuff.

 

[PmjPmj]

ROFL. Apparently he 'died peacefully' due to 'heart failure'.

Methinks someone snorted a tad too much snow this Christmas.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

i'd almost forgotten how appallingly bad his music was

oh well, at least he can't make any more now

 

[Bad Itch]

I want to cook something but as usual I need to make clean before I can go forward. While pondering this predicament I caught myself laughing out loud as I remembered buying paper plates.

Disposable stuff kicks ass.