#### Jennywocky

##### guud languager
I flick over to Itch, seeking moral support and get this!

Haha.. fuck you too, Itch
HAHAHAHA!

Yeah. You're screwed. Sorry. But hey, uh, merry xmas.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
We interrupt this broadcast with an emergency message:

##### Push to Start
I'm having pre-emptive xmas gastrointestinal abuse pain. This is real. I'm gonna eat all that stuff tomorrow and just die.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Right, well, it's 3am here, or will be very soon.

Kids will probably have us up a stupid o'clock.

I need more sleep in my life.

Night, Merry Christmas.

Sends yer mince pies my way.

##### Push to Start
L8r sk8r.

Mince pies: CHECK.

##### Push to Start
I'm at my folks'. I have negotiated to sleep on the sofa in the den. The kitchen is adjacent and a turkey is cooking in the oven. I wonder if you can get tryptophan by proximity... ima sleep awesome tonite!

##### Push to Start
Note to self: negotiate a longer sofa next time, Itch.

#### Creeping Death

##### Consigliere
There is so much snow I can't even.

##### Push to Start
There is so much snow I can't even.
I can.

Stand by.

I'm bringing FIRE.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
I was munching on Christmas dinner and wondered - what must the death toll be by now? How many pigs, cows, chickens, turkeys, fish and whatever else have I consumed entirely? It's probably quite a lot by now.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
My family are trying to contact me.. well, a portion is at least.

They can suck my dick.

##### Push to Start
That queue just keeps getting longer and longer.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
I take it you are not spending Christmas at home, then. How is Christmas?

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
And I may have fannied out last night; but I will be fully mojo'd and for tonight's escapades. Anyone else got some after Christmas partying on? I very much doubt my drinking partner will last very long tonight.

#### PmjPmj

##### Full of stars.
I'm going to need more drugs.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
That queue just keeps getting longer and longer.

I'm spending Christmas with my second family/friends.

I feel... dejected.

But I might cheer up when the beers are flowing after dinner. I'm sure I have a bottle of wine somewhere .. today my aim is to get into a drunken stupor.

Oh shit, I just remembered that I'm supposed to be somewhere tonight.

Hmm. Medium drunken stupor then, I'll play this by ear.

On Christmas day PMJ? Are the family with you?

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Lol no you don't. You feel empowered.
Every time my family get together there's always some drama, I skipped the party on Friday, my aunts and uncles are all 50 something but they go on like they're 12

I'd much rather be here playing with the kids new toys and singing along to the lion king

Like I said.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
Crazy. Family, eh? No drama at all here, this year. Quite a dull end to an interesting year.
Drunken stupor contest tonight?

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
What excuses do you use to leave a family gathering? Other than, "I'm really bored now. And I want to go and play with my new coffee machine."

People are weird. They've been accosting me with, "without the kids tomorrow you'll be all alone. Why don't you come with us to stand in the cold and watch a sporting event you have no interest in?" Hmm, "because I had a well thought out solid plan to not do that."

#### Jennywocky

##### guud languager
People. Can't live with them, but on occasion they are nice to have around.

I never got the sports games things. I probably went to more in high school band than I have ever gone to willingly as an adult.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
What excuses do you use to leave a family gathering? Other than, "I'm really bored now. And I want to go and play with my new coffee machine."

People are weird. They've been accosting me with, "without the kids tomorrow you'll be all alone. Why don't you come with us to stand in the cold and watch a sporting event you have no interest in?" Hmm, "because I had a well thought out solid plan to not do that."
I don't do excuses with the family.

I turn up unannounced, I leave unannounced.

And I stand people up unannounced.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
They just start fussing and be asking what's wrong and it's just easier to be polite.

And I had to get yet another round of, "ooh, what's going on with this friend of yours, then?" Oh dear. Yes, I am spending the night getting drunk with a girl. No, nothing intimate is going to occur and I am perfectly fine with that. We have been friends for 13 years and have never slept together. We're comfortable enough with each other we occasionally change our clothes in each others presence and think nothing of continuing to chat whilst taking a piss, and have before now crashed out next to each other in the same bed. And nothing will happen regardless of how shit faced we are together. Yes, this is entirely possible.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
People are used to it by now, the astute ones can predict me within days/hours... but mostly I surprise people.

Ah. I'm bored.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Ha, quote of the day; "Cry on my shoulder, I need your tears and vulnerability"

Aha, ahh .

***

I need chocolate cake.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
Ha, quote of the day; "Cry on my shoulder, I need your tears and vulnerability"

Aha, ahh .

***

I need chocolate cake.
Lol. I hope they weren't serious.
Should try this Millionaires Cake. I can't describe it; it's so lush. I'm going to explode, though, so I can't eat it.

I'm nicely home, now. The spy drone and robot dogs appear to be good presents. Hour's chill. Possibly shower. (Sniffs self) Definitely shower. Then back out for piss up.

##### Push to Start
Ha, quote of the day; "Cry on my shoulder, I need your tears and vulnerability"

Aha, ahh .

***

I need chocolate cake.
*cackle*

Hm. chocolate cake... yes. Yes you do.

#### PmjPmj

##### Full of stars.
I've spent my Christmas day learning shit for my job.

I think I'm doing it wrong.

##### Push to Start
I've spent my Christmas day learning shit for my job.

I think I'm doing it wrong.
No. You're doing it absolutely RIGHT. It's the "good fight" .

I am too.

I prefer this to "normal" people's xmas. I got shit to do.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Why is QuickTwist absent? Don't think I haven't noticed.

##### Push to Start
Why is QuickTwist absent? Don't think I haven't noticed.
Nicotine OD. Pay attention much!?

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
I noticed him log in and hover for a while before disappearing. It's not the first time - maybe he has plans for Xmas day.

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
How dare he?!

Now I need seconds of chocolate cake.

##### Push to Start
OMG u want some pork pies with that? Because if someone doesn't eat them they'll try to make me do it...

#### Sinny91

##### Push to Start
Did it go somewhere?

#### PmjPmj

##### Full of stars.
No. You're doing it absolutely RIGHT. It's the "good fight" .

I am too.

I prefer this to "normal" people's xmas. I got shit to do.
Oh, it's definitely preferable... I just feel a bit shady on the kids, is all.

Meh.

##### Push to Start
Ahhh, yea, I read you. How old are they (to avoid me going hunting). I bet they've already got over it. All that good xmas sedative.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
Hmm. I've agreed to go to a New Years Eve dinner with the XW's distant family who won't speak to her anymore so that the kids can see their cousins, which they don't get to these days. Which involves a couple of hours drive to the Midlands. Shouldn't in any way be uncomfortable .

#### PmjPmj

##### Full of stars.
Ahhh, yea, I read you. How old are they (to avoid me going hunting). I bet they've already got over it. All that good xmas sedative.
The eldest is almost three; the youngest is just nine months.

Also: I just realised I could have saved myself WEEKS of work had I more thoroughly read the course book I'm currently working from.

See, people think INTJs are brilliant masterminds.

Reality: derp. HERP. HURDUR.

##### Push to Start
The eldest is almost three; the youngest is just nine months.

Also: I just realised I could have saved myself WEEKS of work had I more thoroughly read the course book I'm currently working from.

See, people think INTJs are brilliant masterminds.

Reality: derp. HERP. HURDUR.
Oh yeah definitely over it already. You'll make it up next time.

#### TBerg

##### fallen angel who hasn't earned his wings
Being stoned at a family Christmas gathering is quite the experience, in mostly amazing ways.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Hmm. I've agreed to go to a New Years Eve dinner with the XW's distant family who won't speak to her anymore so that the kids can see their cousins, which they don't get to these days. Which involves a couple of hours drive to the Midlands. Shouldn't in any way be uncomfortable .

Midlands is my territory, fuck off!

Lol.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
Midlands is my territory, fuck off!

Lol.
Evesham. So far enough away to not threaten a visit lol. The Midlands is a big place.

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
The reviews said this car is sluggish up hills. But I was just doing a tonne uphill in 6th easy without flooring it. What were they expecting?

#### Sinny91

##### Banned
Shame, would have been cool to get you trollied and plaster your "head in toilet" pics all over the forum.

##### Push to Start
Are you intpf-ing and driving a vehicle?

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
Are you intpf-ing and driving a vehicle?
I waited until I had parked to post. I have some level of survival instinct. I never use a phone while driving. Unless you count SatNav, music and when it's connected to com and someone calls (which doesn't happen often.)

#### Rixus

##### I introverted think. Therefore, I am.
I hope you guys can keep me company later - my drinking partner for tonight went a little heavy last night and it doesn't look like this isn't gonna be a late one. And there I was bringing Whiskey, Vodka and tequila thinking there'd be 3 of us.