The Random Thoughts Thread

[Creeping Death]

I think you've had plenty of time to demonstrate some depth.. but evidently you're lacking.

Don't expect depth if you're not digging.

 

[QuickTwist]

Get "Thug Life" tattooed across your forehead

I think it would be better if Thug was on one side of the cheek and life was on the other.

 

[QuickTwist]

Aren't you bored of your own rhetoric?
Bitches, drugs , thugs, got a new story? Coz yow borin me.

I think you've had plenty of time to demonstrate some depth.. but evidently you're lacking.

YAWN, the phrase for people like you in the real world is WASTE MAN.

As for your tattoo, you hardly have a way with words.

You might as well just tatt: "Don't do drugs kids!"

Want to control your environment? You can barely control yourself.

Damn, that be like a 4th degree BURN!

 

[Creeping Death]

Damn, that be like a 4th degree BURN!

More liek 4th degree butthurt

 

[Sinny91]

Spoiler

I was a bit busy.. but in actual fact I've spent the whole time wondering who the fuck he is.

I briefly recall his name.. but..

If I had a quid for every one I've forgotten, I wouldn't need a job.

 

[QuickTwist]

I feel like I also know that name, weird.

 

[Minute Squirrel]

I just finished reading Going Rogue : Report on The Incident of the 31st of January. It was pretty interesting. It was like reading some ancient long forgotten history from a time where there were powerful malevolent beings who inhabited the forum. Honestly, someone took over the whole damn thing and almost destroyed it. That's some impressive shit. Also Face seems like pretty fun person. The way most people rushed to defend Jesin kinda made me wish he actually did it and was just secretly crazy, able to pull the wool over everyone's eyes.

I liked all the drama that was in it too, very amusing. Great read. 10/10 would recommend.

 

[Rixus]

Whoever it is doesn't seem to have much regard for double texting rules.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

How do you know Ashley is a man?

 

[Creeping Death]

How do you know Ashley is a man?

Only a man could be that desperate.

 

[Rixus]

Only a man could be that desperate.

Agreed. Plus going for a drink x, sounds like a date to me. But I didn't use any form of pronoun at all then.

Personally, I'd have given up and assumed disinterest after the first message due to no reply. Does persistence really pay off, or does this just look as pitiful as I think it does?

 

[Creeping Death]

Does persistence really pay off

You wouldn't think so, but why hasn't she blocked him or told him to fuck off yet?

 

[Minute Squirrel]

You wouldn't think so, but why hasn't she blocked him or told him to fuck off yet?

Entertainment and/or laziness? I am of course speculating, but if I'm right I would hardly call that 'paying of'.

 

[Rixus]

I see this behaviour quite frequently. I can't work out if this is what Normals just do, or if this is just another case of, "and there I was thinking I was weird."

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Only a man could be that desperate.

Agreed. Plus going for a drink x, sounds like a date to me. But I didn't use any form of pronoun at all then.

Personally, I'd have given up and assumed disinterest after the first message due to no reply. Does persistence really pay off, or does this just look as pitiful as I think it does?

Idk, I could see a lesbian or bisexual Ashley becoming desperate finding it hard to meet other women.

 

[Rixus]

Idk, I could see a lesbian or bisexual Ashley becoming desperate finding it hard to meet other women.

It's possible, but I've never seen it. IME, Lesbian, gay and bisexual have never displayed any pushiness towards heteros. My guess is that they've encountered enough negative reactions they're afraid to. I have seen girls behaving like that, yes. But usually towards guys.

 

[Sinny91]

Burrrrnnn, I just found out who it is.

Fucker!

Spoiler

In continuation from "do you even know who this is?"

-_-

He's robbed the name from my contacts, the real Ashley Grey is one of my online acquaintances, but I wasn't sure if it was actually him , or why he thought we were on drinking terms.. and so it turns out to be this twat.

This twat messaged about 3 months ago to say he was deleting his Facebook and making a new one. When he done that, I took the opportunity to not accept his request, and cut him out my life.

And now this -_-

 

[Rixus]

So tell us - is this sort of behaviour normal?

 

[Sinny91]

For a creep , yea.

See edit.

 

[Rixus]

I maintain that Normals are crazy. I mean, take a Fuck Off when one is given, like.

 

[Jennywocky]

I just finished reading Going Rogue : Report on The Incident of the 31st of January. It was pretty interesting. It was like reading some ancient long forgotten history from a time where there were powerful malevolent beings who inhabited the forum. Honestly, someone took over the whole damn thing and almost destroyed it. That's some impressive shit. Also Face seems like pretty fun person. The way most people rushed to defend Jesin kinda made me wish he actually did it and was just secretly crazy, able to pull the wool over everyone's eyes.

I liked all the drama that was in it too, very amusing. Great read. 10/10 would recommend.

I had totally forgotten about that. We definitely do like our periodic drama here.

I am still not even sure who Jesin was, aside from the name. But I guess I said that in 2010 too. (or is that DARTH Jesin?)

 

[Rixus]

I am free from early mornings until next year!

And while I'm gone, my work Secret Santa gift will prevent anyone from stealing the tillium around my desk. He may have died a thousand times before, but we're too far out of town to respawn now.

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[Sinny91]

Whoever it is doesn't seem to have much regard for double texting rules.

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check this one out :

 

[Rixus]

Jeez. That's disturbing.
And I don't know what he means - it's only once it's taken you a week to answer a text .

 

[QuickTwist]

Sinny reminds me of Jackie Brown.

 

[Sinny91]

I have never seen that movie.. hmm.

 

[QuickTwist]

I have never seen that movie.. hmm.

My comment is actually quite stupid. It has to do with the colors of your avatar(s).

 

[redbaron]

It's a good thing Brontosaurie got banned, the people still making conversation are much more intelligent and interesting :^)

 

[Jennywocky]

It's a good thing Brontosaurie got banned, the people still making conversation are much more intelligent and interesting :^)

It's minimalist/REGEX speech defining what to exclude -- you're not supposed to focus on what they are saying, the really intelligent and interesting stuff is what they are not saying!

 

[redbaron]

It's minimalist/REGEX speech defining what to exclude -- you're not supposed to focus on what they are saying, the really intelligent and interesting stuff is what they are not saying!

Wow ur so clever can i pls b lyk u some day??

 

[Sinny91]

It's a good thing Brontosaurie got banned, the people still making conversation are much more intelligent and interesting :^)

Things are a lot more conductive without you both, why don't you save us all the misery and crawl back under your rock.

 

[Rixus]

It's a good thing Brontosaurie got banned, the people still making conversation are much more intelligent and interesting :^)

Well, I would discuss whether you agree that the effects of temporal dilation are merely an illusion caused by a 4 dimensional application of Pythagoras' theorem over greater distances then our minds were designed to handle and velocities greater than are practically possible, but to be honest, I've just finished work for the week and sometimes a little idle conversation with these people while I do the shopping is fun.

 

[Sinny91]

Wow ur so clever can i pls b lyk u some day??

Proofs in the pudding, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with these one liners.

 

[Jennywocky]

Wow ur so clever can i pls b lyk u some day??

The great news is that you can be just like me RIGHT NOW!!

 

[QuickTwist]

Things are a lot more conductive without you both, why don't you save us all the misery and crawl back under your rock.

I had a pet rock once. His name was Frank.

 

[Rixus]

I had a pet rock once. His name was Frank.

I have a pet rock. He sits in this chair all day.
His name is Rock.

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[Sinny91]

He sits on your stove? Hmm.

 

[Rixus]

No, he sits next to the bed. It started as a practical joke to bug my little one that the rock had to have her food and her bed and so on. Then she started caring for the rock. So we've kept him for the last year.

 

[Sinny91]

Ahh, that feeling you get at 18:00 when you're tearing down for the end of the day which ended a while ago and THEN you remember you're on the hook for yet another meeting... starting at 18:00.

Message for Itch

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[Bad Itch]

That's just mean.

 

[Rixus]

That's just mean.

Another message for Itch:

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Gotten on the way home from work. Should do for a day or two.

 

[Sinny91]

Unless it's weed, network diagnostics, or an INTJ, he ain't interested.

 

[Bad Itch]

OMG rite?! Speaking of which, there's s thing I forgot to do.

 

[Rixus]

He'd have a field day diagnosing the appalling network I have to put up with. But I don't think that's the hardware. The software is an absolute crock of shit. It was written in UK English by Danish programmers who live in Malta and bolted onto a Microsoft base program written in us English, and tailored by a guy who doesn't understand coding at all. It's fucked. It says, "error in GoTo command." I mean, GoTo command? WTF? Can I please reprogram it?

Regarding weed - fuck that. You've seen me on that. Better I just drink this shit. That's one bottle down. Opening number 2.

 

[Rixus]

I mean, do you know how it handles the database? It fucking downloads a 2gb database onto my PC, then sequentially searches for the record, amends it, then uploads it and replaces the database that over 70 people are using. And while it's doing that, no one else can access said database. And they wonder why it constantly locks up and crashes? I mean, what monkeys did this? I mean, what happened to think end client? WTF like? And you can just imagine me having to sit there and put up with this. It's sacrilege.

 

[Rixus]

The pain of knowing this is happening and knowing I'm not allowed to change it is driving me insane. I have a clearly INTP co-worker who also understands this sitting opposite me all day. And we're, "PLEASE, just let us at it. PLEASE!" But it's not our job to do. Instead, we have to waste time conversing about the sound giant spiders would make it why relativity and quantum mechanics can't integrate when we could be sorting this shitiness out. It's like asking a sensory to live in extreme mess. It's a painful way to live.

 

[Rixus]

Imagine you had to live with looking at toilet wall graffiti every day and know if they left the two of you sort it, you could turn it into the A Sistine Chapel Chapel. It has so much potential, but we need to be let free to fix it. Do you understand my pain?

 

[Bad Itch]

I think I left a pie in my filing cabinet. Gross.

 

[Rixus]

I recently left some oranges at the back of my cupboard. It was gross.

It fucking confuses itself between pounds and kilogrammes!??!?! And the difference between how the Danish and everyone else interprets decimal places!!!!!????!!!!! How simple is that?????
This probably belongs on the the rage thread. But God, is it killing me.

 

[cheese]

I have a pet rock. He sits in this chair all day.
His name is Rock.

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This rock rocks, Rocksus.