The Random Thoughts Thread

[Rixus]

And am I the only person who does this? I always buy latex free. Not because I have an allergy, but because I've twice (even in my limited experience) encountered such an allergy. And don't wanna be responsible for an allergic reaction like that again (that was nasty). Better to pay the couple of quid extra than risk that.

 

[Sinny91]

No, I'm not gonna answer. What am I gonna do about it? The same thing I do every time. Go out carrying. Be surrounded by beautiful single women (my mate said we're merging with a group of her friends on girls birthday night out - and this isn't the first time), not flirt with a single one of them, go back to my mates (with her boyfriend), get stoned together and crash on the couch. And come back carrying said protective supplies. Happens all the time.

You're not getting them drunk enough, expand your wallet, and encourage them to follow their Jagers with Sambukas.

 

[Rixus]

Getting them drunk isn't a problem. I'm just too nice, then. I'll carry them home and make sure they're safe (That's happened with complete strangers before. Obviously, took her to one of her friends houses because they couldn't carry her. Then sat up all night with them smoking weed, drinking and eating curry.) One of my friends once got herself steaming drunk, and I was left to carry her back. We weren't really good friends then, but after she tried to force herself onto me and I flatly told her she was too drunk, we became best mates for a couple of years. And that was someone I had a crush on at the time.

 

[Sinny91]

Yea, the trick is to catch them when they're drunk enough not to care, but sober enough to take responsibility.. a short window of about an hour probably, haha.

It's a good job that I'm not a bloke.

 

[Rixus]

Do you know the trouble with gaining a stone of muscle? Jeans. Four pairs - and only one still fits over my thighs. And they feel like they're cutting circulation. But no - if you have 24inch thighs and a 34 inside leg, you have to have a massive waste. And the shirt I ironed is now too small. I haven't even worn it yet.

And maybe we should go out. You may feel free to act like a guy and take advantage

 

[Sinny91]

Do you know the trouble with gaining a stone of muscle?

I do. (It's why I quit boxing)

Jeans.

Oh, I know all about those fuckers.

Four pairs - and only one still fits over my thighs

.

Err, try being a woman!

And they feel like they're cutting circulation. But no - if you have 24inch thighs and a 34 inside leg, you have to have a massive waste.

I've been meaning to do my measurements these last two weeks, since I split another pair. Got another pair right now which are in the process splitting across the ass, as opposed to the usual inner thighs.

ETA: my measurements are:

Waist= 30"
Hips= 37"
Thighs = 22"

Spoiler

Spoiler

Apparently my thighs are large

Ma calves at their thickest point are 14"

Causing skinny jeans to split at the seams around my calves, and most types of jean to split around my chuncky thighs. Meanwhile high waisted jeans are simultaneously too baggy around my deceptively slim waist. (Which is a bit jiggly these days)

And maybe we should go out. You may feel free to act like a guy and take advantage

 

[Rixus]

I do. (It's why I quit boxing)



Oh, I know all about those fuckers.

.

Err, try being a woman!



I've been meaning to do my measurements these last two weeks, since I split another pair. Got another pair right now which are in the process splitting across the ass, as opposed to the usual inner thighs.

ETA: my measurements are:

Waist= 30"
Hips= 37"
Thighs = 22"

Spoiler

Spoiler

Apparently my thighs are large

There no reason to give it up. I'd rather put up with it than have twig like legs again. I was beginning to get that Homer Simpson look until I decided to do something about it a couple of years ago.

They're not that big - kinda shapely. And those tats are lush. What's your inside leg? And I'm curious - that's a good hourglass measurement. What's your chest size? (I don't mean bra size - I mean under bust inches).

Have you ever tried weightlifting? I know people say women shouldn't, but that's stupid. Hones muscle definition which'll turn really good into epic.

 

[Rixus]

I planned on having a nice lie in this morning. But unfortunately, woke up at 5:30 and couldn't sleep. Knowing I'll likely be awake until that time in the morning, I have consumed 3 large energy drinks and a extra large latte from Costa. I'm a bit hyper now.

 

[Sinny91]

There no reason to give it up. I'd rather put up with it than have twig like legs again.

I'm in no danger of becoming twig like

I was beginning to get that Homer Simpson look until I decided to do something about it a couple of years ago.

They're not that big - kinda shapely. And those tats are lush. What's your inside leg? And I'm curious - that's a good hourglass measurement. What's your chest size? (I don't mean bra size - I mean under bust inches).

Have you ever tried weightlifting? I know people say women shouldn't, but that's stupid. Hones muscle definition which'll turn really good into epic.

Inside leg = 27 1/2 "
Chest = 36" ..ish.

I done some weight lifting over the last two summers... but it's not something I'd do often.. I gain muscle mass quite quickly, so it's something I always need to manage.

I only recently remembered (last night) that my mate practically has a gym in her house, I should see about using that.

 

[Rixus]

I'm in no danger of becoming twig like



Inside leg = 27 1/2 "
Chest = 36" ..ish.

I done some weight lifting over the last two summers... but it's not something I'd do often.. I gain muscle mass quite quickly, and its something I always need to manage.

I only recently remembered that my mate practically has a gym in her house, I see about using that.

Very well proportioned. Near enough a perfect hourglass. Must make you about 5"2?

Should see my home gym.
Bench press, squat rack, pull up bar, dumbbells up to 27.5kg, barbell with up 130kg of disc weights and motorised treadmill. I wanted to get into shape (one that wasn't a sphere), but don't like going to the gym because there's humans there. So I made one.

 

[Sinny91]

5'3 3/4.



R.e , Gym.

Pics or didn't happen.

 

[Rixus]

I'll picture it all tomorrow when I get home, if wanna see. Need to set it up to do a work out some time tomorrow, anyway.

I'm just on the train now. It takes a fricking hour, considering it's only 25 miles away.

 

[Rixus]

I do have pictures of me half naked picking up said wights, but probably not the time or place for that.

 

[Sinny91]

And maybe we should go out. You may feel free to act like a guy and take advantage

How about.. if I manage to get my life back together at some point , and I manage to get my fitness on par... I pop over to Welsh land and do one of those courses with you? What's the distance of those things?

 

[Rixus]

How about.. if I manage to get my life back together at some point , and I manage to get my fitness on par... I pop over to Welsh land and do one of those courses with you? What's the distance on those things?

I would epically love to do that. They're 10km (6 miles) with usually 30 obstacles. Held 3 times a year - March, June or July and October.

My sister and I are booking the summer one. I can't possibly do the March one as I still can't run very far, but it's almost healed. I'm pretty out of shape right now (I've gone from a 32" waste to a 34" in the last few months). Gonna take til the summer at least to get back into good enough shape for those.

 

[Sinny91]

Excellent, now I'll have purpose whilst I'm at the gym.

If things go my way (they rarely do) , we'll make October.

 

[Rixus]

Excellent, now I'll have purpose whilst I'm at the gym.

If things go my way (they rarely do) , we'll make October.

Make them go your way. If I have a goal I'll be ready. We'll have to get tickets a few months early - and probably best if I book them both (nearer the time, obviously), to make sure we're in the same wave and can stick together for the run.

Last time, I ended up running a lot of it alone.

And don't be too worried about how impossible it sounds - you don't and can't run the whole thing. You can't run up that entire hill, and there ends up being queues for a lot of the obstacles. Which is where I lost my co-runner. Turns out she was on speed and wouldn't wait for me after the queues. Plus she slipped the monkey bars. They took ages - they were huge and my hands were numb by then. (The lake was freezing). Overall, it ends up being an experience no one regrets, though.

 

[Sinny91]

The lake?

Haha. Awesome.

 

[Rixus]

The lake?

Haha. Awesome.

Had to swing out on a rope and jump in. Awesome is understatement.

 

[Rixus]

Sweet Jesus - six of hottest blondes I've seen in a while. Fuck (find inner extrovert. Find inner extrovert...)

 

[Rixus]

OK. I think I've been claimed.

 

[Rixus]

OMG - I can't stop laughing. Sitcom moment.

GORGEOUS blond has her bare nipples in my face twice, virtually shagging me on the dance floor, it's time to act.

What happens next?

Spoiler

Her 50 year old dad who doesn't see very often shows up and tags along. Abort! Abort!
Protection not required.
Good night, though.

 

[Rixus]

Haha - oh well, time to get stoned.
Apologies in advance if I shit post.

 

[Sinny91]

Well you give up easily don't you.

I'd suggest that rather than letting them claim you, you claim them , - and more than one, to keep your options open.

But... getting stoned is always a great alternative.

 

[Redfire]

Haha - oh well, time to get stoned.
Apologies in advance if I shit post.

You already did.

 

[Rixus]

I did. But heh; I won't forget last night in a hurry.

 

[marlaelaine]

My thoughts of the day that I typed as messages but then decided would make my friends think I am weird(er).

- What if there's a group of us (humans, not INTPs) that are actually robots but we have somehow independently developed emotional intelligence, and are slowly (quickly) moving towards to inevitable robot attack on the world but, hence our apparent tendency to move towards the destruction of society. We could all be acting against our programmers wishes, which is why all of us are oblivious.

That was not well thought out at all, yikes

- Unsettling amount of time considering and attempting to discuss the outcome of placing a bath bomb into an open stab wound

- Crime is like the real life equivalent to cheat codes, and people and gamers follow the similar pattern of beginning with small ones to make it easier and slowly beginning to rely on them to get by without effort

(extra nonsense that I am ashamed of thinking about - if you switch the consonant sounds in "lick dicks" it becomes "kill kids")

 

[Rixus]

It would be a pretty big stab wound. Would you just scream as it fizzes and ooze from the wounds?

 

[Rixus]

R.e , Gym.

Pics or didn't happen.

I said I'd picture it all today.

Spoiler

Motorised treadmill. Basic model with 5 different speeds and no incline settings.
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Bench press. Can do flat and incline. Shown here with 66.5kg.
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Squat rack. Again set up with 66.5kg. I'd normally have 96.5 on it, but I'm still training my ankle back to strength.
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The full collection of disc weights and dumbbells. The steel discs add up to roughly 130kg and the dumbbells are set up with 20kg on each right now, which is pretty standard. I can move them around to fit up to 27.5kg on them.
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There's also a pull up bar in my bathroom doorway.

 

[Cognisant]

It's not messy, I know where everything is

 

[Rixus]

It's not messy, I know where everything is

Yes, I have barely been home this weekend and haven't gotten around to much leaning.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Just my luck for my gpu to die while on break. Guess I'm getting a 1070 early.

 

[Sinny91]

@Rixus , cool

Spoiler

"Ohh, what's this you're reading? Lemme look!"

"You need these things? I think not!

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Someone is doing their kabbalah homework

 

[QuickTwist]

This random thoughts thread is srs bsns. What have you done, Rixus?

 

[Sinny91]

This random thoughts thread is srs bsns. What have you done, Rixus?

He'll be snoring right about now.. he's one of those... day walkers.

It's up to us guardians of the night to keep things running smoothly, at least.. up until the dawn of Tipareth.

I bet he spent a while lugging all that gym stuff back to whence it came, then he stuffed his face, and then he watched TV with the kids?

***
Anyway.. I'm trying to comprehend the profound wisdom of the Kabbalah and the Qliphoth... but the entire system was just based on a guy simply coming up with an idea, a pretty random idea (The model of creation) , and then whole bunch of other people from philosophical, theological, theosophical, and anthroposophical schools of thought just seem to have ran with it.. (because it looks pretty?)

But I'm not seeing much in the way of logic as far as it's origins go... and it's not helping me with my cognitive dissonance.

I suppose I should reserve judgement until the days I attempt implement practical Kabbalah..

 

[Rixus]

This random thoughts thread is srs bsns. What have you done, Rixus?

How is this my fault? What did I do?

He'll be snoring right about now.. he's one of those... day walkers.

It's up to us guardians of the night to keep things running smoothly, at least.. up until the dawn of Tipareth.

I bet he spent a while lugging all that gym stuff back to whence it came, then he stuffed his face, and then he watched TV with the kids?

Normally, yes. I try to day walk. Today I am awake at 5:30. And I won't have any kids here until I get home tonight.

 

[QuickTwist]

How is this my fault? What did I do?

As soon as you entered the thread it was destined to happen.

 

[Rixus]

As soon as you entered the thread it was destined to happen.

When I came in here, everyone was arguing about whether Orcs should have human rights. Wasn't it this thread that was the last mod sighting? Everyone thought they went the way of Entwives until then. Thought that a bit more SRS then it is now. It's just a random chat thread these days. Which I still don't think is my fault (crosses arms and pouts).

 

[QuickTwist]

When I came in here, everyone was arguing about whether Orcs should have human rights. Wasn't it this thread that was the last mod sighting? Everyone thought they went the way of Entwives until then. Thought that a bit more SRS then it is now. It's just a random chat thread these days. Which I still don't think is my fault (crosses arms and pouts).

Its a good thing. There are few places on this forum for this kind of discussion. It brings a bunch of normalcy to the forum and it is greatly appreciated.

 

[Rixus]

Its a good thing. There are few places on this forum for this kind of discussion. It brings a bunch of normalcy to the forum and it is greatly appreciated.

There you go calling me normal again.

 

[QuickTwist]

There you go calling me normal again.

Again? No, you brought normalcy to the forum, nothing normal about that.

 

[Rixus]

Again? No, you brought normalcy to the forum, nothing normal about that.

Yes, again . First you said I look normal, now I'm infecting the place my incessant normality. Soon I'll be encouraging you all to integrate into the day walking materialistic world I am normal part of. Perhaps its just my master plan to normalise you all. Could any threat be more frightening?

Individuality is irrelevant. Residence is futile. You will become one with the Norm. You will all become one with the Norm.

 

[Cognisant]

*assimilates Borg conga line*

Resistance is futile, normality will be Deadlier, Sillier and more Perverted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf_mvLBcL-E

 

[Rixus]

So, this thread wasn't just a group chat thread, then?
Oops. My bad.

 

[Cognisant]

This thread is the forum's shitpost drainage pipe, the shit-pipe if you will.

 

[Rixus]

Ah, so I'm using it right then.

 

[Redfire]

This thread is the forum's shitpost drainage pipe, the shit-pipe if you will.

It's used for that, but maybe there should be a special one for drunken posting. Maybe there already is? I know I can never find it when I'm drunk.

I fell today in the street and hurt my chin badly. A lot of blood. My first thought was: maybe I hit my mole and can save money on the surgery (I have a small mole on my chin which I want removed). Second thought: why does my head hurt? I want to look it up when I get home, how does impact in the chin make the head hurt? As I got home and was dressing the wound I was thinking I suck at it and should at some point do a first aid course. Also congratulated myself on having ethanol, cotton and bandages ready in my bathroom (bought them years ago and it's the first time I remember using it).

And now I'm thinking: I'm not sure if it's that healthy to be so extremely pragmatic. Head still hurts, chin seems fine.

edit:
I apparently forgot to contemplate: how the hell am I supposed to eat with this bandage in my chin?

 

[Rixus]

I just shit post wherever I happen to be and whatever I happen to be thinking when I'm drunk.

Is the mole important enough to have it removed? And if your chin is hurt enough for blood to be everywhere are you sure you haven't broken anything? Anything you were carrying, like? Your head probably hurts because of the impact shaking your brain. You may have concussion. Watch for dizziness and feeling sick.

 

[Redfire]

Is the mole important enough to have it removed? And if your chin is hurt enough for blood to be everywhere are you sure you haven't broken anything? Anything you were carrying, like? Your head probably hurts because of the impact shaking your brain. You may have concussion. Watch for dizziness and feeling sick.

Yeah that's what I figured. It started to hurt more and more and then I got sleepy. But I'm fine now. And I don't think I've broken anything, chin doesn't hurt that much. I imagine if anything was broken the pain would be really bad.