The Random Thoughts Thread

[Bad Itch]

Ha.. amusing.

Is there anything as saboteuring as an alarm which refuses to go off, a sun which refuses to rise, and a cat which demands cuddles first thing in the morning?!

I have been faced with both. After my cat expired my alarms still refuse to go off.

 

[Rixus]

Late for the party, but just did my numerology life path thingy.
I'm unconvinced about the mediating, blending with people and teamwork stuff.

NO: 2
In many ways, you are a creature of habit and routine, and you like to your path and pattern well-worn and familiar. A natural collector, you rarely dispose of anything that may have a shred of value. The positive attributes of the number 2 Life Path produces extremely sensitive people who generally have the most delicate ability to be balanced and fair. You clearly see the full spectrum of viewpoints in any argument or situation, and because of this people may seek you out to be a mediator. In this role you are able to settle disputes with the most unbiased flair. There is sincere concern for others; you think the best of people, and want the best for them.

Positive Traits : You are totally honest and open in thought, word and deed. You are apt to excel in any group activity where your expertise in handling and blending people can be used effectively. Manners and tact mark your way with others at all times, and you are not one to dominate a group or situation. You are the master of compromise and of maintaining harmony in your environment, never stooping to aggravate or argue.

Negative Traits : The negative side of the 2 is hardly a problem. The biggest obstacle and difficulty you may face is that of passivity and a state of apathy and lethargy. The negative 2 can be very pessimistic and accomplishes very little. Needless to say, the negative 2 doesn’t belong in the business world and even the more positive individual with the 2 Life Path may prefer a more amiable and less competitive environment.

 

[Bad Itch]

Sometimes I'm glad I am not inquisitive.

WHY?! WHEN?! Why did I have to wait 90 seconds?

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Sometimes I'm glad I am not inquisitive.

I'm totally wondering why this is.

Why is it?

 

[Rixus]

Ha.. amusing.

Is there anything as saboteuring as an alarm which refuses to go off, a sun which refuses to rise, and a cat which demands cuddles first thing in the morning?!

If the alarm has refused to go off and the sun has yet to rise - perhaps you have woken up early. Give cat cwtches and wait. Maybe the sun will rise, maybe it has gone nova. Maybe Suaron has blacked out the sun so that his armies can invade your fair city. Who knows.

 

[Creeping Death]

Sometimes I've been faced with a Sun that refuses to come up for two straight months. Cats are dicks tho.

 

[Rixus]

Perhaps Sinny has been mystically transported to the arctic circle and not mentioned it.

Cats are dicks tho.

Agreed.

 

[Bad Itch]

I'm faced with the reality that I might have to wear something other than shorts to work today. I'm... I don't know. This doesn't feel right? Where I'm gonna put all my stuff?! And things?!! I miss my pockets already. "-2c, feels like -8c"... stupid winter. Lousy snow. Stupid winter is lousy with stupid snow. Stupid.

 

[Bad Itch]

Also: junk food hangover. Daaaayum.

 

[Rixus]

Can you not wear trousers that have pockets?

 

[Bad Itch]

Nobody makes that anymore since the invention of the "skinny jeans".

 

[Rixus]

I couldn't fit my thighs into skinny jeans if I tried. And I'm glad of that.
Visit a different shop. I basically only ever shop in a sports shop. Fashion knows what it can suck if it tells I'm not in style. And I have maybe two pairs of jeans and work clothes.

 

[Bad Itch]

Never been in a pair. Been to all the shops whut's left, right, up and down.

 

[Creeping Death]

Bad Itch, are you cuddly?

 

[Bad Itch]

In the same sort of way a burlap sack full of shattered glass, hope, and vaporub is cuddly, yea I guess you could say that... "cuddly" ... hmm. Yes. Definitely cuddly.

 

[Creeping Death]

C'mere buddy

(>^^)>

 

[QuickTwist]

Never been in a pair. Been to all the shops whut's left, right, up and down.

I have. They make my balls itch so I don't wear them any more.

 

[Bad Itch]

I have. They make my balls itch so I don't wear them any more.

Welcome back to manpants!!

 

[PmjPmj]

I wear boxer shorts. Always have; always will.

Adequate ventilation and room enough to swing free as nature intended.

 

[Bad Itch]

C'mere buddy

(>^^)>

Aww! *snifl*

U might wanna brush that glass off. Carefully.

 

[Rixus]

That's very random PMJ. Even for this thread.

I tried on a pair of skinny jeans in the shop earlier in the year. Managed to squeeze them on and it felt like someone had deflated a balloon over my nuts.

And common everyone - hug Bad Itch!
Itchy.
Tasty.

 

[Bad Itch]

PMJ is right on point. You can't properly rock boxers in skinny jeans. And we should all be rocking boxers, for Willy.

 

[Rixus]

I have always only worn boxers. The atrocity that is skinny jeans is surely unrelated to your underwear.

 

[Bad Itch]

Went with shorts. Suck it, winter.

 

[Bad Itch]

When you have 3 minutes before your meeting and can squeeze one more track in before the headphones come off.

 

[Rixus]

I just wanted to share what a disturbing thing I came into work to see today.

Spoiler

It appears as though Santa is leering at the reindeer hoping to yet again further their relationship. However, it looks the thought terrifies the reindeer so much that it has made a puddle beneath itself. It happened overnight. I believe that whoever made this display has problems.

 

[Jennywocky]

I think the reindeer has the hots for Santa despite playing hard to get.
Who else could make his nose glow so red in excitement?

As far as the puddle:

Spoiler

Watersports

 

[Rixus]

I don't know - that Santa has a very evil grin. I wouldn't like Santa grinning at me like that.

The puddle could have been the snowman that was involved last time, and now Santa knows he gets the reindeer to himself.

 

[Jennywocky]

I don't know - that Santa has a very evil grin. I wouldn't like Santa grinning at me like that.

The puddle could have been the snowman that was involved last time, and now Santa knows he gets the reindeer to himself.

Well, that's true about the puddle. Santa looks like enough of a twisted bastard to hook up with a snowman and then turning a hairdryer on her mid-embrace, watching her melt into his arms.

And then to add insult to indignity, he ate the carrot afterwards.

 

[Sinny91]

I just wanted to share what a disturbing thing I came into work to see today.

Spoiler

It appears as though Santa is leering at the reindeer hoping to yet again further their relationship. However, it looks the thought terrifies the reindeer so much that it has made a puddle beneath itself.

Hehe, perhaps the dams just burst, - a courteous man would just whip out the towels and carry on.

Spoiler

Inside joke, not personal experience ... unfortunately?

 

[Rixus]

Unfortunately, I just read both your comments, then giggle right as the guy opposite me is complaining about a particular company being useless to deal with. Then he asked me why I found his frustration funny.

Doesn't matter. The argument quickly moved on and is now centered around whether to put butter in a jacket potato or not.

 

[Rixus]

Spoiler

Inside joke, not personal experience ... unfortunately?

That can be changed
(c'mon, you knew that reply was coming.)

 

[Rixus]

And then to add insult to indignity, he ate the carrot afterwards.

Or, he used the carrot to temp the reindeer back, luring the poor thing into a quiet corner somewhere.

 

[Bad Itch]

*furiously mashes "volume up"* but volume does not UP. Eventually, realize am not holding device the headphones are connected to.

 

[Sinny91]

That can be changed
(c'mon, you knew that reply was coming.)

I did not, I was not born to be objectified youknow. If you don't cease and desist I'll have little choice but to report you to the Mods, ... or youknow, hunt you down and stick you with a pointy object

Spoiler

 

[Bad Itch]

I did not, I was not born to be objectified youknow. If you don't cease and desist I'll have little choice but to report you to the Mods, ... or youknow, hunt you down and stick you with a pointy object

Spoiler

Good luck with this crowd...

 

[Rixus]

I did not, I was not born to be objectified youknow. If you don't cease and desist I'll have little choice but to report you to the Mods, ... or youknow, hunt you down and stick you with a pointy object

Spoiler

:-( Now I feel like that lewd greasy, sweaty guy in the office who makes passes at all the ladies, making them cringe and escape the room faster than I would if I were that reindeer.

 

[Bad Itch]

And you expected what in lieu?

 

[QuickTwist]

https://youtu.be/Tj75Arhq5ho

In ten years the middle school kids are going to love this shit.

 

[Sinny91]

:-( Now I feel like that lewd greasy, sweaty guy in the office who makes passes at all the ladies, making them cringe and escape the room faster than I would if I were that reindeer.

*Unleashes tirade of Third Way Feminism, plays the victim, questions your manhood, takes to social media with moral crusade, calls for an army of SJWs to cyber stalk you and end the life of all men*

*Rips off T-shirt , reveals bare bosom, bearing painted emblem of red, white and black - caption "Busby's Babe!"

Haha.

There... I feel better now.

 

[Bad Itch]

https://youtu.be/Tj75Arhq5ho

In ten years the middle school kids are going to love this shit.

Whoah.

 

[Rixus]

*Unleashes tirade of Third Way Feminism, plays the victim, questions your manhood, takes to social media with moral crusade, calls for an army of SJWs to cyber stalk you and end the life of all men*

*Rips of T-shirt , reveals bare bosom, bearing painted emblem of red, white and black - caption "Busby's Babe!"

Haha.

There... I feel better now.

(Has no idea what an SJW or who Busby is)
(As a 5 enneagram feels the need to either pretend to intuitively understand or research this.)

 

[Creeping Death]

https://youtu.be/Tj75Arhq5ho

In ten years the middle school kids are going to love this shit.

That's low energy Metallica. This is what it's all about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq3f01e2U

 

[Bad Itch]

That, right there, is some actual Metallica.

Netflix has a Dirk Gently? Where have I been?

I know I'm giggling. That's what I know.

 

[dutchdisease]

Hoping the math class I want opens up. Waited too long to register as always and now a wrench has been thrown into my plans.

 

[QuickTwist]

That's low energy Metallica. This is what it's all about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq3f01e2U

I always like the slower songs that heavy metal bands do. Seems like they put more effort into them.

Like this one:

https://youtu.be/KwNy4OYiKfw

 

[Sinny91]

(Has no idea what an SJW or who Busby is)
(As a 5 enneagram feels the need to either pretend to intuitively understand or research this.)

So... did you do your homework?

 

[Rixus]

So... did you do your homework?

As soon as I realised what SJW stood for, I got that. Still have no idea who Busby is.

 

[Sinny91]

Ahh, anybody in England, Scotland or Ireland would know ... such a cultural divide

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Busby

Sir Alexander Matthew "Matt" Busby, CBE, KCSG (26 May 1909 – 20 January 1994) was a Scottish football player and manager, who managed Manchester United between 1945 and 1969 and again for the second half of the 1970–71 season. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest managers of all time.[1][2] His managerial records and longevity at the helm of Manchester United are surpassed only by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Before going into management, Busby was a player for two of Manchester United's greatest rivals, Manchester City and Liverpool. During his time at City, Busby played in two FA Cup Finals, winning one of them. After his playing career was interrupted by the Second World War, Busby was offered the job of assistant coach at Liverpool, but they were unwilling to give him the control over the first team that he wanted. As a result, he took the vacant manager's job at Manchester United instead, where he built the famous Busby Babes team. In a total of 25 years with the club, he won 13 trophies.[3]

 

[Rixus]

Ahh, anybody in England, Scotland or Ireland would know ... such a cultural divide

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Busby

I knew vaguely of that Busby (although I'm not much of a sports follower). I thought you must have meant something else, as I had no idea why that would have been relevant.