The Random Thoughts Thread

[Creeping Death]

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

 

[Bad Itch]

I have very few regrets. If I had more, they'd mostly be based on superficial, envious things.

I've had a good time, wasting all this time.

 

[Bad Itch]

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

I had to stop doing what I was doing. I am still stopped.

bweeeee

 

[PmjPmj]

So long as you're having a good time, great. I personally wish I'd been far more pragmatic about achieving my goals, because by now I would have long since arrived. It would have been far easier to do it then (single; no kids) than it is now (married; kids; always hanging out of my arse with sleep deprivation).

That being said, shit will be a lot easier about 5 years down the line. Maybe.

 

[Creeping Death]

I had to stop doing what I was doing. I am still stopped.

bweeeee

Did u need stpo sex for grifrend prenargte?

 

[Bad Itch]

Did u need stpo sex for grifrend prenargte?

Naw, I was usin' the other one.

 

[Creeping Death]

https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M

 

[Creeping Death]

https://youtu.be/pFJ62vlZbls

 

[Seteleechete]

The feeling when you want to listen to a particular song, click next on a (shuffled) playlist and get it.

 

[Rixus]

Humans Why do I have to deal with them?

Basically, somewhat similar to being asked to include a piece of string in my calculations because there's a chance they may need a length of it.

 

[Bad Itch]

Always measure out some slack.

 

[Sinny91]

What thread did somebody post a picture of the Christmas decorations performing a lewd act or two?

I need the photo

 

[Seteleechete]

What thread did somebody post a picture of the Christmas decorations performing a lewd act or two?

I need the photo

The sin confession thread.

 

[Rixus]

What thread did somebody post a picture of the Christmas decorations performing a lewd act or two?

I need the photo

I posted it in the Sin confession thread.
That's our office window display. Some people have nativity scenes, we have a bestiality threesome involving a Amish Santa.

 

[Sinny91]

Thank u both

 

[Rixus]

Might I know what is becoming of my carefully arranged display?

 

[Sinny91]

Might I know what is becoming of my carefully arranged display?

Guy from the confessions thread, r.e: our Thursday arrangement

Spoiler

 

[Rixus]

Hmm.
More sinful confessions.

 

[Bad Itch]

Technically you have to swap that Santa for a tree or sommat. The Amish don't do Saint Nick.

http://www.theamishquilt.com

This carefully arranged display is fradulent.

 

[Rixus]

That's what's so ridiculous about the Santa. Who the hell designed him? I saw him and we had to have him.

 

[Seteleechete]

50 million years ago ants as large as hummingbirds roamed the planet.

 

[Bad Itch]

And look where it got them...

 

[Sinny91]

Korn, coke and freak on a leash
.. my night is set xD

 

[Rixus]

Sounds more interesting than mine. I'm just playing FEAR 2, vaping and may finish off the remnants of a bottle of whiskey I accidentally bought.
Have fun - and just don't let me have the image of you playing the reindeer in that strange seen with the bizarre Santa.

 

[Sinny91]

why is everbody shocked and indignant when I tell them that I dont have kids?!

Why does everybody just see me as a breeding mule?!

The UK, I swear to God, is a fuct up place to be .

 

[Rixus]

Some people are just old fashioned. Fact is, only about half our generation are even having kids now.

My god, I've really fallen out of shape lately. Only out of training since August and that six pack I spent nearly two years getting has disappeared and I doubt I could lift nearly as much or run a fraction as far (even I could run or lift without great pain.)

 

[Sinny91]

kill me

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

kill me

*dodges*
*kills*

 

[Sinny91]

Thank you... that was bloody prompt.

 

[QuickTwist]

why is everbody shocked and indignant when I tell them that I dont have kids?!

Why does everybody just see me as a breeding mule?!

The UK, I swear to God, is a fuct up place to be .

Adequate protection. That's what I would guess.

 

[Sinny91]

?? Protection??

***

Unrelated, why are men such dickheads???

 

[Rixus]

Positive reinforcement. Being a dick head usually gets what you want. So long as it does, why would they change?

 

[QuickTwist]

?? Protection??

***

Unrelated, why are men such dickheads???

Why is that insulting?

 

[Sinny91]

Why is that insulting?

Because I effectively just called you a dickhead?

 

[QuickTwist]

Because I effectively just called you a dickhead?

LOL. IDK, couldn't say.

 

[Rixus]

No, it's not insulting. Instead of being insulted at implication, Fe kicks in and sees it's unlikely to be directed at any of us.

 

[Bad Itch]

For the record, I have procrastinated the everloving shit out of the one thing I set out to do today. Yesterday, rather. Whenever. I AM STILL PROCRASTINATING.

...hey i wonder if there's some laundry I could be processing right now.

WANNA RIDE BIKES?!

Tick-tock. This is now out of hand.

 

[Rixus]

I'm so hungry.

A burger! A burger! My kingdom for a burger!

 

[Bad Itch]

Tick-tock. This is now out of hand.

And then Itch gets a free pass for the deadline he would have missed, which has been pushed back til next week.

This is why I never learn.

Or am very, very lucky.

Either. Both. Whatever.

Now I should take the opportunity to finish that up. Except...

...SQUIRREL!!!

 

[Sinny91]

Fuck everybody.

 

[Rixus]

Fuck everybody.

You sound upset. Anything you want to rant about?
Anything I can to help?

 

[Sinny91]

Yea, you could slap me round the face and tell me to fix up.

 

[Rixus]

Yea, you could slap me round the face and tell me to fix up.

Can't really slap you out of it. But I can offer to talk in hour when I've finished work?

 

[Sinny91]

Thanks, but I'm just having a tantrum.. I'll be happier after a natter with me mate over a cuppa n a spliff.

 

[QuickTwist]

Sinny, I'm not even going to say anything.

 

[Rixus]

Feel free to expel anger here in the mean time.
It is a good place for it.

 

[Sinny91]

Feel free to expel anger here in the mean time.
It is a good place for it.

Spoiler

I might expand later, and ask you guys for most humble and astute opinions.

Fuckin cock suckin twat.

 

[Rixus]

Will look forward to the conversation. Though I do not promise sobriety.

(And I will correct you on one thing - men are not that simple. We can be quite complex, really.)

 

[QuickTwist]

https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M

This is as bad as that other thread @Jennywocky.

 

[Rixus]

WTF did I just watch?