The Random Thoughts Thread

[Tannhauser]

There is something deeply unaesthetic about a dude who is obsessed with looking muscular. It's like he has some sort of deep weakness, or an inability of self-realization.

 

[Sinny91]

There is something deeply unaesthetic about a dude who is obsessed with looking muscular. It's like he has some sort of deep weakness, or an inability of self-realization.

Or he's addicted to the endorphins.

 

[Sinny91]

Do I get to go to an Irish pub and start my "Always after me Lucky Charms..." routine?

Do I get to dig up a Masquerade jewel??!

Haha, maybe..

I know you're a hardcore skeptic, so I don't know whether that makes you an ideal candidate for this investigation or not. I need someone with an open mind.

 

[TBerg]

Why does my mom have to complain so much about things I do to help?

It's like, I clean the whole house and yet all she can do is complain that I cleaned stuff up.

 

[Rualani]

If reality doesn't give a fuck and we simply rot and die at the end, I'm just going to indulge in whatever delusions please me.

Bow down and worship the almighty lord of cheesy mashed potatoes.

 

[Sinny91]

The sky went a really funny colour yesterday dusk.

There are 5 of us here discussing it at present, each and every one of us thought we were seeing things

From my perspective everything had suddenly gone orange/red/pink.

My other mate said it looked like the sky was on fire.

This wasn't bog standard Shepard's delight, absolutely everything had changed colour.

I don't visit my home town that often these days, but my other friend said it's not the first time this year.

I love my home town, there's always some weirdness.

 

[bvanevery]

There is something deeply unaesthetic about a dude who is obsessed with looking muscular. It's like he has some sort of deep weakness, or an inability of self-realization.

What if he's just pure "S" ? What if he's genetically predisposed to think of the entire world in terms of "his body" ?

Do "S" people have problems with self-realization in general? I've never researched that.

 

[Rook]

The sky went a really funny colour yesterday dusk.

There are 5 of us here discussing it at present, each and every one of us thought we were seeing things

From my perspective everything had suddenly gone orange/red/pink.

My other mate said it looked like the sky was on fire.

.............is this not an expected occurrence during dusk and dawn?

Not sure about the nature of yer weather and light absorption in the isles, but such colourations are quite commonplace if one is outside at the appropriate time.

 

[Sinny91]

Nope I've since received more witness reports... was thought strange by people across the whole West Midlands, apparently there are some photos, ill try to retrieve them when I get back to PC.

When I say eveythign changed colour, I don't just mean the sky, but absolutely everything .

Was not regular in the least.

I dont make this shit up for bants, I'd be employed as a creative writer if that were the case.

ETA: if I was on laptop I'd vocaroo some of these witness statements. The topic keeps cropping up. Anna described the event as "terrifying", Danny said it was like the sky was on fire, MJ said it was "Biblical", Darren said it was "Biblical".

I just think it was down right weird.

ETA: Met office response
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/extraordinary-pictures-show-night-sky-6777489

 

[Sinny91]

Just because it can be done, doesn't mean it should be done.

 

[Bad Itch]

On Saturday night I shared a joint with people I do not normally share joints with. Now I have a cold or something and my tonsils feel as though someone replaced them overnight with wild cucumber. Being social sucks because everyone else has germs. Gross. I need to go gargle hand sanitizer.

 

[Sinny91]

Was just watching BBC News Night when they aired an interview with American actress Amy Schumer...

I have/had no idea who she is, but apparently she's a somebody.

I thought she was quite likeable until she started on the pro Clinton, pro feminism, anti trump tirade.

Then on about sex ed...

She thinks that it was a travesty that nobody taught her to masturbate from a young age, and she didnt discover how to herself until she was 16...meanwhile the guys were jerking off since age nine

Ugh, what a tool. Maybe if she wasn't a fugly teen, the boys would helped her discover herself sooner.

 

[Tannhauser]

Nope I've since received more witness reports... was thought strange by people across the whole West Midlands, apparently there are some photos,

I think there is in general something special about the sky in West Midlands. I saw the most spectacular sunsets I have ever seen when I lived in Warwick.

 

[crippli]

...meanwhile the guys were jerking off since age nine

Ugh, what a tool. Maybe if she wasn't a fugly teen, the boys would helped her discover herself sooner.

uhh... It's quite a different thing jerking off and helping 'the other' sex orgasm at age 9.

I can't say for sure but I suspect even young boys struggle to produce productive sperm before age 12.

 

[TBerg]

On that note, I masturbated for the first time in weeks last night. But I shall regain mastery over my domain.

On another note, how was I the only one who managed to figure out how to masturbate without taking a class to learn it?

 

[Bad Itch]

On that note, I masturbated for the first time in weeks last night. But I shall regain mastery over my domain.

On another note, how was I the only one who managed to figure out how to masturbate without taking a class to learn it?

I am SO gonna write a children's book. "If you want it done right, learn to fish" or something. (U know... give a human a fish vs teach a human to catch fish)

Has someone already written that? Where's my authoring slippers and whisky... I need to grow a moustache.

 

[Bad Itch]

That was supposed to sound less... creepy. Except the moustache part. Moustaches are as creepy as fuck, ironic or otherwise.

 

[Sinny91]

uhh... It's quite a different thing jerking off and helping 'the other' sex orgasm at age 9.

Well I didnt specify an age for that, but she thought 16 was far too late..

I can't say for sure but I suspect even young boys struggle to produce productive sperm before age 12.

Tell her that.

I never had a "sex ed" class, but became sexually active at 15 or 16 the traditional way.. fumbling around with someone else.

What the fuck does anyone need a class for?

Biology was convered in science, I'm sure health could be incorporated rather easily into science class, and the rest should should be down to experience.

 

[bvanevery]

American actress Amy Schumer...

More of a comedian than an actress, to my reckoning, although I don't know if she has a viable filmography or not. Her standup or TV shows are pretty heavily laden with sex stuff.

 

[bvanevery]

I am SO gonna write a children's book. "If you want it done right, learn to fish" or something. (U know... give a human a fish vs teach a human to catch fish)

Can't you just give a young girl a fish, of a certain size?

 

[bvanevery]

What the fuck does anyone need a class for?

Primarily to prevent pregnancy and STDs.

 

[Tannhauser]

Preventing STDs is immoral. Its anti-life.

 

[bvanevery]

So's hygiene then so get on with it. We'll be fully expecting your field report from the home of Oscar the Grouch.

 

[TBerg]

Part of the problem with modern technology is its anti-evolutionary character, which means that we do not become evermore adapted to our environments, but that the environment is evermore constructed to shut the needs of any mutation, whatever its suitability to our general environmental conditions. Thus, we do not fear STDs anymore, and so whatever improvements upon our behavior would be prompted by its threat will not occur.

 

[bvanevery]

Speak for yourself! People in my generation feared the shit out of AIDS. I'm pretty sure I didn't get laid anywhere near as much as guys a few years older than myself, before the hammer fell.

Oh and nobody's solved AIDS in Africa either.

Come to think of it people are afraid of ebola and zika virus just fine, so it's odd for you to be focusing on STDs as somehow "more important" in the grand scheme of disease. Do you honestly think people should die if the disease is due to sex, and shouldn't die if it's due to something else? Well then might as well go resurrect smallpox from a disease bank like the CDC, wrap yourself in a blanket of it and kick off.

 

[TBerg]

All technology has an anti-evolutionary character, but STDs are especially prevalent among communities that did not have the cognizance and will to adapt, such as in urban DC, which has a higher STD rate than any Subsaharan country. STDs are also quite prevalent among gay men, who also do not pursue activities amenable to reproduction and life-giving forces. These communities keep heading down degenerative paths. Technology means that these communities will never have to reckon with the consequences of their own actions.

But the damage is a fait accompli, which means that whatever destruction postmodern Progressivism has enabled cannot be reversed. These communities will either collapse or adapt.

 

[Sinny91]

In the mood... but nobody else is

 

[Bad Itch]

In the mood... but nobody else is

Even after that text message from the other day?

 

[Sinny91]

Pfft, don't get me started on him. I replied back and called him but got no response.

A continuation of the behaviour which has gotten us to where we are.

My reply was short. He's probably bitching about that ; "Ugh, is that it?! Is that all I get back after I send a nice one like that?!" Is an attitude I've witnessed him adopt on numerous occasions.

I don't care, I haven't got words for people these days... things are what they are.

 

[Bad Itch]

Pfft, don't get me started on him. I replied back and called him but got no response.

A continuation of the behaviour which has gotten us to where we are.

My reply was short. He's probably bitching about that ; "Ugh, is that it?! Is that all I get back after I send a nice one like that?!" Is an attitude I've witnessed him adopt on numerous occasions.

I don't care, I haven't got words for people these days... things are what they are.

Possibly the most accidentally compassionate thing that unreliable people can do for the rest of us is to consistently fail these tests so we can eventually stop wondering.

 

[nanook]

full disclosure. coffee is destroying my life again.
my dose went up way too high and i am apparently acting out uncontrollably.

can't remember how often i already quit this fucking speed of the masses, often for long periods, more often only for less time than it takes for the subtle withdrawal / depression to dissipate, which means weeks.

 

[Bad Itch]

full disclosure. coffee is destroying my life again.
my dose went up way too high and i am apparently acting out uncontrollably.

can't remember how often i already quit this fucking speed of the masses, often for long periods, more often only for less time than it takes for the subtle withdrawal / depression to dissipate, which means weeks.

You can't stop the shining.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

@nanook

is that why your eyes are so big?

 

[nanook]

@nanook

is that why your eyes are so big?

the more i see, the less i dare to feel.

pic from neon demon.

 

[Bad Itch]

Sleeping until noon on weekends really bums me out now. Forget about the fact that I needed to sleep until noon- necessity isn't making it any better. Fact is, this day is almost wasted and I'm just getting started.

 

[Sinny91]

But the night is young

 

[Bad Itch]

But the night is young

This is true and most optimistic!

 

[bvanevery]

STDs are also quite prevalent among gay men, who also do not pursue activities amenable to reproduction and life-giving forces.

My view of any species, is having some members who are not saddled with needing to reproduce, is good for the species overall. They can engage in activities that are not burdened with the logistical overhead of rearing children. They contribute to the gene pool if they benefit their families in this manner, i.e. close genetic relatives. That said, homosexuality is probably an epigenetic event anyways, so the environmental computation of why X number of people turn out gay is an ongoing conundrum, local to whatever geographic conditions prevail.

I suppose you "have it in for" any heterosexual couples who aren't planning on having children. "Degenerates" in your book.

I further suppose you didn't consider that gays might adopt, thereby picking up the slack from heterosexuals who are useless as parents. Or that lesbians might get a sperm donor or artificially inseminate.

 

[bvanevery]

broccoli is a lot better with hummus

 

[Sinny91]

Any behavioural therapists on the forum ?

I seriously need the help of one.

 

[Sinny91]

Why can I not view this one members profile?

 

[bvanevery]

Any behavioural therapists on the forum ?

I seriously need the help of one.

I think you get pot luck for $0 in places like this. If you still want $0, perhaps you could seek out some kind of support forum / website?

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I thought up a funny little story the other day.

Like, imagine that someone leaves a gun in your house.

Someone tells a cop, the cop enters the house and finds it:

Officer: Mate, there's a gun in your house, you're coming with us.

Tenant: 2 guns you mean

Officer: then where's the other one, mate?

Tenant: in ya pocket

Tenant: now get the fuck out of my house

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Officer: mate. Ya just said fuck.

You're coming with us.

Tenant: yeah, alright, I can't really argue with that one.

 

[emmabobary]

the more i see, the less i dare to feel.

pic from neon demon.

Beautifull movie!

 

[BrBaFan225]

Thought:

I wonder what the next person to read this thread will think of this thought of mines....

I approve

 

[Bad Itch]

It's Saturday, and I need some diesel. Challenge accepted. I hump a couple of empty gas cans down to the gas station about half a click away. Lovely day, lovely walk.

Arriving at the gas station, I see all the diesel self-serve lanes are full so I stroll up to the full service lane where the attendant is in his booth chilling out.

"Hey, mind if I use your pump?", hoisting one of my gas cans into view.

"Naw, I've got this. Let's go." It's not like like the full service lane doesn't do a lot of business or anythhing... this guy just like's to keep busy when he can. I walk past on my way to and from the office and we usually exchange a nod or a wave, so he recognizes me.

I like to be helpful when I can, so I'm holding the gas cans and watching the meter count up to 10L while the attendant operates the pump... everyone wins, and we're pretty focused on what we're doing.

There is a large dark and blurry movement in my peripheral vision, somewhere beyond my left shoulder. I'm too thrilled counting ticks on the meter to acknowledge it much beyond "Big. Moving." and the attendant doesn't see it at all from his angle.

Suddenly, *#%$^KPRAAAANG!!!!6!@%^*

My eyes widen, I tense up and my grip on the gas can tightens. Whatever that was it was really close. Like right-there-really-close. I looked over my left shoulder to see a car with its front passenger side wheel up on the concrete island where the pumps are installed. The front bumper was hard up against a sign which had been between the pump and the edge of the island. The sign was now crumpled and mashed up against the side of diesel pump the attendant and I were behind.

"What in the heck was THAT?! Oh, that's just great." At the impact, the attendant had released his hand from the pump nozzle which naturally shut off when he let go, and stepped back a few steps. A male in his early 20s was emerging from the car.

"I think that was us just about dying horribly and unexpectedly." I replied.

I paid for my diesel and humped my now full gas cans back home, another lovely walk albeit with more consideration for gravity. Because hills.

It's a great day to not die crushed and possibly in flames at the hands of some kid in his dad's car. (Nobody that age with that hat owns that car in that color and steers it into a fuel pump- that's totally his dad's car.)

A great day indeed!

 

[bvanevery]

I wonder if kids were first trained to wreck cars instead of drive them, if they'd have fewer accidents?

 

[Tannhauser]

I wonder if kids were first trained to wreck cars instead of drive them, if they'd have fewer accidents?

I think so. I've learned a lot from having been in 3 motorcycle accidents so far.

People with the more variation in results at the start of their learning process usually become better than those with less variation.

The key is just not dying in the process.

 

[Bad Itch]

I think so. I've learned a lot from having been in 3 motorcycle accidents so far.

People with the more variation in results at the start of their learning process usually become better than those with less variation.

The key is just not dying in the process.

I just want to live, to love and have brunch in spite of everyone's learning process.