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Grayman

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I don't like all these dirty words. It makes me uncomfortable.
If that makes you uncomfortable i'd hate to see what you'd feel if you knew I meant "fucking profanity" literally. They should call it a turrets blow job.
 
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Wtf bronto if you agree with me I demand you lower your grade of the movie to fucking at least 6/11 pronto.

If you don't do that you are a hypocritical cunt.

The only one who is the best is Jennywocky because she rightly identified the best Nolan movie by far, also recommended is "Following" which is one he did prior to fame, real low budget stuff, but good.
 

Jennywocky

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The only one who is the best is Jennywocky because she rightly identified the best Nolan movie by far, also recommended is "Following" which is one he did prior to fame, real low budget stuff, but good.
The Following would be my third choice after Memento. ;) It actually shows his best qualities, and in a low production budget; he's pretty ingenuous in terms of using a zillion edits not in chronological order, while still utilizing small details of the characters and props (like hair length and bruising) to telegraph exactly where you're at in the timeline. The actors were also capable.
 

Grayman

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Wtf bronto if you agree with me I demand you lower your grade of the movie to fucking at least 6/11 pronto.

If you don't do that you are a hypocritical cunt.

The only one who is the best is Jennywocky because she rightly identified the best Nolan movie by far, also recommended is "Following" which is one he did prior to fame, real low budget stuff, but good.
Your mouth does ... 'Things' to me.
 
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The shit really got deep...Inception.... God Fucking Dammit :twisteddevil:

Let's start with the cool part.

•Lucid dreaming

Now the shitty.

• De-crapeo
• Hollyweird plot
• utter bullshit-afying lucid dreaming
• spawning a cult of bullshit-afied lucid dreamers
• coined a new saying-- " fuckin dude, I saw this movie about dreaming" :eek:
• basically
• sucked ass
• x 10
:D
 
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she could have some perceptual deficits, due to a developmental disorder, brain trauma or some kind of inebriation. this information must be included in the picture. creating a breeding ground for the suspension of disbelief is a responsibility of the creator, not the consumer.
Fuck that.. Too easy, besides how many retarded people get married?

I was hoping for something like:

Take a .45 cal barrel, a avocado, two paper clips, a 25 dollar blow dryer, 45 grains of black powder, and a .454 caliber lead ball..:eek:


Call it a fifty dollar divorce...:D
 
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It's time to play again
Are you my mother?

Can I do it this time?

Your eyes focus in and out

Under this warm river
I can see you see me
But this river is cold

I can, I am,
It's happening

Why am I straining?
This shouldn't be hard
Why am I holding on to this so tightly?

Why are you holding on to this so tightly?

LET GO!

Bent over this pit of despair
Vast and deep
Trapped in this pit of despair
Staring, at, that, light, that incandescent orb of, my future

We stare at each other
We know each other,
But you know me more
And I will never know you this way

Why can't I see you?
What happened? This is all my fault

This is your fault

Look in the mirror
At yourself
See you are empty,
See that we are empty,

You will be empty

I can't go on with this
Can I go on with this?

Together we have escaped from time
You see me, I will loosen my grip so you can see me

What do you see? What!?

-----

I am a coward
And you are brave

I am just an animal
You are a brute

Because of you I feel nothing but shame

I can't hide
You can't hide from this
I will always know
You will always know

She knows everything
And I couldn't even tell her
We both just lied
Unable to tell her the truth

We are going to play now
I want to go back home

With my mother

It's all I want now
For you to know
That you have hurt her
And I do not forgive you

Just another step
And another

It's ending, I am safe now
Safe like you will never be again

You can not lie

Broken

---

Are we playing?
I want to play

I do not want to play that game,
I want to play your game,

Your face is smashed! Oh how it, dangles

I can't see things your way
How curious that you just dance in circles

You are in pain,
This is my game

I want it to stop

It will never stop

Now you know the truth,
We all know the truth,
Liar
 
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